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22 September 2005

And by good I mean comfuckingpletely unbelievable!
posted by Aardvark Lenny 22 September | 13:08
I saw that this morning but I had missed that the post titled "Katrina Freedom E-mail", which is just the icing on the vile cake.
posted by Wolfdog 22 September | 13:11
That old saw ("GOD helps those who help themselves") pisses me off to no end, insofar as how the term's taken out of context. Essentially, it means the fella upstairs isn't oblidged to hand you miracles if you're not accountable for your actions. Treat other people like shit, and point fingers elsewhere, the onus is still on you. Every person you snub, step on, or fuck over is akin to personally slapping the boss's face and shitting on his lap. The statement wasn't intended to be a Horatio Algeresque, "get a life, you filthy bum" form of dismissal.
posted by Smart Dalek 22 September | 13:21
I totally agree and thought the post was disgusting. I don't think it's a good idea to assume that the universe has some personal stake in your survival. That was probably the original point of the cliche, not "God helps those who help themselves, so we don't have to and by the way they're lazy bums" which is both incoherent and selfish.
posted by selfnoise 22 September | 13:38
Lara was doing so well until she got to that whole god thing. Too bad.
posted by mischief 22 September | 13:41
I loved that post. I mean, I hated the content, but it was such fun watching people stop to marvel at it.
posted by LeeJay 22 September | 13:48
It was kind of like being on a train and some old bloke's colostomy bag explodes covering a bunch of passengers in shit. You know, kind of sad, horrible and funny all at the same time.
posted by dodgygeezer 22 September | 13:55
I missed that whole thing. Thanks for the catching-up, lenny.
posted by puke & cry 22 September | 15:21
Lara was doing so well until she got to that whole god thing. Too bad.

Lara was doing so well until she got to the [post] button.
posted by kero 22 September | 16:33
One thing I would have liked to add to either the closed blue thread or the closed grey thread is a reply to those who were saying "Get used to it. This is how most of America thinks." That is just not true. The proof is in the enormous outpouring of donations.

I'm sorry Princess Lara has such a poisonous outlook, but her views are NOT the view of most Americans.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy 22 September | 17:10
I grew up poor and busted my ass to not be poor.

On the other hand, I highly approve of the use of split infinitives in that rant.

It also could have spawned an interesting conversation about positive versus negative ideals of liberty. Not that it would have.

Of course the post itself... yeesh.
posted by dreamsign 22 September | 17:42
The Princess needs a clue-by-four upside the head.
posted by deborah 22 September | 18:52
Comedy gold, I tells ya. Also, there is nothing to unite the members of a community like someone that everyone can hate.
posted by dg 22 September | 19:01
It should have been edited down and not deleted IMO. I don't agree with it, but for someone, this was best of the web. Meanwhile, I'm left with the feeling that self linking is now perfectly fine.

There's nothing like a consistent attitude to censorship editing, and this is nothing like a consistent attitude.
posted by seanyboy 22 September | 19:08
Smart Dalek, so are you basically saying that the correct way to parse "GOD helps those who help themselves" is "God helps those who are themselves helpful"? I'd never thought of that before.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 22 September | 19:20
God helps those who score 19 or more with a D20.
posted by seanyboy 22 September | 19:24
"The proof is in the enormous outpouring of donations."

No, not really. If most Americans believed otherwise, the donations would be far, far, far greater.

Denial of the underlying truth of Lara's post is the reason why poverty will never be overcome.
posted by mischief 22 September | 20:54
Once again, mischief comes up with the truth that most people dare not express.
posted by dg 22 September | 21:32
Well, dg, I wouldn't express it because I don't see it as remotely true, but hey, that's just me.
posted by teece 22 September | 23:08
God helps those who score 19 or more with a D20.

Except against wraiths, when you need the 20 au naturel. At least at my level.
posted by dreamsign 22 September | 23:26
What teece is saying is that instead of individuals taking the initiative to do something for themselves, they should wait around for the Compassionate Cavalry to gallop over the hill and rescue them.

How many more generations will pass before you guys get around to ordering the horses?
posted by mischief 22 September | 23:29
That's actually not what I'm saying at all, mischief. Even a little bit.
posted by teece 22 September | 23:34
Really? Then how are you advising the impoverished concerning their financial status?
posted by mischief 22 September | 23:55
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