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15 September 2005

Does this have something to do with a bedpost?
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 20:30
I'm really not at liberty to say.
posted by jonmc 15 September | 20:32
For no particular reason other than jonmc has a huge crush:

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posted by iconomy 15 September | 21:26
Oh, ico, i could have done without seeing those again.
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 21:30
Rachel, darling, let me help you with that spoon...

mudpuppie, back off, rachel-hater!
posted by jonmc 15 September | 21:31
Fuck you too, jon. Rachael Ray could neither write nor cook her way out of one of those little bags the bodega gives you for your beer. She is fake from top to bottom.

(Except the real boobs are probably real. But that tan? Never!)
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 21:34
Awww, but she's just sooo cuuute. I see that face and that perky smile and I just want a long make-out session followed by cookies.
posted by jonmc 15 September | 21:46
Well, yeah, me too.

But still, she's annoying.
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 21:49
she is pretty damn annoying, but I've been a big fan of those pictures for quite a while. Too bad she's plumped up though.
posted by puke & cry 15 September | 21:51
Her cooking show is annoying, I'll admit, om the $40 a Day show, she oozes cahrm from every orifice.

Mmmm, rachel orificies..

/slaps self
posted by jonmc 15 September | 21:52
Calm?

Are you fucking kidding?

Someone who talks so much with her hands (and her dimples, and her hands pointing to her dimples) cannot POSSIBLY ooze calm.
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 21:54
not calm, charm. My keyboard is drunk.

And I love those dimples. I wanna kiss them.

yes, I'm a dork
posted by jonmc 15 September | 21:56
Ah, charm.

*reconsiders*
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 21:58
My name is mischief, and I am a Rachel fan.
posted by mischief 15 September | 22:03
Testify, Brother Mischief, testify! One true girl-next-door trumps a million femme fatales or hep chicks.
posted by jonmc 15 September | 22:04
I had NO IDEA there pictures like this of Rachel.

Excuse me, I need a few minutes alone...
posted by kamikazegopher 15 September | 22:06
Those pictures make clear that niether her cooking nor her writing is really the issue. More's the pity.
posted by omiewise 15 September | 22:25
Why do I feel someone needs to do a nutritional intervention on jonmc?
posted by bunnyfire 15 September | 22:38
*vomits pea soup on bunnyfire* ;>
posted by jonmc 15 September | 22:40
I discovered Rachel during my last period of convalescence. Every time she loaded up her arms with ingredients, I would wish she would drop something just so she would bend over.

] That's a lot of 'would' for one sentence. [
posted by mischief 15 September | 22:50
Careful, heart patient. Careful.
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 23:00
The cardiac wing of St. Josephs doesn't offer much choice on the TV.
posted by mischief 15 September | 23:05
There's obviously a reason they don't offer Rachael Ray.
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 23:07
that's where i found RR
posted by mischief 15 September | 23:10
Hmm. Sounds like a malpractice suit, no?
posted by mudpuppie 15 September | 23:12
Well, they did save my life. Yet, they still refuse to excommunicate me.
posted by mischief 15 September | 23:21
It's all about the Giada.
posted by ufez 16 September | 01:29
"Hello, I'm Rachael Ray. I cook. I have foodgasms every single time I put any food in my mouth. Honestly, everything tastes so gosh darn good! I'm cute, too, aren't I? Look at this photo of me taking a bath in my kitchen sink, and pretend that the soap suds on my chin are ejaculate. Fun!! Pretend that it's not chocolate on the spoon I'm licking...it's YOU!"

"Oh hi, I'm Alicia Keys. Please take me seriously as an artist. But while you do, please enjoy these shots of my cleavage and my thinly-veiled crotch, ok?"

"Hey there, I'm Sheryl Crow, and while I used to want to be taken seriously as an artist, now I'm approaching middle age, but since my ass is still really high and tight, won't you please enjoy these photographs of it? See how good I still look in a bikini? I work out!"
posted by iconomy 16 September | 07:36
MeeeeOooow!
posted by peacay 16 September | 07:59
Haha...I know. Totally.
posted by iconomy 16 September | 08:03
*innocent look*
I was referring to the photos.
*nonchalant whistling*
posted by peacay 16 September | 08:42
Haha. I never see these people you guys are talking about. (But don't feel too happy for me - I live in Greece, where every other girl on the street looks like a drop-dead-gorgeous fashion model... well, in Thessaloniki, at least. Hiss.)
posted by taz 16 September | 08:47
Jealousy becomes you, ladies ;>
posted by jonmc 16 September | 09:45
NTM, I just wanted to talk about Lonnie Donegan, ico's the one who put the Rachel pictures up, god bless her.

BTW, did anyone actually download the song?
posted by jonmc 16 September | 09:52
Jealous? Not so much, really. Part of my husband's job requires him him to place and tape body mics under clothing of beautiful actresses. ...And when they clear the set for those hot nude scenes? He's one of the few crew members who are required to remain. Plus, he's teh hot. If I were actually a jealous person, I would have a miserable, miserable existence. (and so would he!)
posted by taz 16 September | 09:59
er. sorry, jon-o! Missed your last comment before I posted.
posted by taz 16 September | 10:00
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posted by iconomy 16 September | 10:26
Mmmm, pie.
posted by jonmc 16 September | 10:27
*getting dizzy*
Must....look..away......NOOOOOOOOO! Booby hypnotics.
posted by peacay 16 September | 10:56
ha!
posted by taz 16 September | 11:05
Odd thing about Rachel (and Alyson Hannigan, too, come to think of it) is that while they're both very sexy, my fantasies about them aren't kinky like the parodies ico posted, but sappily romantic, like picking flowers for them or going on a date to a drive-in movie. In Rachel's case this would be especially appropriate since she probably knows which drive-ins have the best snack bars.
posted by jonmc 16 September | 11:09
Aw that's sweet jon. Do you see a resemblence between those two? I definitely do. They have similar mouths, smiles, eyes and face shapes.
posted by iconomy 16 September | 11:17
Well, yeah, they're world class pretty, both of them, but they don't seem unapproachable. They seem like they'd actually talk to me if I met them in a bar, whereas most pretty female celebrities don't give off that vibe. For all I know, this may be carefully constructed personae tailored to appeal to guys like me. And if it is, it succeeded nicely.
posted by jonmc 16 September | 11:20
"Kind eyes" is how I'd put it jon. I have to confess, I didn't d/l the music and only came into the thread because I saw the pictures iconomy posted -- not avoiding music so much as, you know, the random linky clicking thing.

Although I don't always agree with your tastes in women (that I've seen, anyway), I definitely agree on Rachel (and I've never seen her outside of MeChat), AlySIN (not all our fantasies need be pure ;-) and Salma. But I applaud many varieties of beauty and am glad that tastes crossover and diverge, or we'd all be on the sidelines watching Clooney clean-up.
posted by peacay 16 September | 11:45
I confess: I'm a fan of Rachel, much to my surprise. It's a weird love-hate thing -- I hate her TV personna, but I've found her to be much calmer and very down to earth in interviews and non-show clips I've seen of her.

Regarding "30 Minute Meals," did anyone watch the "Next Food Network Star" reality series? Rachel takes the contestant through the paces of her show, and everything about it is scripted -- including that armload of ingredients thing. She came off as very professional, very self-aware and very genuine.

Furthermore,
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*drools*
posted by me3dia 16 September | 12:18
would it be perverted if I made out with my PC screen for a while?
posted by jonmc 16 September | 12:20
Perverted? No. Unsatisfying, yes.
posted by me3dia 16 September | 12:38
Not to mention, it'll make your lips dusty.
posted by jonmc 16 September | 12:39
Also, I can quite easily imagine Rachel describing sex the same way she does food- "Look at this penis! Isn't it just so plump & juicy?"

/slaps self
posted by jonmc 16 September | 12:43
Why slap yourself? From what I can tell, it seems that you are just doing what they set you up to do. How could you have any control over that?
posted by taz 16 September | 12:51
(I'm just attempting to maintain some illusion of decorum for the lady readers)
posted by jonmc 16 September | 12:55
.
posted by taz 16 September | 13:13
I always wondered how Jamie Oliver would be in bed. Would he talk like he does on his cooking show? "Now let's just slap it on the old gas...."
posted by matildaben 16 September | 20:59
I always wondered how Jamie Oliver would be in bed.


Better than Emeril's "BAM!", I'm willing to bet. ;)
posted by PsychoKitty 17 September | 00:31
If forced to sleep with a famous chef I'd pick that guy. You know...that guy?

Oh geez, someone told me his name in another thread and I've forgotten it again. He's a hot Asian guy in his 40s.
posted by iconomy 17 September | 11:24
OMFG AWPWH0RE CAMPER!!1! || Somebody come talk.

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