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14 July 2005

Living God's Dream (You're Oprah)

post by: me3dia at: 01:40 | 13 comments

*dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you*

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 02:42

i'm saving my harpo stories for when i wake up

posted by ethylene 14 July | 02:59

i'm saving my horn stories for band-camp

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 03:03

liar
*passes out*

posted by ethylene 14 July | 03:09

don't mess with oprah
seriously
*nite*

posted by ethylene 14 July | 03:16

*Nervously searches the night for O’s ninjas.*

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 03:20

Don't mess with Oprah? But she's such an easy target!

(No, that wasn't a fat joke, damn it.)

posted by loquacious 14 July | 03:26

I prefer the Gotta Have It song:

GOTTA HAVE IT
(GOTTA HAVE A JUICY BURGER) BY KELLY LYNN
VERSE I

WHEN I GET THIS FEELING- DEEP INSIDE
GOTTA HAVE A JUICY BURGER- DAY OR NIGHT
TOMATOES, ONIONS, PICKLES, LETTUCE- PILED HIGH
GOTTA HAVE A JUICY BURGER- DAY OR NIGHT

posted by taz 14 July | 03:29

"But she's such an easy target!"
Like a honey baked ham for Oprah?

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 03:29

It's overused, but in this case nothing else will do: I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

posted by papercake 14 July | 08:26

That's Saint Oprah to you! (Our Lady of the Cathode Rays of Empathy)

posted by amberglow 14 July | 10:00

WHATCHA GONNA GIVE TO JESUS ON HIS BIRTHDAY?
WHATCHA GONNA DO FOR JESUS THIS HOLIDAY?

Maybe if we all chip in we could get him some Tevas or something. I think he'd like that.

posted by jrossi4r 14 July | 13:53

From the guestbook:

hi! kelly ,This is your hairstylist Stephanie I am proud of your work that you are doing keep pressing for the mark and one day you will get there. May God continue to bless and keep you and your daughter. much LOVE. stephanie

posted by mudpuppie 14 July | 16:16

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