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12 November 2005

Additionally, meat-scented Dog CondomsŪ may present a choking hazard

Why are dogs the only one that get to enjoy meat scented condoms?
posted by Slack-a-gogo 12 November | 09:29
Who's with me on this class action lawsuit???
posted by Edible Energy 12 November | 10:36
Why are the condoms meat-scented? I would imagine that giving the condoms a tantalizing meat aroma would be a distraction for the dogs. After all, they aren't exactly going in the dog's mouth.
posted by LeeJay 12 November | 10:58
Dear Cthulhu,

We are a terrible plague and an affront to the Cosmos itself. We have done terrible, awful and things with our birthright. Our lives are meaningless crap filled with a pervasive pestilence of the soul and spirit.

I eagerly await your awakening and exalted morning peckishness. I fervently plead, beg and hope that you will soon awaken from your ponderous slumber and wipe the tainted filth our our existence from the fabric of the Cosmos.

Signed,

Loquacious, unworthy to be even served as the merest crumb of a morsel on your infinite buffet of malicious redemption.
posted by loquacious 12 November | 11:28
What About Female Condoms for Bitches?
posted by danostuporstar 12 November | 12:02
Uh, yeah, guys this is not a real product. Not that there aren't plenty of other reasons for great Cthulhu to rise and eat us.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 12 November | 12:03
My dog says that after a few Beers for Dogs too many, those condoms are hard to put on correctly. No wonder there were so many product failures.
posted by freshwater_pr0n 12 November | 13:23
I always depended on the species differentiation to prevent pregnancy, personally.
posted by stilicho 12 November | 23:34
My dog once shit out a condom while I was talking to a pretty stranger in the park. Very embarassing.
posted by dobbs 13 November | 00:24
[Riff] His eyes.. || HEAD ASPLODE

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