When I was in New York, I saw Conan O'Brien's studio, and apparantly they make everything in the studio smaller (the desk, his chair, etc) to make Conan look more ridiculous. Just wanted to point out that I have a huge crush on both Conan and now on Bear too.

When it's Conan vs bear everyone wins

He's the man. I mean, his parents had the guts and the plain foresight to name him Conan, who is the baddest Cimmerian ever to swear to Crom. A name of destiny.

How big's the bear?

An unpromising subject you would think, but god that's funny.

Mister Bear bops technology in the nose.

That's what I remember from my punk rock days.

Conan ain't got a chance.

This one's my personal favorite.