MetaChat - Meltdown!

(Unless I missed a previous meltdown) I want to start the first MetaChat meltdown!

I argue that computers are worthless crap! Whose gonna take me on?! I ain't scared!

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 13:24

At least try to start a good argument you you doddering, half witted, addle-pated lick spittle.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 13:29

Oh yeah!?

Well, that may be true, butt-hat! At least my computer will look like this by the end of the day, just as it deserves!

I argue that human life has been ruined by computers. So there.

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 13:31

Here's a happy town crier who never used a computer!

How about some smiling computerless amish kids?! "No computer=happy" say the Amish!

Meanwhile, billions like this poor child weep while trying to work the evil technology.

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 13:39

This is the most pathetic meltdown I've ever seen, and I've been to Monaco. mcgraw, you remind me of the little pustule who couldn't. No wonder you hate computers, you ARE one.

posted by kenko 30 June | 13:50

This meltdown brought to you by the letter "I."

"I" is for Internet!

posted by papercake 30 June | 13:54

Computers often have sharp corners and edges, which I frequently nick myself on.

posted by puke & cry 30 June | 13:59

Why do you hate Computer America, mcgraw?

posted by goatsetubgirlknifebutt 30 June | 14:04

Why did you just make MeFi give me a JRun error, mcgraw?

posted by goatsetubgirlknifebutt 30 June | 14:07

ALL CAPS MEENS I'M RIGHT!!!1!

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 14:07

Why do you hate MeFi, mcgraw?

posted by goatsetubgirlknifebutt 30 June | 14:08

No Nazis, no anus, and no queens of any kind. This is sad.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 14:21

"Computers harm people."
-Mother Teresa

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posted by mcgraw 30 June | 14:21

Not satisfied with tormenting all earthlings, Evil Computer To Search For Life On Mars.

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 14:32

OFFICIAL ENCOURAGEMENT:

Dude, mcgraw, dude, you realize, man, that you couldn't even complain about, y'know, fuckin' computers and shit here if you didn't have a fuckin' computer to fuckin' type it fuckin' into, fuckin' fuckin' union roommate inchworm personnel file watchword.

The key turns BOTH WAYS, MAN. The pieces are all there, man. You just gotta put 'em together.

The stars are OUT tonight, man! Freedom!

posted by goatsetubgirlknifebutt 30 June | 14:47

Computers 'Kill' Off 8500 Patients

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posted by mcgraw 30 June | 14:48

I'm with mcgraw. Computers are like horses, they drop JRuns in the road, are frequently mounted by cops, and rely far too heavily on human-provided instructions to do anything of value.

It's enheartening that pea-brains like arse_hat are finally being exposed as the hardware-shilling glue-factory lobbyists that they are.

posted by danostuporstar 30 June | 14:51

danostuporstar, as concerns your flatulent physiology in relation to your lack luster cognitive abilities let it be stated that the fact of your continued perambulation suggests not brain death so much as massive irreversible closed head injury. Further, let me point out your recent behavior suggests over compensation in the virtual realm in order to bolster your self esteem, which sags only less than your erectile organ.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 14:54

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posted by matildaben 30 June | 14:55

This is my impression of mcgraw:
Oooohh, computers are all scary
* runs around waving hands in the air *

Wimp.

posted by dodgygeezer 30 June | 14:56

I'm not even going to dignafi that with a respoonse, dg!

Oh come on goatsetubgirlknifebutt, not the old “data streamflow conditions” argument AGAIN!? Fools!

That Czechoslovak Mathametatical journal precisely proves my point that computers oppress and oppose! Hehe hehhhhh….

Thank you danosuperstar and puke&cry! I MIGHT BE CRAZY BUT AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO USE ALL CAPS FOR EFFECT!

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 14:58

Sure, bring out the big words just to make me feel small. Lemme know when you're ready to play fair in words I can understand. Or did you just make half of them up?

posted by danostuporstar 30 June | 14:59

but computers made this

posted by ethylene 30 June | 15:01

danostuporstar, educated in the states? Haw Haw! Here is something to think about: without computers you would have to BUY your porn from that dirty little clerk at the corner shop.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 15:01

Yeah and maybe I would get some real world action while I was, you know, out in the real world buying porn.

posted by danostuporstar 30 June | 15:03

Replaccing prevous broke link

posted by mcgraw 30 June | 15:03

You won't think it's so funny when I send you the dreaded AMISH VIRUS, mcgraw.

Oh, you have to click on this ~~link~~ to get the virus. Go ahead, click on it.

Who's laughing now, eh, mcgraw?

Ok wait. I'm getting an error message when I go to post - it says that the URL is invalid and it is not allowed (really). So I will have to paste the url here and you will have to copy it and paste it into your browser location field. Here is the url:

http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/4199/virus.html

Copy it now. You will be very sorry that you did.

posted by iconomy 30 June | 15:07

"maybe I would get some real world action"
Good point. Still, you would not be able to publish it on the web.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 15:10

doot doot dooo
doot doo doo doo doot

posted by ethylene 30 June | 15:16

OK OK iconomy got me on that one. i'm out of the arcument now because i'm more honorable than a computer! so i haf to go delete my files now.

i hope danosuperstar and puke&cry and the other smart ones will continue the good fight. but don't go to iconomy's link or you'll haf to quit too.

iconomy you beat me this time. but the computors will still defeet you so dont say i dint warn you ha ha ha!
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posted by mcgraw 30 June | 15:17

after getting maybe three hours work done over thirteen hours
i may have to call it a day

/crash

posted by ethylene 30 June | 15:19

wait, that's why they suck!
i'm so glad my surgically reconstructed eyes told me so
because i almost forgot i'm not just made of eyes and fingers

posted by ethylene 30 June | 15:22

Don't you just hate it when someone starts a meltdown then just disappears? Damn you, iconomy for hacking mcgraw, you dangerous, sexy hacker.

(PS: "shut up i hack you")

posted by taz 30 June | 15:36

shut up man i have advanced german

turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er

posted by iconomy 30 June | 15:51

long fuse, no boom
or short circuit?

i think someone been kinking up their power cords

posted by ethylene 30 June | 15:51

This is the worst "meltdown" I've ever seen. C'mon, somebody ramp it up a notch. There better be blood on the carrots when I get back.

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posted by CATS 30 June | 17:03

he he "blood on the carrots"

posted by matildaben 30 June | 17:06

CATS is scaring bunny.

posted by taz 30 June | 17:08

but i love cats

posted by ethylene 30 June | 17:09

they scream just like human babies

posted by ethylene 30 June | 17:10

When you torture them.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 30 June | 17:20

What a dissapointment this has been - I come in here expecting to see some world-class meltdown material and this is all I get? What a bunch of whimps. You couldn't melt your way out of a plastic bag, the lot of you.

You should be ashamed.

nice link, though, taz

posted by dg 30 June | 18:02

Um dg I think I heard a dingo eating a baby...

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 19:01

"Blood on the carrots" isn't that from a John Mellencamp song?

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 19:03

i thought it was a dylan cover

posted by ethylene 30 June | 19:33

We need jonmc's help.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 19:45

just pull a rabbit out of your hat
must sleep, should sleep

posted by ethylene 30 June | 19:51

Dylan was blood on the tracks, Mellencamp was blood on something else.

Um dg I think I heard a dingo eating a baby...
Oooh, where? *grabs spoon*

posted by dg 30 June | 21:15

*bares teeth*
*flosses*

posted by ethylene 30 June | 21:19

Mr. John Cougar Melonhead gave us "Rain on the scarecrow, blood on the plow".

To which I can only add, "ouch".

posted by bmarkey 30 June | 21:31

I was so sure it was "blood on the carrots, sex with a cow."

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 21:40

i'll save my cougar story in favor of
blood over troubled water

remember, most creative/brilliant swear word in any language or configuration wins my ask me question

posted by ethylene 30 June | 21:43

30 June 2005