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26 September 2005

Deep Thoughts. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

post by: panoptican at: 20:41 | 5 comments

The Soldering Iron of Justice. Heh.

posted by puddinghead 26 September | 20:57

Jack Handy is my personal inspiration. Or, "perspiration" if you will.

posted by tracicle 26 September | 21:31

Were the Jack Handy sayings really this lame, or was I just much more wasted when I first heard them? I think they left out much of the good stuff.

posted by caddis 26 September | 23:29

My favorite -- "Hey, free dummy!"

posted by mudpuppie 27 September | 00:27

Mine: "Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."

posted by Specklet 27 September | 12:30

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