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How? Tie a rope around a bumper, attach opposite end to a manniquin on water skis and drive donuts on the neighbor's yard until you are dragged away kicking, screaming and laughing. That's how.
You place the expired racehorse atop of a tarp. You drag the tarp carefully up a sturdy ramp onto the bed of a pickup truck. It's important to be careful at this stage, as any mistake will cause bleeding. Following rigor mortis, you'll be in for a worse surprise, particularly on hot nights, when corpses can burst. Suffice it to say, JBS Haldine certainly knew his animals.
You place another tarp atop of the remains, and drive onto the highway. Be particularly mindful of any potholes. You should be resourceful enough to figure the rest out yourself.
oh, so that's how you straight people do that--i always wondered. ; >
Well Amber, that Gif kinda makes it look like one Pacific Northwest Native American Totem Pole is trying to get another one to do more cocaine, which is one way that straight people do it, we have two others, one called "Think of England" and the other doesn't have a name but it involves wine-coolers and awkwardness the next day.