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22 November 2005

mary kate or ashley? you decide.

post by: quonsar at: 22:40 | 18 comments

Ashley, because she has badass sideburns and she really knows how to wear a hat.

posted by iconomy 22 November | 22:41

bone or sinue? you decide.

posted by arse_hat 22 November | 22:48

Mary Kate, because when she's a washed-up failure she can sell one of her names on ebay.

posted by goatdog 22 November | 23:03

Mary-Kate, because she's the skiiiinny one! I'm not down with fat-asses (that means YOU, Ashley!)

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 November | 23:27

I don't know which is which, I like the fat one.

posted by kero 22 November | 23:34

Gimmie the one in the shirt there. And wrap her up.

posted by trondant 22 November | 23:47

I'll take 'em both!

posted by WolfDaddy 22 November | 23:47

Why can't I have 'em both?

posted by teece 23 November | 00:07

I'd hit them both... with a baseball bat.

posted by madman 23 November | 00:08

Aren't they both just the split personalities of Michelle Tanner?

posted by Edible Energy 23 November | 00:14

The skinny one - that one you can pick up by the ankles and beat the other one to death with.

posted by yhbc 23 November | 00:21

Depends. What are we doing with them? Ashley would be good for holding up a birdhouse, but I'd go with Mary Kate for tetherball.

posted by jrossi4r 23 November | 00:22

Myth or hoax?

posted by warbaby 23 November | 00:23

Threat... or menace?

posted by Capn 23 November | 00:53

Paper or plastic?

posted by Capn 23 November | 00:54

Scylla or Charybdis

posted by Capn 23 November | 00:56

Ashley.

posted by Wolfdog 23 November | 08:13

Rug.

posted by Specklet 23 November | 13:54

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