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21 October 2005

Do you smoke after sex? [More:]Have you looked?
If you do, you're doing it wrong.
posted by sciurus 21 October | 13:21
I smoke during sex. The main problem is ashtray placement, especially with phonebooths being so small these days.
posted by jonmc 21 October | 13:23
it's only marginally relevant, but I once read that the porn star Savannah was so emotionally involved in her scenes that she insisted on being, ahem, loved from behind so that she could leaf through magazines as the actors worked through the scene. if she were a smoker, she could have smoked, too.

no wonder she committed suicide, poor girl
posted by matteo 21 October | 13:28
Such smiles, sweet Savannah.
posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 13:29
Nonsense, she just wanted to make sure that both her and her partner could watch the ball game.

/rimshot
//taps microphone

Is this thing on??
posted by jonmc 21 October | 13:29
The sex was a come-on. The real purpose of this thread was to revisit this picture.

I just flick my ashes anywhere in a phonebooth.
posted by warbaby 21 October | 13:37
*input overload distortion*
posted by sciurus 21 October | 13:37
*lights up, begins hosing down brain eating monkeys with hot lead*
posted by loquacious 21 October | 13:42
I don't move that fast anymore.
posted by orthogonality 21 October | 13:44
Yes. It really is a great way to punctuate good sex. Hell, it's a great postlogue to ordinary sex.
posted by frecklefaerie 21 October | 13:46
((trying to remember the last time I saw a phonebooth))
posted by rainbaby 21 October | 13:49
I have read comics during sex, smoked during sex and even had my winky used as a rolling device for a marijuana cigarette. I have had sexual congress in a Fiat 126bis (a really small car) with a 5'11" amazon type (I am 6'4") and several other bizarre places.

jonmc - the trick is to balance it on the small of her back in such a way that heat is not transferred to her unguarded flesh.
posted by longbaugh 21 October | 13:50
I don't smoke but I have certainly steamed some after sex.

longbaugh, how and why was your winky used to roll a joint? Was it a pinner? Hahahaha.
posted by fenriq 21 October | 13:59
I usually can't be bothered to move enough to pull a pillow under my head, let alone embark on the strenuous exercise of smoking.
posted by Specklet 21 October | 14:04
I don't smoke, which kind of answers the question.
posted by omiewise 21 October | 14:09
I don't know, I've never looked. Ba dum boom bah!

Wait, what is this sex thing of which you speak? I have the opposite problem of omiewise.
posted by mygothlaundry 21 October | 15:09
I've stopped in the middle of sex to chug a can of Natty Boh.

but I don't smoke, so...
posted by gaspode 21 October | 15:12
I, too, have heard the mid-coitus siren call from the Land of Pleasant Living. But then she distracted me with a wire brush and a jar of quince jelly, so my Boh had to wait for afters. Such is life.
posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 15:28
I have had sexual congress in a Fiat 126bis (a really small car) with a 5'11" amazon type (I am 6'4")

no fucking way, come on
posted by matteo 21 October | 15:33
It's more of a steam, or a mist, actually...

What?
posted by me3dia 21 October | 15:41
Once or twice in college, but I didn't inhale.
posted by safetyfork 21 October | 15:46
I have had sexual congress in a Fiat 126bis (a really small car) with a 5'11" amazon type (I am 6'4")

no fucking way, come on

No fucking way, pun intended?

Well, he didn't specify that he and his partner were entirely in the car...
posted by Specklet 21 October | 15:48
do they make a convertible?
posted by jonmc 21 October | 16:01
I once had sex in a Dodge Colt 2-door hatchback (and once on the hood, but that's another story). All you have to do is put the seat all the way back, recline it all the way, and be careful not to get the parking brake lodged anywhere you wouldn't like it to be lodged.
posted by mr_crash_davis 21 October | 16:07
I never had sex in a car.

Wait, do Hot Wheels count?
posted by jonmc 21 October | 16:09
Hot Wheels count if you have a really long loop-the-loop track.

No one who has sex with me is capable of MOVING after, much less smoking. Passing out and drooling is usually what happens. *cough*
posted by reflecked 21 October | 16:12
Postcoital tristesse?
posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 16:18
Yes, mine. Only in the sense of: "I wish HE was in the wet spot", though.
posted by reflecked 21 October | 16:25
It's not as difficult as you might think. You do need to be quite flexible and it prevents certains positions etc but it works out well. Did I mention it was daylight and in a busy car park next to a beach?

Oh, and since we're sharing - less than 10 minutes ago I was noshing on my missus whilst she watched CSI. Marriage, eh?
posted by longbaugh 21 October | 16:30
Well, no Fiat, but I've been naked in a pickup truck on a dirt road in West Virginia at midnight, in which situation smoking, and Natty Boh, is de rigeur. ;-)
posted by mygothlaundry 21 October | 16:54
I like a smoke, after... and on rare occasion during.

Though in hindsight, it probably was *not* a good idea to smoke a cigarette while getting road-head.
posted by mosch 21 October | 20:40
Turd Blossom meet Snot Flower || Baby Bean!

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