We took a off-the-rack gamer’s PC case and modified it by installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience. We decided a lube dispenser would be crucial, as would a supply of Kleenex and a handy place to toss them. Plus it would be nice to have a place to hold beverages, and a stash of jerk-off magazines or porn DVDs. Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss is sneaking up on them, we decided to add a rear-view mirror, so you won’t get caught with your pants down

It's instances like this that really make my question my belief in God and the hereafter. Then I remember I don't have any belief and I realize why.

This PC casemod, it vibrates?

That. Is. So. Gross.

(Says the nerd who was once caught sleeping with an IBM Model-M keyboard cuddled in his arms like a stuffed toy.)

What, no ordering info?

Terrible ergonomics. Either I sit the tower on the floor so that I have to kneel (and probably stoop over as well) or I set it on my desk and have to stand up. I hope this is a joke, because it is a very poor design.