my dicshonery eskapps me all the time. i tell it to stop. but it doesn't. it keeps eskapping me. it hurts a lot when it eskapps me. and it leaves a mark too. which takes ages to go away. it so embrassing. people go up to me in the street. they say 'dicshonery eskapped you again?' and i say yes. they say i should leave my dischonery, but i love it so.

Att leest i no eyem knot thee onlee won.

yesterday "height" just didn't look right to me. Then I was trying to spell "heigth", you know like "width and heighth"? I know.
There should be a word for when this happens, other than "tired". This does happen to other people, right? Right?
Awhile back, it was "shoe".

I've reveeled too much...

Awww krap naught agin, Aye haight it wen i canut spel korectly.