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20 October 2005

This is very disappointing. No orange jumpsuit? No drunken stare?
Disappointing my ass! It's a dream come true.
posted by Doohickie 20 October | 16:46
notice he lacks all ethnicity
texas is a whole 'nother country
where in certain restaurants they will tell announce on the loudspeaker:
"DIVINE WINO, YOUR FIESTA IS WAITING"
posted by ethylene 20 October | 16:52
it's a terribly bad eye job.
posted by amberglow 20 October | 17:13
After he's spent time in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, I sure hope someone asks him, ""Now tell me the truth boy, is this kind of fun?"
posted by zerokey 20 October | 17:14
bad eye job.

is that after bukkake? or just before orz?
posted by ethylene 20 October | 17:41
Photoshoppers, start your engines.
posted by warbaby 20 October | 18:07
here you go warbaby:
Tom Delay's face if you double over the right side:
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Tom Delay's face if you double over the left side:
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He's remarkably assymetrical.
posted by Edible Energy 20 October | 18:17
psychoanalyze THAT, why doncha.
posted by Edible Energy 20 October | 18:18
edible energy, the doubled left side pic makes him look disturbingly like Regis Philbin. Enough so that I had to look again.
posted by fenriq 20 October | 18:31
If you were to cast a slimy politician for a movie, you couldn't pick DeLay, as he'd be too over the top and no one would believe the casting job.

"C'mon" the audience would say, "everybody has some redeeming qualities!"
posted by teece 20 October | 18:34
and under aliases he only has halfa colon
Where's the rest of his colon?
this could answer everything
like the end of the wooody allen movie where the kid's blood blockage was the reason he became a screeching GOPhole for a while.

DoB: April 8, 1947
MNI:1333339
whoa.

I'd take a stab at his phrenology but i can't look at him
posted by ethylene 20 October | 18:39
I can't believe no one's thought of doing this yet. I'm not very proficient at photoshopping so someone PLEASE take the ball and run with it.
posted by WolfDaddy 20 October | 19:14
I think there was a method to his madness. To wit:

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I think he KNEW the pic was going to be everywhere, so he thought to himself, "well, I'll make it look as little like a mugshot as possible."
posted by killdevil 20 October | 19:39
Save this pic and print it. By 2008 there should be enough to make a swell set of trading cards.
posted by BoringPostcards 20 October | 20:14
The smile is creepy, and he doesn't look nearly coked out enough. But at least its something....

boringpostcards - check out TSG's listing for Gotti. Oh, if only DeLay could catch up to him...
posted by kalimac 20 October | 23:53
What a happy, happy felon he must be.
posted by stilicho 21 October | 00:31
My first take:
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posted by stilicho 21 October | 00:50
La!

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posted by taz 21 October | 00:59
Penis. || A seasonally ice-free Arctic

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