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04 November 2005

IT IS FRIDAY! I AM SO BUSY THAT THE TOP OF MY HEAD IS COMING OFF!
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LET'S SHOUT ABOUT STUFF!

I'M MAD BECAUSE AFTER I MAKE THIS POST, I WILL HAVE TO GO PACK A MILLION THINGS VERY QUICKLY BECAUSE MY OFFICE IS MOVING AND NO ONE IS TAKING CARE OF ANYTHING! AND I WILL HAVE NO TIME TO PERUSE METACHAT! HORRORS! AND I HAVE A SOUND CHECK AT 4.00 TODAY THAT IS GOING TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO GET TO (EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY IMPORTANT) BECAUSE THE MOVERS ARE COMING AND I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM! SHIT! BUT MY SHOW TONIGHT (AND TOMORROW NIGHT) WILL BE SO COOL! OMG I WISH YOU GUYS COULD BE THERE!

WAIT! WHAT AM I DOING COMPLAINING SO MUCH WHEN I'M NOT EVEN HAVING SURGERY ON MY KIDNEYS LIKE SOME PEOPLE?!

post by: Specklet at: 12:39 | 34 comments

WAA WAA WAA: POST TITLE IS TOO LONG, POST TITLE IS TOO LONG! BITE ME!

posted by Specklet 04 November | 12:39

I WENT TO A POETRY OPEN MIC LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD EXCEPT FOR THE TWO PEOPLE WHO SMOKED APPROXIMATELY 4 PACKS OF CIGARETTES IN TWO HOURS.

ARE YOU A LOUNGE SINGER, SPECKLET?

posted by sciurus 04 November | 12:45

I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SHIT OF GETTING A NEW BAG TODAY. I FUCKING HATE THAT. FREE WILLY!

posted by danostuporstar 04 November | 12:45

WAS THAT THEIR PERFORMANCE, SCIURUS?

posted by danostuporstar 04 November | 12:46

I AM SO ONIONY RIGHT NOW THAT SOME ONION FUNK DETACHED ITSELF FROM THE SKEIN OF SPACE-TIME AND SHOT THROUGH A WORMHOLE BACK TO THIS MORNING AND CREATED THE TASTE OF ONION IN MY MOUTH ON THE SUBWAY, WHICH CAUSED ME TO HAVE A BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND TOMATO AND ONION IN THE FIRST PLACE. SADLY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE THIS EXPERMIMENT TO SEND MYSELF BACK IN TIME TO BET HEAVILY ON THE '86 WORLD SERIES OR HELP BRUCKNER START A NEW LIFE IN ALASKA. I WOULD ALSO HAVE LIKED TO STOP THAT TIGER FROM WRECKING ROYS SHIT. OH WELL, CHRONONAUTS ARE NOT GO, ABORT, ABORT, ONION FOETOR EVERYWHERE, AN ILL AND ASSY WIND.

posted by Divine_Wino 04 November | 12:48

*BITES SPECKLET*

BREAK A LEG, SPECKLET! I WISH I COULD BE THERE TO WATCH YOU.

posted by iconomy 04 November | 12:55

SHOUT. SHOUT. LET IT ALL OUT.
THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT:

E-MAIL INTERRUPTIONS
DOOR KNOCKING INTERRUPTIONS
STIFF NECK
THE CRACK SOMEONE PUT IN MY COFFEE THIS MORNING.

COME ON I'M TALKING TO YOU.

posted by safetyfork 04 November | 12:55

I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CUT IN FRONT OF ME AND DON'T HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO SAY EXCUSE ME. SO I'VE TAKEN TO SAYING IT FOR THEM, "EXCUSE YOU!" LOUD ENOUGH SO THAT THEY CAN HEAR ME.

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO RUDE?

OH YEAH, DON'T INTERUPT ME IF I'M WORKING JUST TO CHAT.

posted by fenriq 04 November | 12:59

I PREFER TO NIBBLE, NOT BITE.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR WEATHER HERE TODAY. I'M GOING OUT TO ENJOY IT.

posted by eekacat 04 November | 13:01

I THINK THEY WERE FRENCHIES, DANO. THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T READ ANY POETRY AND THEY LOOKED PUT UPON AS WELL.

posted by sciurus 04 November | 13:02

OH YEAH, DON'T INTERUPT ME IF I'M WORKING JUST TO CHAT.

PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED I HOPE!

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, SCIURUS. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD THEM SOMETHING SPECIFIC THEY COULD DO OR TWEAK!

posted by danostuporstar 04 November | 13:06

DANOSTUPORSTAR, WELL DUH! HEHEHE.

posted by fenriq 04 November | 13:46

I have a headache.

posted by Hugh Janus 04 November | 13:48

IT'S SO LOUD IN HERE I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK

WAIT, I CAN NEVER HEAR MYSELF THINK

I GOT PRETTY DRUNK LAST NIGHT, I'LL CONSIDER IT A TRIBUTE TO JONMC GOING UNDER THE KNIFE

THE WORD OF THE WEEK AT THE SCHOOL NEAR MY HOUSE IS KNAVE; THE MRS. AND I LIKE TO CHECK IT EACH WEEK AND USE IT IN SENTENCES EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T HAVE CHILDREN YET

HE'S BUT FORTUNE'S KNAVE, A MINISTER OF HER WILL! FUCKING SHAKESPEARE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. AND HAD A FUCKING EARRING TO BOOT!

posted by tr33hggr 04 November | 13:52

I'LL TAKE THE TORCH TR33HGGR: TONIGHT, I DRINK FOR JONMC.

posted by safetyfork 04 November | 14:01

SCIURUS, I'M AN ALL KINDS OF SINGER. IN THE SHOW TONIGHT, I SING WITH THE DAHOO CHORUS. BUT YEAH, I CAN DO LOUNGEY TORCH SONGS.

ICONOMY! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU BITE ME! DUCT TAPE FOREVER!

posted by Specklet 04 November | 14:03

DRINK WITH ME TO DAYS GONE BY
TO THE LIFE THAT USED TO BE..

(Great. Now I'm going to have show tunes in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks.)

posted by jrossi4r 04 November | 14:05

THANKS SAFETYFORK, I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE ANOTHER NIGHT LIKE THAT ONE, THO I DON'T HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK TOMORROW BUT STILL THE DOG WILL WAKE ME AT 7 AM SHARP TO GO POOP.

POOP!

posted by tr33hggr 04 November | 14:06

*whisper* go specklet!

posted by reflecked 04 November | 14:15

YEAH, GO SPECKLET! THAT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY NEAT-O SHOW.

posted by tr33hggr 04 November | 14:43

BREAK A LEG SPECKLET.

I SEEM TO BE IN AN OK MOOD BUT ALSO ON THE BRINK OF HATING LIFE. I WISH I COULD GET IT TOGETHER.

posted by omiewise 04 November | 14:43

GOOD LUCK SPECKLET!

OMIEWISE, HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD HAMBURGER LATELY?

posted by sciurus 04 November | 14:54

FUCK WITH ME AND FIND OUT. CUT THE MULLET. JONMC. AMERICA. GO GO GO. I'M GONNA DRINK A MESS OF BEER AND STARE AT PEOPLE. FLAAHHHH, BLAARRRGGGGH.

posted by Divine_Wino 04 November | 14:57

YOU KIDS KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO WORK!

posted by brainwidth 04 November | 14:57

SCIURUS-THAT MAY BE JUST WHAT I NEED!

posted by omiewise 04 November | 15:16

I HATE THAT WHEN I WANT LIFE TO MOVE FAST IT MOVES SLOW, AND WHEN I WANT IT TO MOVE SLOW IT MOVES FAST.

posted by amro 04 November | 15:16

I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT SO PLEASE LET ME SHARE THE SUBJECT LINE OF THE LATEST SPAM I GOT, WHICH WAS IN ALL CAPS AT LEAST!

WATCH CHICKS WITH DICKS TURN TRICKS WITH HICKS!

TALK ABOUT NICHE ADVERTISING. WHY DID IT GET SENT TO ME???

posted by WolfDaddy 04 November | 15:35

SING OUT, LOUISE!!!

posted by rainbaby 04 November | 15:36

THAT'S NOT SO BAD WOLFDADDY, I GOT ONE FOR UN WEAPONS INSPECTORS KUNG-FU & POLEARM CHOCOLATE MILK PORN

posted by Capn 04 November | 15:40

I AM SCARFING PIZZA! THE OFFICE IS A DEMILITARIZED ZONE! I REALLY WISH YOU GUYS COULD COME SEE THIS SHOW... IN REHEARSAL WE'VE BEEN SOUNDING UNBELIEVABLY COOL.

PLUS THEN I COULD MEET YOU ALL IN THE FLESH, AS IT WERE, AND BITE YOU!

posted by Specklet 04 November | 15:49

BRING DOWN THE HOUSE, SPECK!!!

*SENDS OMIE SOME GOOD BANJO AND BURGER VIBES*

posted by safetyfork 04 November | 16:05

THAT'S NOT SO BAD WOLFDADDY, I GOT ONE FOR UN WEAPONS INSPECTORS KUNG-FU & POLEARM CHOCOLATE MILK PORN

NO ONE?

posted by Capn 04 November | 16:43

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, CAPN. YOU MUST BE ONE KINKY MOFO THOUGH.

ALSO! JUST GOT BACK FROM THE BANK AND THE LOCAL ASIAN-AMERICAN BAPTIST CHURCH HAS A SIGN WHICH INFORMS ME THAT GOD VOTED EARLY ON PROPOSITION 2 THEREFORE I SHOULD AS WELL! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START! I'M GOING TO START DRINKING INSTEAD. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLISH STATE?

posted by WolfDaddy 04 November | 16:48

SEE BLIX KICKS AND STICKS QUIX FIX!

posted by Capn 04 November | 17:24

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