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08 October 2005

HEY LADIES! I'm like, totally available!

post by: joelf at: 07:08 | 26 comments

I'm glad I'm not still playing the singles game, with competition like that.

You're awesome, dude!

posted by nomis 08 October | 07:32

that's adorable

posted by moonbird 08 October | 08:42

This is hilarious. Joelf is the coolest, most awesome designer zombie ever!

posted by greasy_skillet 08 October | 09:43

The chart that looks like Pac-man does it for me. ; )

posted by sisterhavana 08 October | 10:16

Day-um, you rock.

posted by gaspode 08 October | 10:50

That is adorable. I'll date you, if only to have someone to watch Godzilla movies with.

posted by mygothlaundry 08 October | 10:59

No puppy kicking, yay!

posted by deborah 08 October | 11:48

Very cute.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 08 October | 11:51

I notice the title slide is "Why you should continue to date me", but now you're "totally available" is there a tragic tale here?

posted by Capn 08 October | 12:16

Good stuff. Right before the chart that looked like Pac-man, I was thinking, "Hmm, that chart looks a little like a Pac-man." That's good graphic design, folks.

I'm a little concerned about the abrupt drop in sexiness 2000-2001, though. It took you years to recover! Did you just start off super-sexy or something?

posted by ikkyu2 08 October | 12:40

Awesome. If my boy basket weren't filled at the moment, I would totally go on a date with you.

posted by dame 08 October | 13:37

Joelf, if I were currently dating you and were presented with this argument, I'd certainly continue.

posted by mudpuppie 08 October | 13:41

That is absurdly adorable. I'm so going out with you as soon as I'm done invading Australia.

posted by iconomy 08 October | 13:56

That is so great. If I wasn't old enough to be your Mom, I'd ask you out. As it is, I'm proud of you.

posted by puddinghead 08 October | 14:39

Me, too, puddinghead. If I weren't old enough to be his mom, married to a keen guy, and living in another country, I'd totally go out with him!

But all great romances have their obstacles, don't they?

posted by taz 08 October | 15:27

Ok, I'm back. They never knew what hit 'em.

So joelf, do you like older women?

Love,
iconomy
Queen of Australia

posted by iconomy 08 October | 15:42

Can't wait to see the chart you come up with after you find your true love.

Although I'm a little sad that your name isn't pronounced Jo-Elf.

posted by Feisty 08 October | 15:44

joelf, have you ever thought about being a king? Does that appeal to you at all?

posted by iconomy 08 October | 16:01

Very cute, indeed! [Btw, did you get the job? Or at least a counter offer?]

posted by Frisbee Girl 08 October | 18:47

I would totally date joelf. There's just the small difficulty of the fact that he lives in *cough* Ban-ada...

posted by cali 08 October | 20:02

Why the hell does this extrapolated graph have dips in the extrapolation? Did he use the ever-popular (a*Sin(b*x)+(*x)^2)*d+c extrapolation function?

/ai-nerd.

posted by delmoi 08 October | 20:43

er, that should be (a*Sin(b*x)+(c*x)^2)*d+e

posted by delmoi 08 October | 20:44

i was going to fpp this last year, somewhere, but i never got around to it. better late than never, i suppose. anyway... joe-elf, as i affectionately refer to him, is quite the hot commodity. slashdot recently featured a story about him and his scotland yard-based irl realtime simulation. he's also a movie star. for a canadian, he's pretty fantastic.

and ladies- he's totally available!

posted by Wedge 08 October | 21:05

Does anyone else hear joelf saying "Hey Ladies" in a Jerry Lewis or Beastie Boys voice?

HEY LADIES!!

posted by iconomy 08 October | 21:42

Yep, iconomy, I do. Beastie Boys.

I'm so glad you don't kick puppies, joe. I think you should come to Portland right now and take me out on a hot date.

Of course, I'm two days behind the times on the thread, and you may never see this. *sniff*

posted by Specklet 10 October | 12:29

Those charts were so adorable that I felt compelled to comment after nearly three weeks just to say that I would absolutely date the man behind them.

And yes to iconomy. Beastie Boys was my first thought.

posted by LeeJay 28 October | 11:46

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