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08 November 2005

Facts About Vin Diesel

post by: iconomy at: 21:31 | 15 comments

This is funny in that Real Ultimate Power way. I'm giggling madly.

posted by selfnoise 08 November | 21:51

I'm glad I'm not the only one! I laughed out loud a couple of times. My 15 yr old son showed me the page and we were cracking up together.

posted by iconomy 08 November | 21:57

Those are fucking awesome.

posted by sciurus 08 November | 21:58

Best one that didn't make the cut:

"Vin Diesel's favorite dessert is yellowcake."

posted by selfnoise 08 November | 22:11

I love that the submit page has a bunch of style points on it.

posted by interrobang 08 November | 22:22

Chuck Norris could eat Vin Diesel for breakfast.

posted by Edible Energy 08 November | 22:47

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Hah! I love these iconomy, thanks!

posted by LeeJay 08 November | 22:53

Hee, the Norris ones are good too: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

posted by LeeJay 08 November | 22:54

I was always a bit embarassed by my secret lust for Vin Diesel (it's an Iron Giant thing), but now that I know he ejaculates molten steel, I feel a little better.

posted by jrossi4r 08 November | 23:08

I was always a bit embarassed by my secret lust for Vin Diesel (it's an Iron Giant thing)

SUUUPERMAAAN *cries a little*

posted by LeeJay 08 November | 23:14

"Vin Diesel's neck strangles you."

posted by AlexReynolds 09 November | 00:07

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

OMFG, I thought this was stupid till I got to that. Then I laughed hilariously out loud at most of the rest of them. Thanks, ico!

posted by shane 09 November | 09:05

I have to say that the list has changed a little since I posted this. People can vote on which "Dieselisms" they like the best. The ones about Michael Jackson, using a girl as a condom, and cancer weren't there last night, but I can't remember what they replaced.

My favorite is There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

posted by iconomy 09 November | 10:02

Gold. A rarae, true LOL from me.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

posted by bdave 09 November | 19:26

*rare*

posted by bdave 09 November | 19:28

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