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30 June 2005

diamonds in a pile of poo it's about the material
or
some frankly bad things i'm attached to→[More:]

post by: ethylene at: 00:34 | 19 comments

SHINY POO DIAMONDSSSSS!!!!!11

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 30 June | 00:34

Angel's Dance never aspires to be great
and that's part of why i love it. it's the kind of thing you should find at three in the morning.

i have a dark dream of one day doing a musical in which i get to make the perfect parts to show off Christopher Walken dancing it up and forcing Seth Green to break dance with feeling.
i'm not sure who should play the possibly epileptic wandering troubador part: joe cocker or tom waits or ____. maybe i could get kris kristofferson to stretch.

trot out those actors you wanna see do their thing or some thing

posted by ethylene 30 June | 00:34

somthing tells me I'm not the only one that;s been drinking tonight...

posted by kellydamnit 30 June | 00:35

were that it were true
you guys just want me to be tanked up all the time
*calls delivery boy*

no shatner, please
and i know i could never get the heston

posted by ethylene 30 June | 00:38

oh, and i'd like to get sam elliot in there somewhere just so i can ask him why he did this particularly hopeless piece of trash movie with jaime kennedy
i'm praying it was a favor or a beach house.

posted by ethylene 30 June | 00:43

Beer me.

posted by loquacious 30 June | 01:36

'm as sober as a new pope

posted by ethylene 30 June | 02:14

and i use to be able to do a scary good jennifer tilly imitation

and i have never seen showgirls
because i can't get past the switchblade scene

posted by ethylene 30 June | 02:17

"'m as sober as a new pope"
but prettier.

posted by arse_hat 30 June | 02:17

not old pope pretty

posted by ethylene 30 June | 02:18

Avril Lavigne and the dude from Sum 41 are getting married. Cool. SHe's got great knockers.

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 30 June | 02:28

gimme a little lap
i'd of course like bjork to play a merbadger.
and i wish i could find something good for bill pullman to do. zero effect was the best thing he ever got to do

on preview i find a disturbing envelopement

posted by ethylene 30 June | 02:35

we've put sterilizers in the backstage bottled water, right?
please wait before breeding, kids

posted by ethylene 30 June | 02:37

"I'm as sober as a new pope"
but prettier.

Well I did hear that the pope had been beautified.

Huh? What was that? Oh beatified. Sorry.

posted by dodgygeezer 30 June | 03:36

no, really?
what happened to the rules?

meanwhile, i'd like to publicly ask robert rodriguez to do the love & rockets movie already
los bros it up
i'll help

posted by ethylene 30 June | 03:40

since Ione Skye is working again, maybe she could be the squishy girl part

posted by ethylene 30 June | 04:03

and i need to fit alan cumming in there because i hear he smells good

posted by ethylene 30 June | 04:09

cue the choir
also
and

posted by ethylene 30 June | 07:22

ONE OF MY TRUE EVIL SCHEMES:
i want to get the cast of an old movie together to replay scenes, if not the whole movie, for one night for a charitable reason.

think:
the Mighty Ducks today
Rudy
The Rocky Horror Picture Show

think, people!

Say Anything for one night only

posted by ethylene 30 June | 14:57

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