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30 July 2005

A guide to The Aristocrats

post by: kenko at: 23:19 | 12 comments

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 30 July | 23:23

I am going to take Mr. Puddinghead to see this without telling him what it's about. I can't wait.

posted by puddinghead 30 July | 23:25

best joke ever told. was it Gilbert Gotfried that did it on that Comedy Central roast?

posted by amberglow 30 July | 23:39

Cow’s, penetrated by unidentified person’s fist
Daughter’s, penetrated by father’s fist
Daughter’s, penetrated by grandfather
Dog’s, finger inserted into by daughter
Dog’s, penetrated by grandfather
Dog’s, penetrated by son
Father’s and son’s, alternately licked by daughter
Father’s, used to play bagpipes
Father’s, used to catch ping-pong balls
Grandmother’s, penetrated by son
Mother’s, penetrated by son
Mother’s, penetrated by father
Mother’s, penetrated by son
Son’s, penetrated by father

The misuse of apostrophes actually offends me a lot more than the joke itself.

posted by interrobang 30 July | 23:54

Interro, how else would you make a list of the various people's anuses and their manner of penetration? Anus, son's, penetrated by father—what's the apostrophe mistake?

posted by kenko 31 July | 00:06

Ahh, you're right. I really need to quit my job.

*embarassed*

posted by interrobang 31 July | 00:14

interrobang's, penetrated by kenko

posted by taz 31 July | 01:59

it's funny cuz it's true
*weeps*
*sleeps*

posted by ethylene 31 July | 02:01

I'm been salivating over this since the southpark scene was being passed around. sweet.

posted by puke & cry 31 July | 02:20

and Cryptical Envelopment, that radar link is pay-only.

posted by puke & cry 31 July | 02:23

Just got back from seeing it. It's the most vile, loathsome, filthy, 30-inch thorny cock of Satan I've ever had forced down my throat -- and I loved every shit-dripping minute of it! It's totally brilliant and weirdly, wonderfully joyous. The swollen clitoris of Liza Minnelli is possibly my favorite variation, though the bit where Andy Richter tells his own toddler is pretty sublime as well. Motherfucking, cocksucking great.

posted by scody 31 July | 04:10

This isn't the movie with the white Persian cat and her kittens who get rescued by the beatnik cat and then they have a wild evening of jazz on the rooftops of Paris, is it? Thought not.

posted by mygothlaundry 31 July | 09:49

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