MetaChat - Where does your name go?

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No, I didn't do all 550 of us! I left some names for the rest of you.

posted by iconomy 14 July | 12:57

Hee: omiewise got the scientology link.

nice one, iconomy.

posted by gaspode 14 July | 13:01

Awesome. Nice work.

posted by omiewise 14 July | 13:05

icon omy

posted by gaspode 14 July | 13:05

Hee: omiewise got the scientology link.

I know...too funny! omiewise's ended up being my favorite so far. And I had no idea that ko.com would end up at Coca Cola - some of the redirects are pretty entertaining. And ethylene wins for best contrast between the two links.

posted by iconomy 14 July | 13:08

arse_hat

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 13:09

Oh, fer fuck's sake, I don't I've ever gotten your name right, CrypticalEnvelopment. Can I please just call you something like Simon?

*shuffles off*

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:11

I'd just like to say how proud I am of my user number.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 July | 13:15

Heh.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:17

iconomy, girl detective
psycho kinda goes with kitty
and speck let--
we need to name this new form of portraiture--
too cool

posted by ethylene 14 July | 13:20

divi ne_wino

posted by Divine_Wino 14 July | 13:29

Back in the day, I had no idea how much having 'Girl' as part of my name would be a porn magnet.

I need a shower now.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:34

I like this Speck better... Weird!

This link-name thing reminds me of finding your porn name. Mine's Corinna Clark.

posted by Specklet 14 July | 13:39

You have attempted to access a restricted site. This restriction is to prevent you from inadvertently bringing offensive/non-business related material into the workplace.

It's that word, "inadvertently," that gets me. I fully intend to bring offensive material into the workplace. What the hell is the internet connection at my desk for?

The lies I live with don't compare to the lies my employer shoves down my throat.

On preview, I'm so glad that's not a Richard Speck link.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 July | 13:44

artful lack of porn really

posted by ethylene 14 July | 13:48

Last night's #metachat group should be officially dubbed the "Unicorn Pornstars". I'll leave it to them to assign individual names. They were on fire, for sure.

Hugh, if you're talking about 'Girl.com', it's a "barely legal" portal page. I'm all about getting one's rocks off and different flavors of titillation, fetish, etc...amongst cognizant and consenting adults, but the 'teen' arena gives me the ibbies.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:49

On the other hand, if the Suicide Girls took over the Girl.com url, I'd be flying my freak flag even higher.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:51

For the Unicorn Pornstars...how to make your own hooves. For all of your unicorn cosplay needs.

posted by iconomy 14 July | 13:54

I'm worried about doing my name while at work. Somebody want to tell me what comes up?

posted by goatdog 14 July | 13:57

goat.com goes to a weird pic that is a link to someone's yahoo email address.

dog.com goes to a dog supply site. Cute puppy at the top.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 13:59

Nada for goatdog.com. The world's your oyster, baby.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 14:00

Hey iconomy:

Unless things have gone drastically wrong, You should now be a quadruped!

posted by Specklet 14 July | 14:03

safety fork.

posted by safetyfork 14 July | 14:05

There goes the neighborhood.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 14:05

Nada for goatdog.com? That's my site! (Which is perfectly work-safe. Honest.)

posted by goatdog 14 July | 14:07

Yum Yum!

posted by puddinghead 14 July | 14:09

If I put the "www" Google claims there's no info available, but if I insist, I can go check it out on my own. Hey, look! There you are!

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 14:11

I suck

posted by Capn 14 July | 14:31

Damn, I got nothing.

posted by tr33hggr 14 July | 14:33

Capn, what are you talking about? Don't be so negative, you offer "superior solutions through better understanding" after all!

Frisbee Girl, the first half is freestylin'.

posted by safetyfork 14 July | 14:37

my goth laundry. Sponsored by Tide.

posted by mygothlaundry 14 July | 14:38

dodgy geezer

the band dodgy, who are the first link, claim to be musical pioneers - they're about as pioneering as the bootleg beatles.

posted by dodgygeezer 14 July | 14:40

tr33hggr, is 33 a placeholder/substition for EE? If so, 33.com is mildly appropriate given the page title and there's always this if I've decoded correctly.

posted by safetyfork 14 July | 14:42

Yeah, safety, I'm way down with the first half! It's the second half that's got a bee in my bonnet.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 14:49

Which half?

posted by Hugh Janus 14 July | 14:59

Hugh, you're a star.

Frisbee Girl

Now pardon me while I freestyle my empowered girl self off to lunch.

posted by Frisbee Girl 14 July | 15:23

I'd link to deborah.com but it redirects you to a porn site. And, uh, no. None of those girls is me.

posted by deborah 14 July | 15:37

Janet Land

posted by JanetLand 14 July | 15:39

mr h.

posted by misteraitch 14 July | 15:44

Hey debo rah, try this. I'm not keen on the latter half, but the debo link is pretty cool.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 July | 15:47

! Would you look at those shoes...

posted by misteraitch 14 July | 15:49

I love that the site for "Fantastic Handcrafted Items Created By Rural Seniors" is called geezer.com.

Now there's some old folks with a sense of humor.

posted by mudpuppie 14 July | 15:49

Damn, mister, you pimpin'.

posted by Hugh Janus 14 July | 15:52

why mister mister

posted by ethylene 14 July | 16:12

Mine goes directly to me(3dia).

posted by me3dia 14 July | 16:15

Well well... Who knew?

posted by papercake 14 July | 16:21

Slightly (but not much) better

posted by Capn 14 July | 16:30

ITheCosmos

I got, uh, some Germans.

posted by ITheCosmos 14 July | 17:18

I get a private system and a fun looking site for an animation producer (anyone need a Jack and Marcel plush?).

Or, if you're so inclined, you can visit a British kite flying photographer and the "best place to party".

posted by Slack-a-gogo 14 July | 17:50

Predictably boring.
More location-specific, but still boring.
Hmmm.
Redirects to a car sales site.
Don't mess with me.
Sort of like shooting fish in a barrel, really.

posted by dg 14 July | 19:14

yhbc (okay, dot-org, dot-uk, but I still think I have most of you beat!)

posted by yhbc 14 July | 20:05

well...a gaming company?

posted by dhruva 14 July | 21:49

Spot on safetyfork! I was taking far too literally.

posted by tr33hggr 15 July | 11:02

14 July 2005