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14 September 2005

I am a Synthetic Positronic Entity.. →[More:]
...Calibrated for Killing, Learning and Efficient Troubleshooting. You?

post by: Specklet at: 13:32 | 19 comments

L.O.Q.U.A.C.I.O.U.S.: Lifelike Operational Quadruplet Used for Accurate Calculation, Immediate Observation and Ultimate Sabotage

posted by loquacious 14 September | 13:35

General Artificial Soldier Programmed for Observation and Dangerous Exploration

I don't want to be a general soldier!

Let's see what I can do...

Gamma-Ray Activated Sentinal Programmed for Optics and Detonating Explosives.

Much better.

posted by gaspode 14 September | 13:41

S.A.F.E.T.Y.F.O.R.K.: Synthetic Artificial Facsimile Engineered for Thorough Yelling, Forbidden Observation and Rational Killing.

Ooohhh....this one's even better:
Journeying Electronic Rational Exploration Lifeform.

posted by safetyfork 14 September | 13:58

S.M.A.R.T. D.A.L.E.K.:

~~Synthetic Mechanical Android Responsible for Thorough Destruction, Accurate Learning and Efficient Killing~~

Snarking Mobile Armored Relay with Timely Distraction, Alcohol Loadbearing and Effervescent Karma

posted by Smart Dalek 14 September | 14:01

"Mechanical Unit Designed for Potential Utility, Productive Peacekeeping and Immediate Exploration."

That's the story of my life: Potential utility.

posted by mudpuppie 14 September | 14:11

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posted by mcgraw 14 September | 14:31

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posted by dodgygeezer 14 September | 14:34

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posted by Hugh Janus 14 September | 14:42

Journeying Operational Nocturnal Mathematics Construct.

posted by jonmc 14 September | 15:26

Sexy Paragon of Ethanol Consumption Keen on Learning Edible Truffles

Hmm. These are surpisingly hard to do yourself and have them make any sense.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 15:42

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posted by mcgraw 14 September | 16:24

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posted by mcgraw 14 September | 16:26

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posted by mcgraw 14 September | 16:27

M.U.D.D.G.I.R.L.: Mechanical Unit Designed for Destruction, Galactic Infiltration and Rational Learning

posted by muddgirl 14 September | 16:34

B.O.R.I.N.G = Biomechanical Organism Responsible for Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification

Whoo hoo, baby. I need that on a business card.

posted by BoringPostcards 14 September | 16:35

well, a girl once knew might have described me as:

Damnable Reverse-Engineered Algorithm-Mapping Sophomoric Irritant -- Good for Nothing.

posted by dreamsign 14 September | 18:18

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Woohoo! Lemme at 'em!

posted by deborah 14 September | 18:25

ALUMSHUBBY: Artificial Lifelike Unit Manufactured for Scientific Harm, Ultimate Battle and Basic Yelling

Yes, that's about right.

posted by alumshubby 15 September | 12:37

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