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Major league pneumatic nailgun in the hands of my pissed off menopausal best (woman) friend!!! That, my dears, is some scary scary shit. I've seen it. You don't want to know.
Not that she's sitting on my desk with the aforementioned nail gun or anything, it was the Dangerous Things thought that got me... I once hurt myself badly with a Pez dispenser and I get emotional. Excuse me...
Um, I actually have a red Swingline stapler, and woe to he who purloins it from my desk, because when I find him with it I smack it upside his head and that sucker is heavy.
Major league pneumatic nailgun in the hands of my pissed off menopausal best (woman) friend!!! That, my dears, is some scary scary shit. I've seen it. You don't want to know
Bah - we used to have fights with those back in my previous life as a boat-builder. Well, until that time that things went badly wrong, anyway. But that's another story for another time.