And the chorus asks: "How come you're so wrong, my sweet neo con?"

Well at least he's got the right message.

And it's better than another song comparing chicks to cars.

But 62-year-old Sir Mick Jagger refuses to let the years, or his reputed £180 million fortune, get in the way of taking on the politically fashionable role of Bush-basher and scourge of the American Right.

Sir Mick's rediscovered bleeding heart liberalism is unlikely to hurt his bank balance.

I can't tell if this guy's simply taking the piss out of the glamorous rock star, or seriously implying that one can't be at once ultra-rich and opposed to the Bush/neo-con agenda without being a stone hypocrite.

In any event, I applaud Mick for speaking his mind, and I certainly support his message (though I have a sneaking suspicion the song, as music, will be unlistenable garbage).

And at the bottom of the page is yet another reason to hate Coldplay:

The release of the lyrics from the new album came as it emerged that Coldplay's lead singer, Chris Martin, has turned down Tony Blair's invitation to meet him in Downing Street for fear it would damage his image. "I'm not going to go," said Martin, "I really like Tony Blair. He's interested in the same things as I am - he plays the guitar and he always gives the impression of doing what he can to help. But I don't particularly want to be photographed with him at the moment."

So not only does he like Blair (because he plays guitar? WTF?), he's a hypocrite as well. Charming.

Have I mentioned I don't like Coldplay?