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29 September 2005

Are guys allowed to do the penis thing?

post by: danostuporstar at: 19:03 | 24 comments

Uh, don't guys by definition do the penis thing?

posted by Specklet 29 September | 19:09

In answer to your question I think you'll find I am the Penis Master.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 29 September | 19:38

Can you school us in the ways of the penis?

posted by iconomy 29 September | 19:42

are girls allowed to do the penis thing?

posted by ethylene 29 September | 19:44

Yes. I teach. One lesson, 199 Yen. Discount if you bring friend who is also girl.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 29 September | 19:49

i think i can swing it on my own thanks

posted by ethylene 29 September | 19:56

I like the cut of your jib.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 29 September | 19:59

Guys are allowed.

However, the correct phrasing would have been:

Penis.

So. Penis.

posted by mudpuppie 29 September | 20:30

Some of us guys do the penis thing fairly enthusiastically, actually.

posted by BoringPostcards 29 September | 20:39

...and with relish!

posted by WolfDaddy 29 September | 21:02

*swings penis over head like lasso*

posted by jonmc 29 September | 21:07

Lucky Pips.

posted by puddinghead 29 September | 21:41

Uh, wolfdaddy, whipped cream is kinky, but relish is just inspired.

posted by BoringPostcards 29 September | 21:54

Relish? Really? I'm more of cole slaw man myself, but I'll give it a try.

posted by danostuporstar 29 September | 21:58

dano, bro, i've never understood the coleslaw on meat thing, I'm a chile-cheese-sauerkraut-bacon-mustard guy. when schuyler and afroblanca hung out with me in NYC we went for a pot induced pigout at katz's deli and afro put coleslaw on his corned beef sandwich. That's just wrong, man.

and FWIW, I don't like relish either, especially that neon green shit.

posted by jonmc 29 September | 22:05

I'm a chile-cheese-sauerkraut-bacon-mustard guy

And you wonder why your kidneys are giving you fits? Enough sodium to choke ~~a horse~~ even me! ;-P

posted by WolfDaddy 29 September | 22:14

But it's from the best hog stand in the world ( you'll appreciate the name, I imagine ;-P).

Yeah, my diet prolly has something to do with the fix I'm in. The urologist says I'm gonna have to collect my pee for 24 hours before the procedure to find out why I'm (as he put it) a "stone producer." He'll probably tell me to stop everything that gives me pleasure.

*weeps*

posted by jonmc 29 September | 22:17

NTM, I don't have a car. Carrying a jug of piss on the subway should be entertaining.

posted by jonmc 29 September | 22:20

Everything? What are you doing in this thread then? *giggles*

I had acid reflux when I was in my early 20s. So bad it ate a hole in my esophagus. I had to quit putting jalapenos and tabasco on everything I ate for about 5 years, but after that was able to reintroduce the spicy side of life into my diet in moderation. Cooking for yourself rather than getting takeout and/or fast food can be tedious, but it sure hammers home diet concerns.

posted by WolfDaddy 29 September | 22:21

God, I hope he dosen't tell me to eliminate spicy stuff. I can't live without peppers on my subs and chili on my dawgs.

*weeps*

posted by jonmc 29 September | 22:25

Besides, you're a Texan. Isn't putting jalapenos and/or BBQ sauce on everything you eat mandated by law down there?

posted by jonmc 29 September | 22:26

Actually, my taste for teh hawt came from my adolescence in New Mexico. You're right about the BBQ-Texas thing, but I loathe BBQ sauce. Gimme the habanero! Gimme the tabasco!

posted by WolfDaddy 29 September | 23:15

* does the penis thing *

* feels guilty *

posted by dodgygeezer 30 September | 06:27

penis!

posted by dabitch 30 September | 06:48

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