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11 October 2005

Squid penis. BugMeNot: johndoe@spambob.com/123456

post by: mudpuppie at: 14:00 | 8 comments

I'm skeert.

posted by Frisbee Girl 11 October | 15:21

I'm glad I'm not a giant squid.

posted by sisterhavana 11 October | 15:49

Squid sex, you know there's a group of freaks out there on the internet with woodies just thinking about a penis like a hypodermic needle that can inject spermatophores.

Is a spermatophore at all like a metaphor?

posted by fenriq 11 October | 16:23

At some point, the female has sperm under her skin and eggs outside her body. The leading theory, O'Shea says, is that she cradles the eggs, bound by a kind of jelly, in her arms. A chemical prompts the spermatophores to burst through her skin, "like parasitic worms."

Sounds like a normal day at my house.

posted by Specklet 11 October | 16:24

But these squid probably aren't really gay...They're just horny, he says. "And it's really dark down there."

ummhmm. Seems like some squids are in denial.

posted by arse_hat 11 October | 16:27

Sounds like a whole species forgot the safe word.

posted by mosch 12 October | 00:00

"it's really dark down there"

The time-honored excuse for explaining away a whole host of sexual errors.

posted by taz 12 October | 04:22

Oh, you guys are killing me.

posted by Frisbee Girl 12 October | 04:48

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