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08 October 2005

"What do you think I am, a clock?" What's your favorite punchline?
→[More:] I'm also fond of "coo, coo" and "And if I knew we had more time I would taken off my pantyhose."
post by: Slack-a-gogo at: 23:18 | 46 comments
Why the long face?
posted by Edible Energy 08 October | 23:20
He's not so shaggy.
posted by kenko 08 October | 23:22
ben who?
posted by quonsar 08 October | 23:26
Cause he was stapled to the chicken.
posted by Edible Energy 08 October | 23:50
1. HeeHawlways calls me that.
2. Delores!
posted by jrossi4r 09 October | 00:00
What did you do, go to the bar at six?
posted by WolfDaddy 09 October | 00:04
"Hey," said the bartender, "that's not a chicken!"
posted by Marxchivist 09 October | 00:17
Gomer Pyle: Surprise, surprise. That's not my finger!
posted by go dog go 09 October | 00:26
HeeHawlways calls me that.


Me too! My dad is the best I've ever seen at telling that one.

Also:

1. What is this, a joke?
2. The Aristocrats.

(And no, I haven't seen the movie yet.)
posted by melissa may 09 October | 00:43
"How many is a Brazilian?"
posted by pivo 09 October | 00:49
"About two pounds."
posted by mudpuppie 09 October | 01:07
"So the man dropped dead."

"Look, lady, I fucked your dog, I shat in your purse, I'm outta here."
posted by box 09 October | 01:14
absolute ultimate classic punchline (IMUnpopularO):
"It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it."
posted by wendell 09 October | 01:26
The Aristocrats!
posted by arse_hat 09 October | 01:33
My dad is the best I've ever seen at telling that one.


And it is all in the delivery.
posted by jrossi4r 09 October | 01:39
"You don't understand... Chunks is my dog!"
posted by go dog go 09 October | 01:40
"Bubbles is my teacher!"
posted by arse_hat 09 October | 01:57
I'm a frayed knot.
posted by stilicho 09 October | 02:01
"You're not up here for the hunting, are you?"
posted by nomis 09 October | 03:24
"Welcome to Jamica"

"tadah!"
posted by drezdn 09 October | 04:35
"To show the possum and the armadillo it could be done."
posted by bunnyfire 09 October | 06:16
drezdn: my version was
"Welcome to Jamaica mon and have a nice day"
posted by Edible Energy 09 October | 09:57
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
posted by tommasz 09 October | 10:16
"Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!"
posted by Wolfdog 09 October | 10:21
"What's the matter, ain't you got a vase?"
posted by Wolfdog 09 October | 10:28
"Wait a second, is this 555-4863?"
posted by Edible Energy 09 October | 11:23
You may call it "love," but look what it's doing to our chickens!
posted by greasy_skillet 09 October | 11:34
"Dopey Fucked A Penguin! Dopey Fucked A Penguin!"
posted by jonmc 09 October | 12:00
I thought he said he wasn't a moose!
posted by hootch 09 October | 12:35
And then the rabbi says: "Out of what?"
posted by Peak Oil 09 October | 13:03
"I'm sorry lady, but not everybody knows how to spell Mississippi."
posted by 23skidoo 09 October | 14:08
"When the sun goes down, I'm gonna sneak up behind you and fuck you in the ass 'til your eyes pop out."
posted by Hugh Janus 09 October | 15:12
thats a big word for a 6 year old
posted by Schyler523 09 October | 15:37
1. "You're Thor? I've been Thor for two weeks!"
2. "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."
3. "I sure as shit ain't having none of them motherfuckin' Cheerios."
4. "Rats! Big fucking rats, with cocks THIS long!"
posted by ikkyu2 09 October | 15:43
"...and my brown pants."
posted by hlewagast 09 October | 16:25
oh, and:

"...but, you fuck one goat..."
posted by hlewagast 09 October | 16:29
I'm telling everybody!
posted by LarryC 09 October | 16:46
"Yar! It's driving me nuts!"
posted by Capn 09 October | 17:51
Them sheep are liars!
posted by trondant 09 October | 20:15
"Then I definitely have shit in my pants."
posted by Hugh Janus 09 October | 20:22
"Hairlip! Hairlip!"
posted by klangklangston 09 October | 23:20
"transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises"
posted by Carbolic 10 October | 00:11
Klang: "would I"
posted by Carbolic 10 October | 00:12
"Don't tell me, you had small cocks!"
posted by me3dia 10 October | 11:31
A brick!!!
posted by Specklet 10 October | 12:53
If you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
posted by dobbs 10 October | 23:54
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