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13 July 2005

Cooter says no.

post by: mudpuppie at: 21:17 | 16 comments

"It's one thing to do whatever movie they want to do, but to take a classic family show and do that is like taking "I Love Lucy" and making her a crackhead or something."

That's funny, since when I was little, I always thought that the plot of "I Love Lucy" was that Lucy and Ricky hated each other's fucking guts.

posted by interrobang 13 July | 21:19

fucking A man
don't mess with texas or the general lee

justa good ol' boys never meannin no harmm

posted by ethylene 13 July | 21:25

Cooter was a member of congress!?!?!?

So what did he do? Where is his voting record?

*damn*

Col. Potter for President!

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 July | 21:41

them duke boys is gonna have to grow wings or paray for amiracle to get outta this jam.

/waylon

truth be told I have no interest in seeing this movie anyway, even though casting Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is a stroke of genius. They cast bimbonic wonder Jessica Simpson as ddaisy Duke. this is just wrong. Catherine bach (along with Lynda Carter) is one of the women who made me realize I was heterosexual. Jessica is just another dimwit silicon enhance bimbo with a bleached anus (I'll bet).

posted by jonmc 13 July | 21:54

another wonder woman fetush
you know you wanna bleach your anus

posted by ethylene 13 July | 21:55

That's funny, since when I was little, I always thought that the plot of "I Love Lucy" was that Lucy and Ricky hated each other's fucking guts.
posted by interrobang 13 July | 21:19

I'll second that. I still have my suspicions.

posted by Frisbee Girl 13 July | 21:55

the keyboard's been drinking

posted by ethylene 13 July | 21:56

it wasn't easy running an empire
give lucy a break
and linus

posted by ethylene 13 July | 21:57

she's a tough old broad forever
people forgot she was pretty because she was funny
you have to pick
still

posted by ethylene 13 July | 21:57

Catherine bach (along with Lynda Carter) is one of the women who made me realize I was heterosexual.

I think maybe we've had this conversation before, but I can say the same.

posted by mudpuppie 13 July | 22:04

the keyboard's been drinking

And it just heard a joke.

*wipes snot off self*

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 13 July | 22:38

Oh Mommy! Oh Daddy!
Can't you see that it's true!
What the Beatles did to me
I Love Lucy did to you!

-The Residents
(Not really relevant but I felt compelled...)

posted by PinkStainlessTail 14 July | 00:10

not a bad compulsion

posted by ethylene 14 July | 00:12

Catherine bach (along with Lynda Carter) is one of the women who made me realize I was heterosexual.

Egads, no. I mean, estrogen is great and all, but let's not choke on it. In WKRP-speak, I always preferred Bailey to Jennifer.

posted by dreamsign 14 July | 01:03

I was so in love with Bailey. I still can't believe she was dumped for Barbra Streisand. Blaaah!

posted by arse_hat 14 July | 01:16

dreamsign, don't compare Daisy Duke and Wonder Woman to Loni Anderson, please. And I always wanted to get freaky deaky with Bailey too. The fact that my role model is Dr. Johnny Fever might have given me a shot.

posted by jonmc 14 July | 09:34

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