No questions. Just tell him he's so fine he blows my mind.

They let Mickey Roarke into Disneyworld?

What exactly do the buttons on your shorts fasten?

So. Is Goofy a cow or a horse?

Ask him if this that I overheard is true:

Person one: Do you know why Micky left Minnie?

Person two: No, why?

Person one: Because she was fucking goofy.

Ask him if this that I overheard is true:

In the 1950's, when Disney was preparing to break away from MGM studios, Uncle Walt was showing some bigwigs around the Disney Studios lot. They encountered a number of animated characters in the process, including several old timers from the early features, who shook hands with the visiting VIPS and signed autographs.

It was at this point that they encountered Horace Horsecollar, who used to sing and dance with Clarabelle Cow. Horace was leaning against a fence, with one anthropomorphic hand jammed into his black-and-white overalls. Walt furrowed his brow and curtly demanded what Horace was doing; Horace shrugged and replied that he was enjoying little break. Witnesses to the incident claim Walt became livid with rage and promptly (and quite loudly) announced that Horace was fired and called for security to escort the character off the grounds. Horace demanded to know why this sudden termination was in effect. Walt responded by claiming Horace had known the rules concerning Disney Studios policy and had violated them with the contents of his pockets.

As the guards gradded Horace, and began dragging him away, Horace was said to exclaim, "But it's just a little grass!"

Ha! I shall ask away. And if I run into Alice's White Rabbit, I'm totally getting him to give you all a shout-out.

I've heard taz's joke Bowdlerized by simply dropping the obvious word. It's very funny, but surreal, that way.