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26 September 2005

From The Big & Dumb Department The guitar riffs are ham-fisted, the drums lumber and shamble along like drunken rhinos, and the lyrics range from dunderheaded to savantish.[More:]Yes, I'm talking about butt rock/mullet rock. But at their best those anthems capture something. The pride, frustration, desperation and even pathos of everyday existence in the prosaic world.

These three gems show that at it's best:

Axe - Rock And Roll Party In The Streets
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Superficially, this is just another party anthem, but something about it captures the sad sense that the "party in the street," is just a momentary respite from workaday misery.

Dictators - I Stand Tall

Yeah, my boys again, (featuring the owner of the last meetup site on lead vocals). This song could be a great alternative national anthem. It communicates the sense of living in a weird-ass place, but loving it anyway.

Manowar - Carry On

Yup, New York's favorite loincloth wearing Metal band provide the ultimate meathead anthem (featuring former Dictator Ross The Boss on guitar). Subtle it ain't but if it dosen't make you want to pump your fist in the air just a little bit, then I can only conclude that you have no soul. Possible the best testosterone OD anthem ever.

You won't win any cool points anywhere for loving this stuff, but I'm sure you all have your own favorite fist-pumping lunkhead rockers. Let's hear 'em!

Carry On is a good 'un but even on the same album, I like "Black Wind, Fire & Steel" better, and their finest moment was "Blood of My Enemies", which was also covered in stunning fashion by Edge of Sanity.

you all have your own favorite fist-pumping lunkhead rockers...
...and lots of 'em, but I'll spot you just two for the moment:

Neon Knights ("Who the hell is Tony Iommi?" indeed!) Die Young is my favorite track on that album, but this one fits the "big and dumb" description better.

I Want Out Classic rebellion anthem, twin-guitar leads. Yum. Helloween practically started a whole subgenre with this.

posted by Wolfdog 26 September | 21:11
Does Warrant count?

I got nothin'.
posted by goatdog 26 September | 21:16
One Of The Ur-Butt Rock Anthems:

Mountain - Theme From An Imaginary Western


(and to keep the Mountain thing going, he's their contemporary Ozzy Osbourne covering their biggest hit)
posted by jonmc 26 September | 21:21
Awright.

Scorps - Catch Your Train. Album never got any recognition in the US as far as I can tell, but Uli Roth is in full-on shred-god mode, and Catch Your Train is one of not too many songs that makes me prance around the apartment striking rock poses. (Huh. That's apple audio, for some reason, instead of mp3. Oh well, deal.)

Warlock - All We Are. Well, you said big and dumb. I wish there were more kick-ass rock with female vocals. Doro always seems to be having such an honestly good time and reveling in the music and all it's cheesy glory.
posted by Wolfdog 26 September | 21:36
Dude, I love me some Doro, those pics of her in Kerrang! were an [ahem] inspiration to the young jonmc. So, as a gift to you, Doro's solo attempt at the song all hard rock belters must attempt.
posted by jonmc 26 September | 21:43
I thought it was "cock rock" or is that a totally different subset?
posted by jrossi4r 26 September | 21:46
I'm not sure either, jrossi4, but I think if I post a Motley Crue song, one of these guys will come beat the crap out of me.
posted by goatdog 26 September | 21:47
Cock rock is a subset of butt-rock. Some butt-rock is cock rock, but not all butt-rock is cock rock. You kind of have to have been a member of the tribe to completely get it.

goatdog, depends on which Crue song. Only occasionally did the music live up to the image.
posted by jonmc 26 September | 21:48
So, as a gift to you...
That's pretty cool, and I hadn't heard it. Thanks. She's also got a really unexpectedly beautiful cover of Dio's Egypt (The Chains Are On). I'll dig it up some other time.
posted by Wolfdog 26 September | 21:50
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posted by jonmc 26 September | 21:53
This song makes me strike rock god poses, but I doubt it fits the category: Sonic Reducer by the Dead Boys.
posted by goatdog 26 September | 21:53
Oh, that'll do, goatdog. That'll do just fine.
posted by Wolfdog 26 September | 21:56
Goatdog, the line between punk and butt-rock is often an imaginary one drawn by clueless people. For example

Canadian punk legends DOA - Tits On The beach

and

Canadian metal stalwarts Anvil - Show Me Your Tits

shows that they shared similar enthusiasms and a similarly ...exuberant way of expressing them.

I could expound on David Allan Coe and David Bowie in the same way, but that's for another time. But suffice it to say that I like the Dead Boys and ZZ Top for the same reasons- they rock.

posted by jonmc 26 September | 22:07
So the butt rock that's almost cock rock, but not quite, that would be taint rock?
posted by jrossi4r 26 September | 22:30
mmmm, taint.
posted by jonmc 26 September | 22:31
More dumb Canadians.
posted by Armitage Shanks 26 September | 22:34
I thought for sure this was going to be about the new Moistboyz album. (There's audio clips available on there, but it's a crappy Flash site so no linky.)

goatdog, Sonic Reducer was the song that made me a Dead Boys fan.
posted by BoringPostcards 26 September | 22:43
All righty then. Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers - Pirate Love.
posted by goatdog 26 September | 23:45
this is more hobbitcockrock than buttrock, but anyway, I like it:
Focus - Hocus Pocus
posted by jann 27 September | 22:24
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