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02 November 2005

Crystal Skull Meditation (with music).
SPAAAAAAAAAAACE SKUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
posted by PinkStainlessTail 02 November | 20:11
The first instruction is to close your eyes. If I do that, I can't read the rest.
posted by jrossi4r 02 November | 20:12
Crystal skulls? How could you pass up the 12 Fibonacci goddesses?

Disturbing things in descending order:

3. Fuxxored grammar and typo heaven! Use of language constructs that may indicate frontal lobe damage. (Or simply the frontal lobe damage that occurs when newbies try coding HTML.)

2. The same goddamn cheeseball "new age" sound track on all of the different "Music Meditations" pages.

1. Each meditation instructing one to "close your eyes" early on in the meditation. I envision someone stumbling upon that page, reading the instructions up until the "close your eyes" part, and then remaining there forever - stuck in a minor fugue of catatonia while being subjected to that hideously non-commital loop of terrible "music".

After a critical mass forms, a zombie horde arises, demanding meals of fresh, warm and live human brains and small velveteen pouches of semi-precious stones.
posted by loquacious 02 November | 20:49
For more appropriate music, see "Skulls" on this page.
posted by eatitlive 02 November | 20:53
Sally Go 'Round the Roses: || Arnold's Neighborhood (flash)

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