MetaChat - Protect your banana!

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04 November 2005

Protect your banana! Careful now. Don't bruise it!

post by: loquacious at: 05:22 | 8 comments

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

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satire?

posted by flopsy 04 November | 06:57

it's real!

posted by flopsy 04 November | 07:18

Why THE HELL didn't I think of this?

posted by iconomy 04 November | 08:38

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas.

Busting a gut; this is too good to be true!

Does it come in Magnum size?

posted by tr33hggr 04 November | 09:01

I've seen plenty ..um.. bananas that won't fit in that case.

posted by deborah 04 November | 11:42

I have one of these, since I like to keep a banana in the old backpack. It's horribly obscene. No way I would whip it out in public, as it were.

posted by puddinghead 04 November | 15:54

The Banana Guard: Also great if you've got a detachable penis.

posted by sjvilla79 04 November | 23:00

* some bending may be required

posted by flopsy 05 November | 21:09

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