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23 August 2005

Staple gun! [More:]Staple gun!
workplace accidents!
posted by amberglow 23 August | 22:21
Staple remover!
posted by me3dia 23 August | 22:23
Magnetic paperclip holder!
posted by LeeJay 23 August | 22:25
tape dispenser! →[More:]tape dispenser!
posted by iconomy 23 August | 22:27
You people are just impatient of kenko is a kenko. ;-)
posted by Cryptical Envelopment 23 August | 22:27
Pez dispenser!
posted by matteo 23 August | 22:35
Sickeningly sweet cubicle decoration featuring a cat!
posted by LeeJay 23 August | 22:40
Electric stapler!
posted by sisterhavana 23 August | 22:41
Staple rail gun!
posted by selfnoise 23 August | 22:48
Urine-soaked bread!
posted by dobbs 23 August | 22:52
dobbs wins!
posted by amberglow 23 August | 22:56
one of these things is not like the others...
posted by wendell 23 August | 23:37
Rusty rake!
posted by Smart Dalek 23 August | 23:45
No, no, wait! I've got it!! Ready????

Major league pneumatic nailgun in the hands of my pissed off menopausal best (woman) friend!!! That, my dears, is some scary scary shit. I've seen it. You don't want to know.
posted by puddinghead 24 August | 00:24
Not that she's sitting on my desk with the aforementioned nail gun or anything, it was the Dangerous Things thought that got me... I once hurt myself badly with a Pez dispenser and I get emotional. Excuse me...
posted by puddinghead 24 August | 00:31
Um, I actually have a red Swingline stapler, and woe to he who purloins it from my desk, because when I find him with it I smack it upside his head and that sucker is heavy.
posted by Specklet 24 August | 12:14
Specklet, no one here on the West Coast knows what being smacked upside the head is.

So I show them.
posted by puddinghead 24 August | 15:00
Raaaah!

Awesome, puddin'.
posted by Specklet 24 August | 15:20
Major league pneumatic nailgun in the hands of my pissed off menopausal best (woman) friend!!! That, my dears, is some scary scary shit. I've seen it. You don't want to know
Bah - we used to have fights with those back in my previous life as a boat-builder. Well, until that time that things went badly wrong, anyway. But that's another story for another time.
posted by dg 25 August | 08:12
A tongue twister for you || Saltacol

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