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08 November 2005

"Bat as Penis" motif - concept of up-coming Superman and Batman teamup comic? My eyes are filthy because I swear I see what isn't supposed to be there. Click for image. Possibly NSFW or bats, but very much the cover of an upcoming DC children's comic.

post by: Peter H at: 18:09 | 16 comments

Paging holloway!

posted by mr_crash_davis 08 November | 18:19

Oh my.

posted by LeeJay 08 November | 18:28

The color of it. So very lurid.

posted by LeeJay 08 November | 18:30

Paging holloway!

Ha, what if it's the same bat!

posted by Peter H 08 November | 18:34

I started to *gulp*.. and decided that would be the wrong thing to do in this context.

so...

*gasp* No bat is shaped like that; it looks like a circumsized yam.

posted by reflecked 08 November | 18:56

Does this mean we can expect some hot Man-Bat action with Superman watching?

I'm more outraged by Superman's wanton destruction of the Lex Tel phone booth so he could change.

posted by fenriq 08 November | 19:09

Hey, yams have rights, too!

posted by mischief 08 November | 19:10

the cover of an upcoming DC children's comic.

Why do you think it's a children's comic?

posted by Capn 08 November | 20:38

Reminds me of that Star Wars trading card where C3PO has an erection.

posted by interrobang 08 November | 21:21

Why do you think it's a children's comic?

Because I'd expect a hell of a lot more than a bat's cock in an adult one.

posted by Peter H 08 November | 21:56

Goodness. Loaded with penile goodness, that image: Superman ejaculating forth from the phone booth, spraying glass all over while thrusting up into the air; Batman bat-engorged; lurid colours all over.

posted by Five Fresh Fish 08 November | 22:09

I love how Batman's posture is "deal with it"!

posted by Peter H 08 November | 22:17

C3PO has an erection.

HA! Oh my, "CLANK CLANK!!TOOT TOOT!"@

thank you for that, great laugh

posted by Peter H 08 November | 22:20

It looks like a circumsized yam

I'm going to find myself thinking that at ... er ... in oportune moments for the next month, you realize.

posted by anastasiav 08 November | 22:42

i had a lot of fun with this bat image i found online:

≡ Click to see image ≡

i used him in my goatse parody as the giver:

≡ Click to see image ≡

and he was featured in my metafilter iraq war thread comment:

≡ Click to see image ≡

i knew you'd all enjoy him a lot.

posted by quonsar 08 November | 22:45

Na na na na na na na na ....BAT SACK!

Thanks for the nightmares, q.

posted by jrossi4r 08 November | 23:05

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