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20 July 2005

Press Any Key. When your computer asks you to press any key, what key do you press?

post by: dodgygeezer at: 18:30 | 52 comments

space

posted by ethylene 20 July | 18:32

bar

posted by ethylene 20 July | 18:32

Shift Key

posted by seanyboy 20 July | 18:46

you call that a shift?
i call it a jumper

posted by ethylene 20 July | 18:47

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posted by seanyboy 20 July | 18:49

Call that a Jumper - I call it a t-Shirt.
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posted by seanyboy 20 July | 18:50

any key. duh.

posted by mudpuppie 20 July | 18:55

call that a tshirt? i call it what i pull on to hide my bubees.

posted by ethylene 20 July | 18:58

When your computer asks you to press any key, what key do you press?

It's questions like that that made me leave tech support.

posted by Smart Dalek 20 July | 19:03

but my drive is so scuzzy i don't want to touch it
what do i do now?

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:12

clean install? ok...

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:19

spacebar

spaceboy

posted by gaspode 20 July | 19:23

it is so meh o'clock

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:27

oh word, ethylene. i can't think of any o'clock more meh than right now.

posted by gaspode 20 July | 19:30

you grab the space, i'll garb the bar
link us up a postal route
to enter
i'll pick up the tab
F4 ye
i have the control but you have the option
unless i haven't hit clear
'k?

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:34

actually, i think anyone who wants to start a chat thread is fine and i really should find that askme question on how to clean my keyboard
*sees coffee stains*
*horror*

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:36

Usually the spacebar.

But more importantly, is this not the hottest girl ever(NSFW)?

posted by jonmc 20 July | 19:37

if she's the Prettiest Girl Of All Time
you make me so glad most of my pics are off the internet
*notes his ip info, adds him to list*

posted by ethylene 20 July | 19:39

Ethyl, dear, you're both pretty.

posted by warbaby 20 July | 21:02

ethel is a blog
alice is a goon
i'm 'orribly deformed
and don't let anyone tell you different

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:18

warbaby, that girl in my link is proof that there is a God and that he loves us.

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:19

actually she called and told me:

"Thou shall not ogle her boobs for too long or death rays will shoot out her nipples."

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:23

but what a way to go...

ethylene, don't be so insecure. I'm a homely guy and I don't get all agida seeing billboards of Brad Pitt and Calvin Klien models.

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:24

who said i was insecure?
i think she's hot
just not the PGOAT
it's a DFW reference

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:28

i like saying pgoat
and?

"presumption is consumption"

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:29

jonmc: No.

posted by kenko 20 July | 21:30

well, you seemed all agitated.

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:30

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:31

"kenko loves jonmc
kenko loves jonmc..."

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:36

and I've read DFW, too. He autographed my army fatigue jacket right under the sharpie'd metallica logo and Newstead & Ulrich's signatures. Wallace wrote "David Foster Wallace, on zither." since then the jackets been siggned by Tom Perotta, Douglas Coupland, Kinky Freidman, Ratso Sloman, and Chinga Chavin. Once it has Chuck Klosterman, Jim Goad and Richard Price sign it, it will be perfect. It's already the coolest jacket in the world.

(I'd add Paul Westerberg to the list, but this signature that aine42 got for me after a show in milwaukee is cool enough)

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:38

wow

can i touch you?

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:39

where?

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:44

the most recently cleaned part

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:46

heheheheh

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:49

here, have a dollar
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whore

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:54

I'm not that cheap, darling.

posted by jonmc 20 July | 21:54

i was looking for a goat but the cats dig me
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slut

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:58

wave for the queen mum
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is it a coincidence that the south park with babs is on that the same time as "Hello Dolly"?

posted by ethylene 20 July | 21:59

you can blame the huffy me3dia for these
i want my iconorocks
i'm jonesing
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posted by ethylene 20 July | 22:02

look, space for dodgytaz in the open oval!

posted by ethylene 20 July | 22:02

oh, all right.

*puts on silk teddy*

posted by jonmc 20 July | 22:13

the front door key

posted by peacay 21 July | 00:56

Mr. Puddinghead met the Queen (of England). Swear.

posted by puddinghead 21 July | 01:35

Shit, man, that is a hell of a jacket.

posted by ITheCosmos 21 July | 07:53

Space bar. And she's very pretty, jonmc. Boobs are a little big, tho'.

posted by deborah 21 July | 12:08

Boobs are a little big, tho'.

This sentence does not compute. As long as they're natural, boobs can't be too big.

posted by jonmc 21 July | 12:45

Yeah but jon, if a large breasted woman asked you to press any key, which one would you press?

posted by dodgygeezer 21 July | 12:56

press any key

posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:04

Yeah but jon, if a large breasted woman asked you to press any key, which one would you press?

I'd press "D" twice, silly.

posted by jonmc 21 July | 13:08

you don't have to hit it twice, silly

posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:11

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posted by jonmc 21 July | 13:21

that took like a day and ten minutes
*sheesh*

posted by ethylene 21 July | 13:27

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