Metachat: this website will show you what you need to do DAILY to defeat the works of the devil.

Did you click on the house for sale? It says it was built in 2002. If that's true, they went through painstaking measures to make it look like every cheap-ass circa 1970 rancher I've ever seen.

I rebuke thee, demon contractor!

Totally demonic - crashed my browser. Only demons can do that! And there are so many of them out there!

“No, Ninjai, that was a man. You just killed an innocent man in cold blood.”

BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automibile. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus.

I'm going to try this at work tomorrow.

DO YOU NEED SKIN CARE PRODUCTS?

If you can hear the "Oh the Blood of Jesus" midi file, and it gets under your skin, don't turn your speakers off. The demons absolutely hate this song or any song that is about the Blood of Jesus. The more this bothers you, the more demon infested you are.

What if you just hate midi files?

Rad. Apparently I make demons when I create mandalas. Kick ass. I'm going to train them to bring me delicious candy. Oh, and human flesh.

And that music annoyed the shit out of me. But then it started skipping and glitching and suddenly it had a groovy IDM/techno beat. Aphex Twin should sample that shit and infuse it on a special collector's edition 10" sandpaper single. On preview: Well, that explains everything. I'm totally infested. No wonder I've been so itchy.


It's totally unfathomable to me how someone can rant for page after page after page about the evils of magic, idol worship and ritual and yet be practicing all of the above in the name of Jesus and not see the contradiction in it.

Binding demons? Special incantations and rituals? What the hell is this, a meeting of neo-Wiccans at Denny's at 3 in the morning?

It's like Time Cube with a lot more Jesus.

I rebuke you in the name of Rigatoni.

This is what is called going over the edge.

But the truth is there are demons and they need to be "bound" or otherwise run off occasionally. No biggie.

I don't think so, bunnyfire.

There have been times in my life when I would like to have blamed "the demons" for the bad things that I've done... but if so, who then is responsible for the good things I've accomplished? Me? Or some angel controlling me?

Could it be...SATAN?

There is also a section on TROLLS!

"In the Bible, God used a donkey to talk and give a message.
So, if you came here from a link that said our site is "funny", or anything but Godly, know this - Jesus Christ, the Son of the Living God, loves you and wants to help you. Since you are reading this, He has brought you here to offer Supernatural help."

Now that's what I call logic!

Nah, taz, you still get the responsibility for your own actions. Assuming you weren't foaming at the mouth and spitting up pea soup, of course. ;-)

I now have bad thoughts about the bastards who built that website.