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08 November 2005

This is funny in that Real Ultimate Power way. I'm giggling madly.
posted by selfnoise 08 November | 21:51
I'm glad I'm not the only one! I laughed out loud a couple of times. My 15 yr old son showed me the page and we were cracking up together.
posted by iconomy 08 November | 21:57
Those are fucking awesome.
posted by sciurus 08 November | 21:58
Best one that didn't make the cut:

"Vin Diesel's favorite dessert is yellowcake."
posted by selfnoise 08 November | 22:11
I love that the submit page has a bunch of style points on it.
posted by interrobang 08 November | 22:22
Chuck Norris could eat Vin Diesel for breakfast.
posted by Edible Energy 08 November | 22:47
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Hah! I love these iconomy, thanks!
posted by LeeJay 08 November | 22:53
Hee, the Norris ones are good too: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
posted by LeeJay 08 November | 22:54
I was always a bit embarassed by my secret lust for Vin Diesel (it's an Iron Giant thing), but now that I know he ejaculates molten steel, I feel a little better.
posted by jrossi4r 08 November | 23:08
I was always a bit embarassed by my secret lust for Vin Diesel (it's an Iron Giant thing)

SUUUPERMAAAN *cries a little*
posted by LeeJay 08 November | 23:14
"Vin Diesel's neck strangles you."
posted by AlexReynolds 09 November | 00:07
When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

OMFG, I thought this was stupid till I got to that. Then I laughed hilariously out loud at most of the rest of them. Thanks, ico!
posted by shane 09 November | 09:05
I have to say that the list has changed a little since I posted this. People can vote on which "Dieselisms" they like the best. The ones about Michael Jackson, using a girl as a condom, and cancer weren't there last night, but I can't remember what they replaced.

My favorite is There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
posted by iconomy 09 November | 10:02
Gold. A rarae, true LOL from me.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
posted by bdave 09 November | 19:26
*rare*
posted by bdave 09 November | 19:28
Anyone watching the results tonight? || Radio goatdog

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