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31 October 2005

Tell me a secret.
You first.
posted by goatdog 31 October | 22:29
I exfoliate with pink loofah gloves.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 31 October | 22:33
But then it wouldn't be a secret!
posted by bunnyfire 31 October | 22:35
I was the one who shaved your pets.
posted by AlexReynolds 31 October | 22:40
I put cilantro in bunnyfire's pizza, and I'm real sorry.
posted by iconomy 31 October | 22:41
Next time use Nair please, Alex. You left razor burns on the gerbils.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 31 October | 22:43
Plus, the stubble is very painful on those sensitive areas.
posted by dg 31 October | 22:51
*chases iconomy, waving large carrot menacingly*
posted by bunnyfire 31 October | 22:57
A serious answer: When I was 14, I stayed home from school because I was sick. I slept in, and woke up about 11 AM. I thought I was alone, but for some strange reason, my father was home, and he was on the phone. It was very obvious that he was talking to a woman, and that it wasn't my mother. A floorboard in the hall creaked as I walked to the bathroom, and I heard him whisper into the phone, "Oh my God I think there's someone here", and then I heard him hang up.

A minute later I went downstairs, and he had gone to work. He never mentioned the phone call, and neither did I, although a few times I almost told my mother.
posted by iconomy 31 October | 23:02
I'll only tell my secret to Garry Moore (although I expect Bill Cullen, Betsy Palmer, Henry Morgan or Bess Myerson will guess it sooner or later).
posted by wendell 31 October | 23:09
I have Mad Cow.
posted by interrobang 31 October | 23:11
Injun Joe is ticklish.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 31 October | 23:12
Adam West is Batman.
posted by interrobang 31 October | 23:18
The Ramans do everything in threes.
posted by interrobang 31 October | 23:18
I am not asleep yet.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 31 October | 23:23
I am sometimes afraid of the dark. And the things that live under beds.
posted by LeeJay 31 October | 23:29
LeeJay, do you smell old decayed wood around your bed? Just wondering.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 31 October | 23:32
Shit, iconomy. It's hard to know what is the right thing to do in a situation like that. I don't think I would have said anything, but it is the sort of thing that would prey on my mind somewhat, wondering what it was all about.
posted by dg 31 October | 23:32
LeeJay, the dark is nothing to be afraid of. The things that live under beds, now that's a different story.
posted by dg 31 October | 23:41
Diamonds NEVER lie to me.
posted by WolfDaddy 31 October | 23:43
LJ and dg - ha, I don't HAVE an under the bed, for that reason.
posted by muddgirl 31 October | 23:51
Iconomy, that's rough. I don't know what I'd do in that situation.
posted by jrossi4r 31 October | 23:53
I no longer respect my father.
posted by stilicho 31 October | 23:57
I have not respected my Father since I got to be old enough to know that Fathers are supposed to look after their family, not have an affair with their wife's best friend and run off with her when she gets pregnant.
posted by dg 01 November | 00:00
Someone brought cake donuts into class this morning, and I restrained myself and didn't eat one. I secretly regret doing so.
posted by muddgirl 01 November | 00:13
My mother has no idea that I was in contact with my father in my late teenage years.
posted by gaspode 01 November | 00:18
The night of October, 30, 2000, I stayed up all night to play Everquest. I skipped work the next day to extend my play time through the day. At about dusk, when trick-or-treaters should begin their rounds, I heard a knock at my door. For whatever reason, the significance of the date had completely slipped my mind, so I answered the door with absolutely no expectations of who would be there.

Needless to say, when the door swung open and two young boys in costume stood there and said, "Trick or treat!", I felt a tremendous sense of guilt.

How did I explain it to them? I spoke in a mock accent, of indeterminate origin, and explained in the worst grammar I could muster that I was hired help. I can still picture the moment their little hearts broke, like when Lisa confronts Ralph about their relationship on the Simpsons. They stood there, shaking their bags in disbelief as I turned, slammed the door, and locked it.
posted by sequential 01 November | 00:22
i'm ugly inside and afraid of everybody.
posted by quonsar 01 November | 00:29
...but you're beautiful outside and quite affable.
posted by interrobang 01 November | 00:45
*stilicho affs quonsar*
posted by stilicho 01 November | 01:20
The second hand is really the third hand.
posted by chewatadistance 01 November | 06:56
I don't tell secrets, unless their my own, and I can't think of any right now. That's probably because I have such a seamless integration of what I want to hide about myself, and what I want to believe about myself.

That's my secret, I guess.
posted by taz 01 November | 07:32
posted by Skrik 01 November | 08:04
*group hug*
posted by moonbird 01 November | 08:06
A while back I had a dream about kenko. It must be the hair.
posted by MightyNez 01 November | 10:34
Well, taz nipped one secret in the bud.

Here's another:

I'm not worth the air that I breathe.
posted by deborah 01 November | 13:18
a few weeks ago i had a dream about tracicle. she was wet and had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing only a towel. we were chatting, and i tried really hard to just keep the conversation casual (i.e., not sexy!) and stuff... because i knew exactly who "#2" works for. (i'm not a backdoor man!) yet, i still feel a little guilty. :/

yeah i don't think i'm going to surf teh flickr before bed anymore.
posted by Wedge 01 November | 15:22
Wedge, I had a dream about you once in #mefi days of yore and in it your girlfriend was spitting mad about something. I was afraid of you for a good week, vaguely expecting to get kneecapped or something.
posted by Frisbee Girl 01 November | 15:33
a girlfriend? oh i wish. was she hawt?
posted by Wedge 01 November | 16:29
I'd like to think so, but she also seemed to be a raging bitch, which made me a little sad, so, you know, ymmv.
posted by Frisbee Girl 02 November | 12:59
it was tanya harding, wasnt it
posted by Wedge 04 November | 05:00
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