MetaChat - METAHOLLER!!!

MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS JAMMED!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!

posted by dodgygeezer 06 October | 11:06

ARGHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHH ARGHHHHHHH
KATE BUSH HAS A NEW SONG OUT
ARGHHHHHHHH
/whimpers.

posted by seanyboy 06 October | 11:09

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE IT'S WORKING PERFECTLY, DODGYGEEZER!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 11:09

I LOVE MY YOUNG NATION! GROOVY SENSATION!

posted by danostuporstar 06 October | 11:14

YOU KIDS TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!

posted by Capn 06 October | 11:27

I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEIKO!

posted by iconomy 06 October | 11:36

IS SHE JAPANESE?!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 11:43

YES!!! AND WHEN MY HUSBAND FINDS OUT THAT I'VE SWITCHED HE IS GOING TO BE SO MAD. OR SO INTRIGUED.

DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS!!!

posted by iconomy 06 October | 11:45

YES! MAKE MY FUNK THE P-FUNK.

WELL ALRIGHT.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 11:46

ONCE UPON A TIME CALLED RIGHT NOW.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 11:47

FREE YOUR MIND AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW!

posted by omiewise 06 October | 11:49

PARDON MY INSCRUTABILITY!!!
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posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 11:51

HOW DID YOU FIND A PHOTOGRAPH OF GEIKO???

posted by iconomy 06 October | 11:57

THERE SHE LUSTED AFTER HER LOVERS, WHOSE GENITALS WERE LIKE THOSE OF DONKEYS AND WHOSE EMISSION WAS LIKE THAT OF HORSES!

posted by danostuporstar 06 October | 12:01

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

posted by Quartermass 06 October | 12:01

no

posted by peacay 06 October | 12:03

ICONOMY, CLICK IT AND FIND OUT!!!

THERE'S MORE HERE AND HERE (PDF!!!)!!! THE FIRST LINK HAS A COUPLE NICE GALLERIES!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 12:03

OMG!!!

posted by iconomy 06 October | 12:11

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

posted by joelf 06 October | 12:16

HELL YEAH!

posted by muddgirl 06 October | 12:51

SPECKLET IS TOTALLY F*%KIN
HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!5!

posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:05

I HATE WALMART!

MORE THAN CILANTRO!

posted by bunnyfire 06 October | 13:12

(and that 5 in my !!!s is just my new thing of adding a number other than 1, not a rating. i gave speck a 10 cuz she BLAZIN baby!)

posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:15

IF I HAD SEEN THIS THREAD IN TIME, I WOULD HAVE SHOUTED IN HERE INSTEAD OF MAKING A WHOLE FPP ABOUT MY HOT OR NOT RATING AND THE FACT THAT I MISSED A BUS AND MY RIGHT OVARY HURTS!!!

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

posted by Specklet 06 October | 13:20

I AM ALMOST OUT OF FUCKING COFFEE AND JUST MADE A POT WITH ABOUT HALF AS MUCH (MANY?) GROUNDS AS I USUALLY DO AND I'M WORRIED THAT IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY BAD AND IT WILL PISS ME OFF!

posted by mudpuppie 06 October | 13:34

OURS GO TO ELEVEN FOR SPECKLET! AND CILANTRO!

posted by WolfDaddy 06 October | 13:39

THE DEER GRAZING IN MY BACK YARD ARE SO PLUMP AND HEALTHY THAT I'M BEGGING THEM TO LAY LOW! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT HUNTING SEASON HAS STARTED!

posted by reflecked 06 October | 13:41

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A SHOUTING THREAD EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY!

I LIKE IT!!!

posted by Specklet 06 October | 13:47

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! EXECUTION AT DAWN TBA! MOTHERFUCKS!

(SPECIAL TO MUDPUPPIE):
"MAN, THEY PUT COFFEE IN THE COFFEE IN BRAZZZZILLL!!!"

I hate shouting of almost any kind but this feels like being the town crier or something. WOOHOO!

posted by Frisbee Girl 06 October | 14:07

THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF RHYTHM GOING 'ROUND.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 14:12

WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS MOTHER OUT.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 14:14

I AM ABOUT TO GO LOOK AT BABY THINGS AND AM VERY EXCITED!

(THINGS THAT ARE BABIES, I MEAN -- NOT THINGS FOR BABIES, ABOUT WHICH I WOULD NOT BE EXCITED ONE BIT. NO SIR.)

posted by mudpuppie 06 October | 14:14

(By the way, I think Meta Holler, WV, is where we should all go to retire. We can start a commune there, way up in the mountains. With moonshine, and banjos.)

posted by mudpuppie 06 October | 14:15

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 14:20

STOP ADDING TO MY WORKLOAD!

AND HANG UP THE DAMNED CELLPHONE AND QUIT DRIFTING ALL OVER THE DAMNED ROAD!

posted by fenriq 06 October | 14:20

OMIEWISE CAN PLAY THE BANJO.

FLASHLIGHT...

EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGHT UNDER THE SUN.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 14:20

I WANT TO GO LOOK AT BABY THINGS TOO! MUDPUPPIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

posted by Specklet 06 October | 14:24

SPECKLET, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET THAT OVARY CHECKED OUT. IT DOESN'T SOUND NORMAL.

ALSO, HOW CAN YOU TELL IT'S YOUR OVARY AND NOT THE STUFF AROUND THE OVARY?

ALSO, IS PERHAPS METAFILTER GETTING BORING?

posted by delmoi 06 October | 14:31

POSTING IN THIS THREAD HAS SET MY MINDS INTERNAL MONOLOG INTO 'YELL' MODE. i FIND THAT SOMEONE ANNOYING

posted by delmoi 06 October | 14:39

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, DELMOI, BUT I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF ENJOYING THE SENSATION!

DO NOT WORRY, THE OVARY THING IS FINE! I KNOW IT'S MY OVARY BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY OVARY IS AND IT HURTS WHEN I PRESS ON IT! I'VE FELT THIS ACHE BEFORE, ALWAYS WHILE OVULATING! IN FACT, LAST MONTH IT WAS MY LEFT OVARY THAT ACHED THE DAY I WAS OVULATING, THIS MONTH I'M FIRING ON THE RIGHT SIDE!

ALSO, METAFILTER IS TOTALLY BORING! I SPEND ABOUT TEN MINUTES A DAY THERE NOW!

posted by Specklet 06 October | 14:46

DELMOI, I FIND PEOPLE TYPE POORLY WHEN 'YELL' IN MODE. SHOUTING IS MUCH MORE READABLE, THOUGH NOT PREFERABLE TO <BIG><STRONG> MODE WHICH IS THE ESTACTIC KORESH OF CLARITY.
ALSO SPECKLET IS NOT "NOT HOT" --VERILY, SHE CAN BE LIKENED UNTO BALD DEREK AND I UNTO DUDLEY MOORE-- AND I WOULD READ HER SEXUALLY-THEMED ASKME ONE-HANDED WOULD THAT SHE POSTED ONE AND HAD I NOT CUT OFF MY HAND BACK WHEN METAFILTER WAS NOT "NOT UNBORING".
AS THINGS STAND, HOWEVER, I AM UNABLE TO ADDRESS THIS KNOT AND SEEK SYMPATHETIC COMMENTS ON MY BEHALF.

posted by danostuporstar 06 October | 15:01

I WANT THESE DAMN REFUGEES OUT OF MY HOUSE!

THEY ARE RUINING MY HAPPY LIFE!

posted by ColdChef 06 October | 15:03

*SENDS COLDCHEF HAPPY LIFE THOUGHTS*

BTW, I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE LINE OF THIS HOLLER AT A TIME.

THEN I NEED A PAUSE.

THEN I CAN COMMENCE THE HOLLERING AGAIN.

I'M NOT LISTENING TO P-FUNK ANYMORE TODAY EITHER.

~~TALKING~~ HOLLERING HEADS.

SLEEPING ON THE INTERSTATE...WILD WILD LIFE.

posted by safetyfork 06 October | 15:16

HEY! I FOUND OUT THE MEDICAL TERM FOR WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY OVARY! (YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU CARE!) IT'S MITTELSCHMERZ! THAT'S RIGHT, MITTELSCHMERZ!

THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT DANO, BUT WHO'S DEREK?

posted by Specklet 06 October | 15:17

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVAR! COLDCHEF FLEE TO HOUSTON! I LIKE TO SAY MITTELSCHMERZ OVER AND OVER AND OVER CRAZY INSANE! THAT IS ALL 10-4 GOOD BUDDIES!

posted by WolfDaddy 06 October | 15:29

I CAN'T STAND BLOOMBERG AND HIS INFERNAL MACHINE!!! IT SUCKS, AND IT SUCKS MY SOUL!!! DOESN'T ANYTHING WORK AROUND THIS FUCKING PLACE?!! I MEAN, FUCK!!!

FFFFFF U U CCC K K !!
F U U C C K K !!
FFFF U U C KK !!
F U U C K K !!
F U U C C K K
F UUUUU CCC K K !!

AND A DOUBLE FUCK FOR THE LOST FUCKING SPACES IN MY POST!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!! FUUUUUUCK, FUCK!!!

ON PREVIEW, DUDLEY MOORE AND BO DEREK WERE IN THE MOVIE "10."

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 15:29

THAT IS CORRECT, HUGH. THANK YOU. AS WAS JULIE ANDREWS AND BRIAN DENNEHY.

COLDCHEF. HOW DID SPANISHTOWN MAKE OUT? GODDESS, I LOVED LIVING THERE MORE THAN ANYWHERE EVAR. THOUGH, I HEARTELL, IT HAS BECOME TOO TRENDY. STILL, TRENDY TRUMPS FLOODED ANYDAY.

posted by danostuporstar 06 October | 15:38

BLUE ANGELS. FLY OVERS. 'NUFF SAID.

posted by Frisbee Girl 06 October | 15:45

BATON ROUGE IS COMPLETELY FINE! NEW ORLEANS IS DOOMED!

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!

I'M CONSIDERING GOING GAY AND MOVING TO HOUSTON JUST TO GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE AND HER FAMILY!

MY PHONEBILL THIS MONTH WAS SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS!

FEMA CAN SUCK MY STORM SURGE!

posted by ColdChef 06 October | 16:10

SORRY ABOUT MY RAMPANT PROFANITY!!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?!!

I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT MY HATE-ON FOR THE BLOOMBERG!!!

COLDCHEF, HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 16:17

OH, THAT DEREK! COOL BEANS!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I WATCHED CITIZEN KANE FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS HIS SLED, FOR CHRISSAKES!

posted by Specklet 06 October | 16:31

VULCANIZE THE WHOOPEE STICK
IN THE HAM WALLET

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 06 October | 16:32

WHEN I HEAR THE WORD, "ROSEBUD," I THINK SOMEONE'S OUT TO GET ME. OR AT LEAST TICKLE ME.

posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 16:39

OOK

posted by seanyboy 06 October | 16:39

it wasn't his sled

my goals do not include being thinner, younger, or married so STOP TELLING ME THOSE ARE YOURS BY TELLING ME I STILL HAVE/CAN/WILL _____ AND GIVING ME THAT LOOK WHEN I SAY "ok" AND WALK AWAY BECAUSE WHILE I UNDERSTAND YOUR PRIORITIES, I AM NOT OBLIGATED TO CARE, NOR DO I, and walking away is much nicer than saying anything that lets you assume i am judgng your lifestyle.

I WOULD ALSO GREATLY APPRECIATE NOT HEARING ABOUT YOUR SELF IMPOSED FREAK OUT WHILE DEALING WITH LIFEDEATHANDMISERY FROM THE FRONT ROW AND FLOOR

thankfully, this has no bearing to anyone here as far as i know and i will eventually put everything on a blog or just away

posted by ethylene 06 October | 19:15

I DESPERATELY NEED A VACATION (AND TO WIN THE LOTTERY SO I DON"T HAVE TO WORK)

SOMEONE GET ON THAT FOR ME, KAY?

posted by amberglow 06 October | 19:23

IT WAS SO HIS SLED! HIS SLED SAID "ROSEBUD" RIGHT ON IT. WHAT ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEEEEN?

WAIT. THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE I WAS GOING TO YELL. SHIT! I FORGOT!

posted by Specklet 06 October | 19:30

LOUD NOISES BIG LOUD NOISES LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by nickdanger 06 October | 21:00

ARF!

posted by trondant 06 October | 22:47

I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT. NOW MOVE YOUR FAT ASS, YOU GLORIFIED EXCUSE FOR A BAG BOY.

*cough*

posted by dreamsign 06 October | 23:07

DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE!!!!!

posted by Edible Energy 07 October | 15:32

06 October 2005