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07 July 2005

You decide! wonderchicken : dick or asshole?
quonsar : thread or menace?
ParisParamus : cheesehostess or small ball of fluff?

post by: stavrosthewonderchicken at: 19:42 | 46 comments

wonderchicken: idiot
quonsar: old but nice
parisparamus: entertaining

posted by michelob 07 July | 19:43

1. neither
2. both
3. both
never heard quonsar described as a thread before,though

posted by dg 07 July | 19:44

Stav! You heard my audio shout out!

you're neither a dick nor an asshole. If I had to name you after a body part, you'd be a bile duct.

posted by jonmc 07 July | 19:44

No, I didn't, jon. But it's Friday night tonight, and I will, with beers on.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 07 July | 19:46

wonderchicken: irascible.

quonsar: nice sometimes and sadistic motherfucker other times.

ParisParamus: Spot on when he says there is college freshman mentality on Metafilter regarding America bashing.

posted by mlis 07 July | 19:49

You decide! wonderchicken : dick or asshole?

Are these the only choices? 'Cause I'd vote for curious superfluous nipple.

posted by mudpuppie 07 July | 19:50

*Deliberately spoils ballot in order to show disdain for the system*

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 19:54

wonderchicken: a cock.
quonsar: my idol.
parisparamus: mysterious, complex, erotic.

posted by invitapriore 07 July | 19:56

wonderchicken : I love the way he calls everyone 'son'. It's sexy.

quonsar : He's a big sweetie. He's a big ol' fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear. Not the kind with plushy orifices, tho....ew. I think I may have said this before, and I'm repeating myself...

ParisParamus : Rarely venturing into the political threads, I still have no idea why everyone gets so mad at him. He seems like a nice guy. Ignorance is bliss, eh?

Threat? Menace? Dick?? None of those insult-hurlers is anywhere near as creative or entertaining as naxosaxur. Take a page from her book, guys.

posted by iconomy 07 July | 20:26

*Deliberately spoils ballot in order to show disdain for the system*

Stop playing with quonsar's hanging chad.

posted by LeeJay 07 July | 20:39

quonsar hung Chad?

Does Jeremy know?

posted by jonmc 07 July | 20:40

I'm too sexy for this thread! *preens*

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 07 July | 20:45

Now, now, don't go getting too cocky.

posted by dg 07 July | 20:57

It's odd but if you get too cocky people call you an asshole...

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 20:58

What are three reasons I joined metafilter?

posted by frecklefaerie 07 July | 21:09

/Karnak

posted by amberglow 07 July | 21:10

You Are Correct, Sir!

/playing Ed McMahon to amber's Johnny

posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:11

For everyone's reference I will henseforth only refer to the three MeFites in question as:

stavrosthewondercock

quonsayyouresorry

ParisHiltonParamus

posted by wendell 07 July | 21:39

also...

jonmcmahon

posted by wendell 07 July | 21:41

YESSS!

posted by jonmc 07 July | 21:45

Oh, sure, it's all about YOU. YOU YOU YOU. I never get to be a dickhead or an asshole or a creampie or whatever the fuck.

@$#&!

posted by shane 07 July | 21:46

1.) Delicious with gravy and a biscuit.
2.) Blort, blort, blortity, blort.
3.) We'll always have Paris.

posted by PsychoKitty 07 July | 22:01

shane, you are crowned dick sucking, creampie eating, asshole of the month.

I like it when I can make a dream come true!

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 22:01

We are the botched and the bungled, shane; always in the middle of the pack, never at either end drawing too much undue attention to ourselves.

Tell you what. I'll refer to you as "Shane the Blade" and occasionally drop little hints and warnings about your prediliction for random violence, and you make knowing, only-half-joking references to my oversized manhood.

Hey, don't piss off Shane the Blade, man! You don't even want to know what he did to that guy in Toledo.

posted by yhbc 07 July | 22:03

stavrosthewonderquestion
quonsarnak the great
ParisParamecium

And jonmc has the voice of Christian Slater (after a few whiskeys)! Who'da thunk it.

posted by me3dia 07 July | 22:04

Pffft. Amateurs, the lot of 'em.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 07 July | 22:05

Hey, don't piss off yhbc and his oversized manhood! You don't even want to know what he did to that guy in Toledo.

Does that help? ;)

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 22:10

And jonmc has the voice of Christian Slater (after a few whiskeys)!

and yet, I don't grab random women's asses on the street, because I am pure of heart.

posted by jonmc 07 July | 22:10

And bereft of hand-eye coordination.

(arse_hat: umm, keep working on it, okay?)

posted by yhbc 07 July | 22:16

If I'm to be wondercock, should I put a big red "WC" on my chest?

That might lead to some unfortunate misunderstandings.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 07 July | 22:20

No, he would have to be

DontComeBackShane

and, considering the career arc of Michael Chiclis (or is that Chicklets?), yhbc is now yhbt
(and it IS Clobberin' Time)

also, arse_hat is now hiney_helmet

posted by wendell 07 July | 22:22

wonderchicken: lovable dickhead
quonsar: lovable dickhead
parisparamus: lovable dickhead

posted by Slack-a-gogo 07 July | 22:33

hiney_helmet has a certain authoritarian Germanic feel to it.

posted by arse_hat 07 July | 22:51

What exactly is a "cheesehostess", anyway? Is this a snack food I somehow missed out on?

* taps foot, waits patiently for jonmc to tell me about cheesehostesses and the best places to buy them in NYC *

posted by yhbc 07 July | 22:54

YHBC = You Have a Big Cock?

posted by dg 07 July | 23:07

Okay, it's my own fault; I now see I left out the word "subtle" in regard to the - ahem - "references" in my post above. Apologies to all.

posted by yhbc 07 July | 23:12

Oh, yhbc...I'd say something, but I'm stunned, nay..shocked...some might even say...awed by the wonderousness that is the tent of your trousers. You *are* glad to see me...you big ol' devil, you.

(What? Still not subtle enough?)

posted by PsychoKitty 07 July | 23:25

But which one of the three would make the best Chief Justice?

posted by amberglow 08 July | 00:20

Well, it does sound closest to "cheesehostess" if that is any indication.

posted by dreamsign 08 July | 00:58

wonderchicken : dick or asshole?

Stav, you aint touching either.

posted by dodgygeezer 08 July | 05:38

*cries, but in a metaphorical way*

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 08 July | 05:57

what bought this on?

posted by gsb 08 July | 06:23

I assume one of those words is mispelled. You meant "one," right?

What bought this one?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 10:53

Yeah, it was misspelt, it was supposed to be brought.

Thanks for the correction.

posted by gsb 08 July | 11:39

If I'm to be wondercock, should I put a big red "WC" on my chest?

Haven't you heard? yhbc is already "wondercock." The man is HUGE. So the women tell me.

posted by shane 08 July | 11:48

I was just fooling around, gsb. I didn't mean to derail your question. As a matter of fact, I've been wondering it myself. Is this some ploy to get mecha to shit on PP (if so, the inclusion of poster and quonsar is shameful misdirection).

So, I'll ask it with you:

What brought this on?

posted by Hugh Janus 08 July | 11:59

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