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JESUS LIMPING ROLLING CREEPING HOPPING HOBBLING SKIPPING TRAIPSING SASHAYING HAMBURGLING FUCKING CHRIST IN A WHEELBARROW, I AM SO HUNGOVER THAT EVERYTHING HAS SEEMED LIKE THIS ALL DAY!!!
IF YOU USE THE CAPSLOCK YOU ARE A CHEATER, USE THE SHIFT KEY
FLY ME TO THE MOON
AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE ON
JUPITER AND MARS
IN OTHER WORDS
HOLD MY HAND
IN OTHER WORDS
BABY KISS ME
FILL MY HEART WITH SONG
AND LET ME SING FOREVER MORE
YOU ARE ALL I LONG FOR
ALL I WORSHIP AND ADORE
IN OTHER WORDS
PLEASE BE TRUE
IN OTHER WORDS
I LOVE YOU
I HATE LONDON TODAY WITH THE SMOG THAT LOOKS LIKE MIST BUT SMELLS AND CHOKES. AND I HATE THE CROWDS AND THE COMPLACENT RUDENESS. AND I HATE THE FACT THAT I WANDERED INTO HMV AND I THOUGHT IT WAS VIRGIN AND I FELT IN THE WRONG PLACE. AND I HATED THAT I COULDNT FIND THE BOOK I WANTED AND, THAT GOING UNDERGROUND, SIMPLE ADVERTISING POSTERS HAD BEEN REPLACED BY TEEVEE SCREENS.
BUT I LIKED THAT I DIDNT FEEL THE NEED TO BUY SHIT I DONT NEED.
AND I LIKED COMING HOME, LISTENING TO SOME YOUNG WOMEN TALK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE IN A BIRMINGHAM ACCENT.
WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP BUYING PETER MOLYNEAUX VIDEOGAMES? HE IS A HACK WHO MASTURBATES ALL OVER SHEEP LIKE ME WHO KEEP BUYING HIS GAMES BECAUSE THEY ARE PRETTY BUT OTHERWISE SUCK THE LLAMA'S TUMOROUS BALLSACK! NO MORE WILL I WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF PETER'S COCK, OR PETER'S PETER IF YOU LIKE! BITCH SHIT BITCH SHIT BITCH SHIT AND GO ASTROS!
SHITFUCK SCABTWAT CUNTPUNCHER! NUNSHITTING POPEFELCHER! FUCK! WRINKLEDTEATS MCBEANSTUFFER! SHIT! ASSHOLE! SPHINCTER FISSURE! HELLSHITS FINGERSTINK EL SENOR DIRTY DONKEY MCSANCHEZ FUCKPUNCHER DEL FEUGO!! HOLY FROTHY SPERM OF JESUS ON A STICK! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! DANCE! EVERYBODY DANCE! KHAAAAAN!!!!
YES YOU'RE ALL ADOPTED SOMETHING YOUR FATHER AND I--I TAKE LEAVE TO TELL YOU--WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IF HE COULD BE ARSED TO STAY HOME AT NIGHT INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL HIS TIME AT THE GYM OR DOWN THE PUB WITH ALL HIS OLD MARINE BUDDIES! NOW FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT! UP!--MATTEO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!--DO NOT MAKE ME PUT ON MY HEELS AND COME IN THERE AFTER YOU!
STOP COMING OVER TO MY DESK, I KNOW YOU JUST COME OVER TO SPY ON ME AND REPORT TO THE BOSS WHEN I'M SURFING THE WEB- WHAT ARE WE, 10? GROW THE FUCK UP!