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31 October 2005

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."

post by: mr_crash_davis at: 13:44 | 15 comments

Looks like he made him his bitch.

posted by jonmc 31 October | 13:46

That quote begs so many questions.

posted by danostuporstar 31 October | 13:51

But it wasn't voluntary. It says right in the article that the dog pulled off his pants.

posted by Specklet 31 October | 13:58

But, how? I mean, is this his dog or some chance encounter? If that man has trained this dog, that's just sick. If, on the other hand, the dog came along and expressed his interest, and the drunk complied, then that's just sick.

Got Bless the British.

posted by sarah connor 31 October | 14:07

Well, my laughter-to-sickness quotient hasn't been that imbalanced since the last time MeFi was up.

posted by keijo 31 October | 14:16

He mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him? That's the greatest understatement of the universe! Hahahaha.

Maybe he was trying out a new Halloween costume?

posted by fenriq 31 October | 14:19

Just so you know, I was being facetious. I think the guy's a drunk kinky bastard.

posted by Specklet 31 October | 14:25

you can see truth buggered at every scotty mc'clelland press briefing. yawn.

posted by quonsar 31 October | 14:57

"But, Your Honor, the horse ate my panties.

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 31 October | 14:59

i'd call into question as to whether a jail sentence is necessary or even appropriate

posted by flopsy 31 October | 15:00

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posted by quonsar 31 October | 15:14

Oh god, it's a gimp cat!

posted by Specklet 31 October | 15:21

"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."

Boy, and I thought that I'd let a sheltered life.

posted by leftcoastbob 31 October | 16:09

Okay--just kidding in case anyone is wondering.

posted by leftcoastbob 31 October | 16:10

This is just another example of blaming the victim.

posted by kmellis 31 October | 21:27

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