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28 August 2005

Nerd, geek or dork? I'm a nerd, fwiw....

Be nice, it's my first post here.
Pure Nerd - 56 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 34% Dork
posted by seanyboy 28 August | 18:20
me too: Pure Nerd - 60 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 26% Dork

posted by amberglow 28 August | 18:27
Cool find. 31% nerd, then geek and dork.
posted by Chimp 28 August | 18:30
Modern, Cool Nerd
82 % Nerd, 60% Geek, 43% Dork
posted by agropyron 28 August | 18:30
Joe Normal
39 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 30% Dork
posted by dodgygeezer 28 August | 18:33
Joe Normal,
43% Nerd, 47% Geek, 47% Geek

I label myself as a geek.
posted by WolfDaddy 28 August | 18:38
Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 39% Dork
This does not surprise me somehow.
posted by mygothlaundry 28 August | 18:39
Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 39% Dork

Well that's boring.
posted by selfnoise 28 August | 18:40
hehe, I'm almost like seanyboy:
Pure Nerd
56 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 21% Dork
posted by dabitch 28 August | 18:40
Welcome, bunnyfire, I'm a Pure Nerd.
posted by puddinghead 28 August | 18:40
Modern, Cool Nerd
56 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 43% Dork

We should form a club.
posted by puke & cry 28 August | 18:50
Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 47% Dork

I labeled myself a geek because I write software.
posted by matildaben 28 August | 18:51
Joe Normal
34 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 39% Dork

Gee, whatta surprise.
posted by jonmc 28 August | 18:59
Modern Cool Nerd

60 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 17% Dork

I thought I'd be a geek.
P&C, agropyron: my peeps.
posted by gaspode 28 August | 18:59
(Oh, and I rate as Faith on the Buffy test, featuring 90% amorality. Woah!)
posted by gaspode 28 August | 19:05
Pure nerd
70% nerd
4% geek
40% dork

I scored more than 0% of all other ppl geekwise. Woot.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 28 August | 19:12
Oh my god! It's full of nerds!

I answered the test as Phillip Marlow and got Pure Nerd: 65N : 21G : 34D
posted by warbaby 28 August | 19:14
BTW, did I tell you about my summer vacation?
posted by warbaby 28 August | 19:15
selfnoise, wolfdaddy...wanna beat up these nerds and geeks and steal their lunches?
posted by jonmc 28 August | 19:21
I'd rather pants 'em. Or tape their buns together.
posted by WolfDaddy 28 August | 19:38
I call the girls. The boys you can handle.
posted by jonmc 28 August | 19:44
Deal, buddy. Punch it in!
posted by WolfDaddy 28 August | 19:47
*punches*

Here we come:
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by jonmc 28 August | 19:49
Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 17% Dork
posted by mr_crash_davis 28 August | 19:56
78% Nerd, 56% Geek, 47% Dork

You scored higher than 88% on nerdiness, You scored higher than 69% on geekosity, You scored higher than 83% on dork points

Go figure. I didn't need an easily manipulated test to tell me that. ;)
posted by loquacious 28 August | 20:04
You scored better than half in Nerd and Dork, earning you the coveted title of: Tri-Lamb

A nerdy dork. Sounds about right.
posted by LeeJay 28 August | 20:05
And bring it on, jonmc. I also answered "above average" on athletic ability. I'm an energetic and fairly large, wooly mammal who is unafraid of violence. I have legs and arms like tree trunks and calf muscles like basketballs. Must be all that biking and skateboarding.

Yeah, I'd get picked on in school, right up until the point I got tired of it and knocked some common sense into the bully's head, then I got left alone. I've been told that I'm a good teacher. boot to the head
posted by loquacious 28 August | 20:09
Modern, "Cool" nerd.

And I have never been more excited.

The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!
posted by Quartermass 28 August | 20:27
Awww, lo, I just wanna pants you to teach you a thing or two ;-)
posted by WolfDaddy 28 August | 20:37
Who says I need to be schooled? :)
posted by loquacious 28 August | 20:47
60 questions? I got through 20. Pure slacker.
posted by danostuporstar 28 August | 21:01
boot to the head

I have an abnormally thick skull.
posted by jonmc 28 August | 21:30
Pure Nerd
78% Nerd, 39% Geek, 21% Dork

I'm not really surprised.
posted by interrobang 28 August | 21:43
Pure Nerd here, too: 65% Nerd, 39% Geek, 39% Dork

I thought I was a geek, but apparently didn't know the actual meaning of the word.
posted by Absit Invidia 28 August | 22:08
I dare you to come after me, Jon. I'm the kind of nerd that has ways of turning men into jelly.
posted by matildaben 28 August | 22:24
I have an abnormally thick skull.

And pajamas.
posted by loquacious 28 August | 22:31
You wouldn't like my lunch, jon. Way too healthy.
posted by gaspode 28 August | 22:50
56% Nerd, 26% Geek, 30% Dork

I tried to go back and answer them so that they'd all be equal, and it said I was a Geek. Undeterred, I tried again and was labeled a Loser. It currently has me locked out, but I should be back in within the hour.
posted by Feisty 28 August | 22:54
Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 13% Dork

Likewise, not surprised.
posted by yhbc 28 August | 23:09
"boot to the head"

And another one for Jennie and the wimp.
posted by mr_crash_davis 28 August | 23:43
Pure Nerd
65 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 21% Dork
posted by Penks 29 August | 00:06
I'm apparently a pure nerd, but still managed to score 83% on the dork scale.

I'm not sure I like that.
posted by mudpuppie 29 August | 00:19
Pure Nerd

60% Nerd, 21% Geek, 13% Dork

So, where the other 6%? I hate it when these tests use percentages this way. Why not just use scale rankings instead?
posted by taz 29 August | 01:04
nerd.
posted by puke & cry 29 August | 01:08
Tri-Lamb Material
56 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 60% Dork.

Is that good?
posted by dg 29 August | 01:32
Am I the only Pure Dork here?
47 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 56% Dork

a few more points in Nerd, and I coulda been a Tri-Lamb.
posted by wendell 29 August | 01:39
I win!

91% Nerd, 39% Geek, 39% Dork

Beat THAT, nerdy wannabes.
posted by cali 29 August | 01:54
Tri-Lamb Material
56 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 60% Dork.

Is that good?


I don't know but I'm one too. I say we find a few more of our kind, form some sort of organization, put on a nerdrock concert and win over the hearts of the jocks with our plucky dork spirit.
posted by LeeJay 29 August | 01:55
I win!

91% Nerd, 39% Geek, 39% Dork

Beat THAT, nerdy wannabes.


NERDS!
posted by LeeJay 29 August | 01:58
cali, on the moon, nerds have their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks!
posted by WolfDaddy 29 August | 02:09
I think us nerds should gang together and exact some kind of revenge on the Joe Publics. With hilarious consequences and scenes of a sexual nature.
posted by seanyboy 29 August | 04:12
Pure Nerd
56% Nerd, 34% Geek, 13% Dork


As I was preparing to refute this, I realized that I spent the better part of the afternoon with Ms. Uber-Nerd herself.
posted by Frisbee Girl 29 August | 05:03
You have a clone!? K-rad! Or was that just a euphamism for talking to yourself?
posted by loquacious 29 August | 06:24
Pure Nerd: 73 % Nerd, 47% Geek, 13% Dork.
posted by safetyfork 29 August | 06:45
Yo, loq, I so know you're not talking to me in that post. 'Cause I'll have to kick your ass. Repeatedly. In a purely nerd-like, but oh-so-very thorough manner, of course.

Kisses!

Nice to see you are amongst the fold, safetyfork.
posted by Frisbee Girl 29 August | 07:39
Pure Nerd
86 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 34% Dork
posted by moonbird 29 August | 08:22
Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 17% Dork

Not at all surprised by this. I am aware of my extreme nerdosity and often find myself indulging in nerdile pursuits.
posted by grapefruitmoon 29 August | 08:28
Modern, Cool Nerd
65 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 17% Dork
posted by bdave 29 August | 10:18
I'm restricted from going to that site by my mommy (or my company's proxy server, take your pick). That makes me so much more of a nerd than any of you, it hurts.

But since my mommy won't let me come out and play, I'm safe from the bully contingent. Neener-neener.

Just don't egg my house; I'll tell my daddy and he's got a tranquilizer gun. You'll go down. He's a dogcatcher or something.
posted by Hugh Janus 29 August | 11:08
Joe Normal
43% 47% 18%

Labeled myself a geek.

My fiancee will be disappointed. She thought she was marrying a geek.
posted by papercake 29 August | 11:19
Pure nerd.
I thought I was a geek.
posted by Specklet 29 August | 13:58
Aardvark.
posted by Aardvark Lenny 29 August | 14:27
Outcast Genius
86 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 52% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!
*************************

Hmm. If only they hadn't misspelled "occasion".
posted by gramschmidt 29 August | 14:44
Pure Nerd
65 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 39% Dork
posted by deborah 29 August | 15:57
Pure Nerd
60 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 26% Dork
posted by mcgraw 29 August | 16:29
Soy un Modern cool Nerd...
posted by Schyler523 29 August | 16:44
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