MetaChat - FIRE DRILL!

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19 October 2005

FIRE DRILL!

post by: Hugh Janus at: 10:22 | 28 comments

*knocks old lady out of the way, sprints for exit*

posted by tr33hggr 19 October | 10:28

*stops, drops and rolls*

posted by Dagobert 19 October | 10:31

*Stands outside, bumming smokes wearing tube socks, a red kimono and a plastic viking helmet*

posted by Divine_Wino 19 October | 10:33

But DRILL is a good worker, if you set aside the drugs and kleptomaniacal tendencies. If DRILL goes, so do I.

posted by peacay 19 October | 10:36

*Pretends not to know Divine_Wino while wondering how to get my kimono back.*

posted by rainbaby 19 October | 10:38

FIRE BAAAAD! RAARRGH!

*proceeds to smash everything to bits, frightening the children and the elderly*

posted by loquacious 19 October | 10:43

Is this the right room for an argument?

posted by iconomy 19 October | 10:48

*steals valuables from MetaChat and sells them over at Fark*

posted by sciurus 19 October | 11:00

Peacay, Drill's an albatross and you damn well know it.

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 11:04

*Screams "movie theatre"!!!*

posted by puddinghead 19 October | 11:22

What are you doing, people? You need to step back at least 200 feet away from the headers! These discussion threads contain volatile hyperlinks which could go up in an actual emergency–and then where would you be? Don’t you make me call the marshall on you!

posted by Smart Dalek 19 October | 11:25

There was a fire drill this morning at work, and I live a block away. I went home, put my feet up for half an hour, listened to Big Bill Broonzy and Washboard Sam, and read through some local takeout menus in anticipation of lunch.

My boss was none the wiser.

GET BACK TO WORK!

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 11:29

*Falls asleep standing up in the parking lot*

posted by briank 19 October | 11:29

*Stays in bed*

posted by flopsy 19 October | 11:59

THERE'S A FIRE IN MY PANTS!

posted by joelf 19 October | 12:06

Grilled fish?

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 12:16

(that was a fishpants thing, not a weird personal insult, just in case)

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 12:17

*runs around in a panic searching for lucky coat-> can't find -> head explodes, which starts real fire*

posted by Hellbient 19 October | 12:24

FIRE!!!
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 12:30

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hellbient 19 October | 12:39

* goes through everyone's desk while they're out on the sidewalk, steals some of iconomy's duct tape *

Why Janus, I had no idea! Whoa.

* swears to keep it our little secret *

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 13:06

I went to the Tower of Doom today. I looked for you Hugh, but you were nowhere. Maybe you were at home for another fire drill.

posted by dame 19 October | 15:13

*wonders what pup is going to do with that duct tape*

posted by Specklet 19 October | 15:22

* wonders how badly Specklet wants to know *

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 15:24

I was on top of the building directing UFO traffic for the big Wednesday board meeting.

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 15:32

Oh, so you saw me.

posted by dame 19 October | 15:45

*sneaks around, tying everyone's shoelaces together*

posted by Edible Energy 19 October | 15:58

*locks the door and keeps studying*

posted by Eideteker 19 October | 15:59

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