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3. Fuxxored grammar and typo heaven! Use of language constructs that may indicate frontal lobe damage. (Or simply the frontal lobe damage that occurs when newbies try coding HTML.)
2. The same goddamn cheeseball "new age" sound track on all of the different "Music Meditations" pages.
1. Each meditation instructing one to "close your eyes" early on in the meditation. I envision someone stumbling upon that page, reading the instructions up until the "close your eyes" part, and then remaining there forever - stuck in a minor fugue of catatonia while being subjected to that hideously non-commital loop of terrible "music".
After a critical mass forms, a zombie horde arises, demanding meals of fresh, warm and live human brains and small velveteen pouches of semi-precious stones.