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posted by chewatadistance 19 October | 07:42

You first, iconomy.

posted by dg 19 October | 07:44

No parking.

posted by gaspode 19 October | 07:48

I'm the scorpioest scorpio that has ever scorped. I'm so scorpio that most people think I'm not a scorpio.

posted by sciurus 19 October | 07:53

this one.

posted by shmegegge 19 October | 07:53

I'm a leo; I'm supposed to be surrounded by luxury. Something has gone seriously wrong.

posted by taz 19 October | 07:54

I'm a goat.

Your lack of surprise is noted.

posted by dodgygeezer 19 October | 08:04

"Mind the Gap"

(crabby)

posted by reflecked 19 October | 08:05

Virgo.

posted by gaspode 19 October | 08:07

I was born under the sign of the exploding python. At least that's what I'm telling people now. I used to be a Cancer.

posted by iconomy 19 October | 08:29

I was born under the sign of the exploding python.

Snakes on an Astral Plane.

posted by taz 19 October | 08:34

It's called "The Finger".

posted by Joeforking 19 October | 08:39

I had a crazy college roommate do my chart. She told me I was a Scorpio, moon in Aires with Aires rising. She looked at me dumbfounded and said: "Wow! You really ARE a bitch!"

posted by rainbaby 19 October | 08:49

I'm Cancer. Like Sirius?

posted by seanyboy 19 October | 08:50

Actually in order to pull that joke into the metachat world, I should have said...

Unlike sciurus I'm Cancer.

And, yes... It would have been better if sciurus had been born Mid Jun to Mid July.

posted by seanyboy 19 October | 08:53

pre-cancer. I hope to metastisize like my other half.

posted by peacay 19 October | 09:05

Triple Scorpio.

*hisssss*
*eats Sciurus' brains*

posted by loquacious 19 October | 09:24

"End Construction"

posted by warbaby 19 October | 09:25

I've put a title on this.

posted by dodgygeezer 19 October | 09:32

Taurus. With Cancer rising and a Virgo moon. Wait, come back. Why are you all looking at me like that?

posted by mygothlaundry 19 October | 09:36

Hey, if you're going to eat those brains, at least share them with me. There should be enough for a bite or two.

posted by sciurus 19 October | 09:37

I am the most anal Sagittarius ever born.

posted by dame 19 October | 09:41

Anal Sagittarius is the name of my Folk Metal Jazz Fusion band.

I am a libra leo scorpio, but the point on which I will not waver is that astrology is as much of a science as psychology and bwah!

(Of course a Libra would say that, Suck it rustics)

posted by Divine_Wino 19 October | 10:13

all aquarius. all the time.

posted by Mrs.Pants 19 October | 10:30

born on the vernal equinox...pisces/aries cusp...

posted by Schyler523 19 October | 10:33

Sagimattarius on the cusp.
(Taz, you made me giggle.)

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 10:35

Which cusp jrossi4r?

posted by dame 19 October | 10:42

Taur-emini. Right in the middle!I've always felt a little priveledge being on the cusp, as a "Ha! Can't pin me down!"

posted by Quartermass 19 October | 10:44

Capricorn, dame. Born on the shortest day of the year. What a rip-off!

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 10:47

Proceed with Caution.

Capricorn

posted by tr33hggr 19 October | 10:50

Hey, my birthday is the day before yours. I knew we were kindred spirits. /Anne

posted by dame 19 October | 10:51

Kindred indeed!/Diana

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 10:55

Gemini.

posted by Eideteker 19 October | 11:04

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posted by sciurus 19 October | 11:05

Gemini.

posted by Eideteker 19 October | 11:06

...

sciurus ruined EVERYTHING.

posted by Eideteker 19 October | 11:06

My bad.

posted by sciurus 19 October | 11:25

jrossi4r, i think you have my birthday. and my cusp.

posted by mayfly wake 19 October | 11:43

Can I borrow that cusp? I'm dying for some tea.

posted by iconomy 19 October | 11:51

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posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 11:52

INTJ

posted by warbaby 19 October | 12:10

Aries Rabbit I/ENFP

posted by me3dia 19 October | 12:14

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posted by amandaudoff 19 October | 12:43

I believe I had that Sag/Cap cusp before any of you young 'uns. Now give it back!

*grabs cusp, drops and breaks it*

Ah, now look what you made me do!

posted by bmarkey 19 October | 13:01

From what I'm told by people who know these things, I live up to both my Virgoness and my Dutch heritage. Apparently that means I'm a bit chilly.

*shrugs*

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 13:18

*throws mudpuppie a blanket, a log fire, and a cup of hot spiced cider*

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 13:25

* catches blanket, burns hands on log fire, dumps hot cider on them, squeals in pain *

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 13:26

*tends carefully to burns, wraps mudpuppie in enveloping hug, casts about for reflective emergency sleeping bag*

posted by Hugh Janus 19 October | 13:28

*layers amandaudoff between two graham crackers and a marshmallow*

posted by iconomy 19 October | 13:37

Yay for Sagittarians! Also: Year of the Horse, INFP and "Yield to Oncoming Traffic".

posted by deborah 19 October | 13:45

Capricorn. New years day.

posted by arse_hat 19 October | 13:51

I'm a cancer on the cusp of leo.
Today I was told:
Cancer June 22 - July 22
You will be offered the chance to make amends with everyone you've ever wronged, but the stars are putting good money on your deciding not to.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Drinking is not the answer to your problems. However, since sex addiction is in fact the answer to all your problems, your lifestyle need not change.

posted by kellydamnit 19 October | 14:09

Leo, close to Cancer. I missed the official cusp by about a day.

posted by safetyfork 19 October | 14:29

We are overrun with Sag/Caps! Come December we can have a birthday celebration/bitchfest about how we get screwed over on Festivus gifts.

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 14:32

Your cusp runneth over, then?

posted by iconomy 19 October | 14:58

Another Sagittarius, cancer moon.

posted by lycaste 19 October | 15:01

Hmm. Forgot my other favorite sign just down the street. The warning sign for the speed humps -- instead of saying "Speed Humps," it said "Undulations."

I say "said" because they just replaced the 'Undulation' signs with signs that say "Speed Humps."

Apparently, some people were too dumb to figure it out.

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 15:05

I'm Sag too. Taurus rising, Pisces moon. Whaddya mean, I'm emotional?!

I've never seen a sign that said "speed humps", only "speed bumps". Right now, I'm imagining jonmc making some joke about speed humps. Maybe because yesterday he was humping eyeshadow furiously...

posted by Specklet 19 October | 15:18

Speed humps are like speed bumps, only bigger. Humpier, I guess you'd say.

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 15:22

Can we call Wednesday Speed Hump Day from now on? Can we? Huh?

posted by iconomy 19 October | 15:23

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posted by warbaby 19 October | 16:30

I'm a Leo, I try to be a little more earthy than firey though.

posted by Chimp 19 October | 16:35

Guess. Everybody gets it right.

posted by puddinghead 19 October | 18:07

go play the lottery

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:19

They use both "Speed Bumps" and "Speed Humps" signs in L.A... can be a bit of a jolt to see one for the first time after seeing several of the others.

But hey, with all the birthdays we've been celebrating lately, I thought we'd be full of Librans... or Librarians... or Libratines... or Libroids... or Libratarians...

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posted by quonsar 19 October | 22:35

gemini, but year of the dragon! (indian astrology sign)

posted by dhruva 19 October | 23:10

capricorn. year o' the doggie. effin' december twenty-fifth, the worst day possible on which to turn 21.

posted by casarkos 19 October | 23:50

Leo. Like taz, still awaiting the whole "surrounded by luxury and ruler of all around me" thing to happen. Not holding out a lot of hope at this stage, however.

posted by dg 20 October | 01:15

sag. cancer rising. libra moon.

posted by moonbird 20 October | 08:35

where do you guys get this stuff?

dg, aren't you, like a dad and such with your own home? that makes you the king on paperwork.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 09:07

sag too, with tons of scorpio (rising, venus, and moon)

posted by amberglow 20 October | 09:11

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