omg: "HOW CAN I GET THE SUCTION BROKE WHEN THE CONTACT IS STUCK TO EYE".

Well, here's the answer to the 10th question. (Mudder=Murder)

The answer to the 15th one is a resounding NO! But see this for real nightmare-inducing-not-for-the-squeamish
yeeearghness. (arachnophobes beware)

I think I've finally found my email signature:

"I don't know whaether to believe it or notbecause this town lies a lot. thanks. "

"if anyone understands what im saying please e-mail me at this e-mail adress.

does anyone here bilieve that there are aliens in other planets? who really made us is there really a god? im not saying there isnt but who made god? seriously please answer back at me "

I especially love the ones where they've clearly been arguing with their spouses.

My fave:

can you tell me how i would analyze the effect each statistic has on the world.

Sounds to me like a High School maths project gone horribly wrong.

Worst of the web.

most of these are obviously stupid, but some are actually interesting, or at least coherent - "Does the color pink really make a person feel weaker?"

These made me laugh.

dhruva, that's so fuckin' scary!

Some actually sound like ULs, which is supposedly what snopes's site is all about. It's been a long time since I've been in contact with Barbara, or for that matter been on afu.

There's a lot of noise on afu, as there is everywhere on USENET these days, but if you're interested in urban folklore you can usually find new sightings posted to afu on a regular basis. It's a very reliable, very intelligent and witty crowd (the "hats"), moreso than mefi.