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21 October 2005

Turd Blossom meet Snot Flower
Beware the Zombie Lesbian Bone-Eating Worms from the Deep.

post by: danostuporstar at: 11:55 | 13 comments

Nature, pink of tooth and claw.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 11:58

Nice of them to explain why they're called zombie worms.

posted by me3dia 21 October | 12:02

Penis.

posted by danostuporstar 21 October | 12:02

Fencing.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 12:07

Damn space junkies leave their dirty spikes everywhere.

posted by danostuporstar 21 October | 12:14

Oh, she pretty!

posted by puddinghead 21 October | 12:51

Where's the part about the lesbians?

posted by mudpuppie 21 October | 13:18

We've only got females; we haven't found any males. It's a bit weird.

One man's "weird" is another man's "hott."

posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 13:21

"The female Pacific worms keep males inside their tube as a sort of little harem that fertilises eggs as they are released into the water column," explained Dr Glover.

"We're not sure what's happening with the reproductive biology of the Swedish worms yet. We've only got females; we haven't found any males. It's a bit weird."

Ok, I took some liberty with that one.

Are Swedish worms anything like Swedish fish?

posted by danostuporstar 21 October | 13:24

I don't get zombie part exactly either though. But then again I don't get how a bunny can be both a vampire and a zombie at once.

posted by danostuporstar 21 October | 13:26

I, too, am frustrated about the lack of explaining the zombie thing. Just because a someone feeds on someone who's dead doesn't make them a zombie. Sheesh.

Oh yeah:

...keep males inside their tube as a sort of little harem that fertilises eggs as they are released into the water column.

Sounds like most weekends at Chez Specklet.

posted by Specklet 21 October | 14:09

Hey, I'm a zombie, and my only qualification is that I work at a soulless job in the tower of doom. Feeding on minke ribs full fathom five is zombie-to-the-core in comparison.

posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 14:22

Just give it to me straight: should I be worried?

posted by omiewise 21 October | 15:12

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