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11 October 2005

Waddaya Havin'?
I'm buyin'.


To all our nondrinkers, good on ya. I will also buy carrot juice, seltzer or small toys.
posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 13:47
Can you make a really good smoothie? Or even better, can you juice some fruit? What do you have back there?

*rustles around behind the bar*
posted by iconomy 11 October | 13:50
I'll have a Jack and ginger. Might sand down my edges enough for me to join the warm and fuzzy thread without giving anybody splinters.

posted by Hugh Janus 11 October | 13:50
Scotch, neat.
posted by mosch 11 October | 13:51
Rusty nail!
posted by selfnoise 11 October | 13:53
I'll have an Irish Car Bomb with a double Jameson chaser...i'm feeling sluggish (post-migraine) right now...maybe blacking out will help with that?

After the bomb's away, i'll have a double Talisker neat...

thanks D_W, wish i could have met you at the meetup at manitoba's over the summer...for real drinks. ;>
posted by Schyler523 11 October | 13:54
manhattan with makers, straight up with a twist.

but I'll move on to beer after that, otherwise things may get nasty.
posted by gaspode 11 October | 13:55
*sits down between Hugh and mosch*

Negroni, please!
posted by Frisbee Girl 11 October | 13:56
Today is Boddingtons and short glass of Jager type of day. But I'm not sure the boss will take kindly to that, so it's green tea for now. But in five hours - look out!
posted by Slack-a-gogo 11 October | 13:58
That's why I'm buying drinks Janus. I won't reveal anything about how different the wino is from his real life secret identity except to say this, I start the fight 3% of the time, stop the fight 96% of the time and am in the bathroom and miss the fight 1% of the time.

C'mon in have a drink I say, nobody really wins fights except Bruce Lee and the CIA killed him with an asprin laced pot brownie.


Iconomy,
For you: Carrot Juice (fresh), Condensed milk and cinnamon. That is good shit.

Schyler523:
De nada, I'm a weekday meetup kinda guy, weekends are mostly spent with the famalamadingdong. You can find me and Run jonmc at the bar too often on a weekday (I hope he can come out soon now that he's been semi-repaired, hint). I'm around though.

Irish car bombs are funny and gross. But you are welcome to have as many as you like. What are some other terror/freedom fighter drinks?

posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 13:59
I would like a small toy, please. I like itsy bitsy cute things and things that we could lauigh about because they remind of us of a sex toy.
posted by Specklet 11 October | 13:59
I like itsy bitsy cute things and things that we could lauigh about because they remind of us of a sex toy.

Now I know to whom I will send this Ross Perot action figure that has been on my desk since NAFTA.
posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 14:02
Gin gimlet please. Here's lookin' at you.
posted by rainbaby 11 October | 14:03
Fris, I just noticed your Negroni and I love gin and Campari! Add a splash of fresh pink grapefruit juice and I'm yours.
posted by Specklet 11 October | 14:06
that and the Big Helmet bobble-head doll from Space Balls for Specklett....

there should be a freedom fighter/terrorist drink named for Kashmir (though i doubt there will be much freedom fighting going on there for the next year or so)

and maybe one for the Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka called the MIA [galangalang]
maybe jager/tequila/tabasco dropped into a pint of IPA?
posted by Schyler523 11 October | 14:07
I would like a froufy "martini" that tastes like fruit or chocolate or something and gets you nice and riled up. (And by you, I mean me. Of course.)
posted by dame 11 October | 14:10
What about a Bader Meinhof with a twist?
posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 14:14
Specklet's mine!

*laughs evil gleeful laugh, falls off chair*
posted by Frisbee Girl 11 October | 14:15
apropos of nothing: dame, I watched the OC. You are right. Adam Brody is hot.

And given the fact that I am cold again today (stoopid NY weather - it never pleases me), I will also order a hot apple cider. With a splash of the captain in there please. Thanks, D_W!

posted by gaspode 11 October | 14:17
*helps frisbee up off of floor*

*pours her and specklet another*

I think i'll have an IPA if you have one...thanks
posted by Schyler523 11 October | 14:17
Mojito with ginger ale instead of club soda, large. Like a 64 ouncer. And lots and lots of fresh mint too!

Or a Long Island Iced Tea.
posted by fenriq 11 October | 14:20
When you buy the drinks do you get to ask people why they imagine drinking Captain Morgan is a good idea?

Captain Morgan: Like drinking what a Methodist church basement smells like, plus rum distilled in Hoboken!*

I repeat however you can have whatever you want, sky's the limit.



*I am in no way refined. I drink Wild Turkey and Buds in the summer and Guiness and Bushmills in the winter and whatever the fuck is free the whole year round. Including the cap'n.


posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 14:23
Thanks, D_W. They keep Stoli in the freezer around here? A 3 ounce glass of that will do me just fine.
posted by sciurus 11 October | 14:24
Level vodka and cranberry juice please, real juice, not the cocktail stuff.

(I only call them Cape Cods when the night is long and I'm feeling a bit cocky.)
posted by tr33hggr 11 October | 14:28
Including the cap'n.

Woah woah woah!
posted by Capn 11 October | 14:29
They keep Stoli in the freezer around here? A 3 ounce glass of that will do me just fine.

That's a good drink, makes me wrestle furniture. I'm shocked how many bars don't keep a bottle of Stoli in the freezer. When I want a syrupy cold shot of vodka they offer to "chill it" for me like a martini, which doesn't work.
posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 14:30
Captain Morgan smells like college to me. That's why I like it. Then again, so does tequila and that's why I hate it. hmmmmmm.
posted by gaspode 11 October | 14:31
Ahahaahaha, Capn, that made me snort.
posted by Frisbee Girl 11 October | 14:32
/Jealous that he can't go boozing with D_W and jonmc . . .
posted by tr33hggr 11 October | 14:33
Schast'ya i zdorov'ya!
posted by sciurus 11 October | 14:38
You can find me and Run jonmc at the bar too often on a weekday (I hope he can come out soon now that he's been semi-repaired, hint).

Run Jonmc, eh? In deference to your swedish heritage, I dub thee Yam Master Yay. I would love some libations. I'm home today, but perhaps tommorrow.

Right now, I could go for a shamrock shake.
posted by jonmc 11 October | 14:41
apropos of nothing: dame, I watched the OC. You are right. Adam Brody is hot.


Raowrrr. Now that you've reminded me, I must go listen to Death Cab and think of Adam Brody and do dirty things.

posted by dame 11 October | 14:42
Today feels like an Irish Coffee day to me. I just want to grab a pillow and a good book and curl up for a long read.
posted by cali 11 October | 14:44
And you're correct that I'm only semi-repaired, dude. Yesterday, I managed to get a quick appointment at a prestigious university hospital way the fuck uptown. After dressing in my third goofy-ass hospital gown of the past two weeks and getting another x-ray, the doctor told me that I was "lucky," that the lithotripsy didn't work because the stone is so big that the chunks it would've broken into would've caused pain bad enough to send me to the emergency room. Long and short of it is, in early novemebr I go in for laproscopic surgery to remove the stones once and for all.
posted by jonmc 11 October | 14:45
Feeling like a nice port right now. Though I'd join mosch with the scotch.

(And nothing could surpass the smooth flavor of Dingle™ brand whiskey. That's good Dingle!)
posted by me3dia 11 October | 14:47
After the appointment, in either celebration or sheer befuddlement, I did treat myself to a plate of catfish & fries and one of thos "Texas Sized" margaritas with an extra test tube of tequila at Dallas BBQ.
posted by jonmc 11 October | 14:50
Fuck a duck. Be easy man.
posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 14:51
Wow, jonmc. I hope it works out. I'll be thinking of you every time I pee, until you're all better.

Don't worry, I won't shake more than twice.
posted by Hugh Janus 11 October | 14:56
I'll take a boilermaker, thanks.
posted by puke & cry 11 October | 15:16
puke & cry:
Do you ever have the crazy old school boilermaker where they drop the shot in the beer and then if you chug it the shot glass slams off your front teeth or chokes you? People were so much cooler in the old days. I just have a shot and a beer most times.


posted by Divine_Wino 11 October | 15:22
That's the only kind of boilermaker for me, Divine_Wino. The beer and shot just isn't the same. Chugging a full beer with a whiskey shot is way more fun.
posted by puke & cry 11 October | 15:40
Just a root beer. I'm a cheap date. : )
posted by sisterhavana 11 October | 15:52
Shot of Jamesons & a pint of some nice ESB, please. After that, I will pathetically switch to PBR so I won't get hungover. Although a margarita sounds gooooooood, I haven't had one in a long time. Rocks, please, and salt, of course.
posted by mygothlaundry 11 October | 18:01
Rum and diet. Lime. (It's a good standard bar drink because it's hard to screw up.)
posted by jrossi4r 11 October | 19:00
Rum and diet. Lime. (It's a good standard bar drink because it's hard to screw up.)

Diet what? Diet cottage cheese? diet frozen entree? hard to screw up, my ass.
posted by jonmc 11 October | 19:41
Anything but a Pina Colada. Puh-leese.

Rum and diet what? Why Chocolate Fudge Slim-Fast of course... (with a Special K cereal bar as a swizzle stick).
posted by wendell 11 October | 22:09
Diet pills. Sheesh. I would have thought you guys would have realized that I'm a raging speed freak by now.
posted by jrossi4r 11 October | 23:03
gonna doctor up a pizza in honor of darkness and i'm gonna have a cuppa coffee and a cig for the first time in a while as an Åsk waiting room gesture
and because i will really appreciate it for the first time in a while
posted by ethylene 11 October | 23:44
oh, and i'd really like a shirley temple but i don't have that liquid dispensing peripheral either (big surprise)
the cherries get stuck anyway
posted by ethylene 11 October | 23:46
since i wrote that i don't want a cig and coffee anymore
but now i really want a shirley temple
posted by ethylene 12 October | 00:52
It's late. I want a single malt Islay.
posted by arse_hat 12 October | 01:33
I'm feeling warm and fuzzy. || Squid penis.

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