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08 November 2005

"Bat as Penis" motif - concept of up-coming Superman and Batman teamup comic? My eyes are filthy because I swear I see what isn't supposed to be there. Click for image. Possibly NSFW or bats, but very much the cover of an upcoming DC children's comic.
Paging holloway!
posted by mr_crash_davis 08 November | 18:19
Oh my.
posted by LeeJay 08 November | 18:28
The color of it. So very lurid.
posted by LeeJay 08 November | 18:30
Paging holloway!

Ha, what if it's the same bat!
posted by Peter H 08 November | 18:34
I started to *gulp*.. and decided that would be the wrong thing to do in this context.

so...

*gasp* No bat is shaped like that; it looks like a circumsized yam.
posted by reflecked 08 November | 18:56
Does this mean we can expect some hot Man-Bat action with Superman watching?

I'm more outraged by Superman's wanton destruction of the Lex Tel phone booth so he could change.
posted by fenriq 08 November | 19:09
Hey, yams have rights, too!
posted by mischief 08 November | 19:10
the cover of an upcoming DC children's comic.

Why do you think it's a children's comic?
posted by Capn 08 November | 20:38
Reminds me of that Star Wars trading card where C3PO has an erection.
posted by interrobang 08 November | 21:21
Why do you think it's a children's comic?

Because I'd expect a hell of a lot more than a bat's cock in an adult one.
posted by Peter H 08 November | 21:56
Goodness. Loaded with penile goodness, that image: Superman ejaculating forth from the phone booth, spraying glass all over while thrusting up into the air; Batman bat-engorged; lurid colours all over.
posted by Five Fresh Fish 08 November | 22:09
I love how Batman's posture is "deal with it"!
posted by Peter H 08 November | 22:17
C3PO has an erection.

HA! Oh my, "CLANK CLANK!!TOOT TOOT!"@

thank you for that, great laugh
posted by Peter H 08 November | 22:20
It looks like a circumsized yam

I'm going to find myself thinking that at ... er ... in oportune moments for the next month, you realize.
posted by anastasiav 08 November | 22:42
i had a lot of fun with this bat image i found online:

≡ Click to see image ≡

i used him in my goatse parody as the giver:

≡ Click to see image ≡

and he was featured in my metafilter iraq war thread comment:

≡ Click to see image ≡

i knew you'd all enjoy him a lot.
posted by quonsar 08 November | 22:45
Na na na na na na na na ....BAT SACK!

Thanks for the nightmares, q.
posted by jrossi4r 08 November | 23:05
The clandestine greatness of Javier Marķas. || Albert Brooks hates his generation

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