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17 June 2005

BlogStop: Where the last word of an entry must be used as an acronym for the next entry. Simplicity itself.
I think someone else likes following?
posted by iconomy 17 June | 11:44
For Omiewise, later lifting open wings in natural grass.
posted by matildaben 17 June | 11:49
fucking obvious. looks like opportunities will inspire new generations.
posted by seanyboy 17 June | 11:49
Get ready--another series starts.

-or-

Granted, every new entry requires a tedious iteration of nonsense syllables.
posted by box 17 June | 11:56
So, you like looking at babes' luscious, energetic sex?
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:00
Sexy euphemistic xylophones?
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:02
X-ray yearnings, luring obscene people happily onto nerdy entangled sexcapades.
posted by taz 17 June | 12:05
Spared. early xanthocomic cacophony abstracted, pulped, absolved. Perhaps angels discovered early scientists.
posted by seanyboy 17 June | 12:07
Xanadu, you look onto pleasant hills! Oh! Nocturnal enchanted savagery! [fuck! Too slow on the draw!]
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:08
Stop calling in every nerd. Time is short. Too short.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:08
Sorry, had obvious retort trampled.
posted by seanyboy 17 June | 12:09
Too right. Another month, perhaps. Like, er, December.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:10
don't ever call even my brother erroneously, remember?
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:13
Rough emetics make 'em make brown, emergent ralphings.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:16
remember, every memory eats memories but everyone remembers.
posted by seanyboy 17 June | 12:16
Rarely ennui makes elusive marley's bobbing effervescently rambunctious snake.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:21
Sir, naked astronauts killed Elvis.
posted by box 17 June | 12:22
Every live viper is scary.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:23
Sadly crazy actress runs yellowstone!!
posted by seanyboy 17 June | 12:24
You enchourage lazy lexiconography. Only with some tastey obscure nouns excluded.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:25
You escape, laughing, leaping on wide stars turning over new events! {DAMN!}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:26
You enliven long longeurs, often wittily, so tarry over nice entrecôte.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:27
{THIS IS GOING TOO FAST!}
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:27
Every xenophobe claws loosely under delusional enemies demands. {YES! -- off: excluded}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:28
Dammit, Edna! My ass needs deep servicing!
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:29
Servicing is my middle name.
posted by papercake 17 June | 12:31
Silence! Ergonomic rapture vies in consumate ingestion, now go!
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:33
Gee, obvious?
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:34
Get ossified!
posted by box 17 June | 12:34
Great one!
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:34
Oh... newest entry.
posted by box 17 June | 12:35
[YAY!!!]
posted by Frisbee Girl 17 June | 12:35
Every new turn reverses yours.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:36
Enviromental nuance trounces rowdy yahooligans.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:36
Euhemerus needed to read Yggdrasil.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:37
{JINX}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:37
You're a hoot. Only observe laws in game. A new start.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:38
[if three people respond to each new word, we will never get anywhere. Also I misspelled "longueurs" in my haste.]
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:38
You guys go do real activities so I live! {off KENKO}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:38
[I say go with the first post posted if a few people jump the gun at the same time]
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:40
Shit, there's a repetitive trend.
posted by Specklet 17 June | 12:40
Shouldn't turns arrange right themselves?
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:41
True, repetition ends nuanced deployment.
posted by papercake 17 June | 12:42
Don't ever play lacrosse on your mom's expensive night table.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 12:43
Tonight all boys love everyone.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:44
Then again, boys like emergencies.
posted by box 17 June | 12:44
Dummies envy people living over yonder--mostly everyone not them.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:44
{I am le slow!}
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:45
Every merger emerges real gently entertaining new commonplace influences expecting salvation.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:47
Sam, a Las Vegas accountant, tenderly itemized our nuptials.
posted by box 17 June | 12:48
New uptopia, partially terminated in all lovers scars.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:49
Now's uptime prattle time--it's a losing situation.

So, can a river sigh?
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:49
Sounds interred gushing heavenly.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:50
He eats a very entertaining newlywed's lousy yucca.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:52
Youthful undergraduates can create algorithms.
posted by box 17 June | 12:53
And long goings on remind interested takers how many sigh.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 12:55
'Sigh'? I greet homogeneity.
posted by box 17 June | 12:57
Happy or mopey or giggly, everyone needs every imagistic tripod yuck.
posted by kenko 17 June | 12:59
Youths under cover, knowledge.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:00
King Nixon owes Wendy lascivious elephants down gassy entrails.
posted by matildaben 17 June | 13:02
Klaus Nomi owns wellies, like every doomed glacial explorer.
posted by box 17 June | 13:03
Elfin noggins take recherche assays into langourous stupors.
posted by kenko 17 June | 13:04
Several timid uncles played opera records secretly.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 13:05
Stupid trilobite! Undo past obvious raging screeds.
posted by matildaben 17 June | 13:06
Several egregious captains recorded Eulenspiegel, Till looking youthful.
posted by kenko 17 June | 13:07
Your own underfunded Treasury has found useful letters.
posted by box 17 June | 13:09
Lester encouraged the tykes extra rowdy songs.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 13:10
Songs, or noxious gas sonatas?
posted by box 17 June | 13:11
Listen, everyone, to this Enya record's suckitude!
posted by kenko 17 June | 13:11
Sorry out now all together aspiring satanists!
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:11
[real slow on the draw k]
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 13:12
Sipping another tonic, alone, now I slowly turn sideways.
posted by box 17 June | 13:15
Such is doing ether with a young sapling.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:19
Silly apes, please letter in noodling games!
posted by Specklet 17 June | 13:26
Go ahead, my entry sucked.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 13:27
[For the record, it was "See a penis? Lick it, nice guy!"]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 13:28
Sorely underappreciated contagion knows entire dimensions.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:29
Degas, in Massachusetts, eats nori soup inside our Nantucket solarium.
posted by box 17 June | 13:31
Seurat only lays all ricecakes in uncovered museums.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:33
Matisse understands sabermetrics--even Uecker's mistakes, sometimes.
posted by box 17 June | 13:38
Surrealists on my ear take inevitably more effluvia sardonically.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 13:41
Say, a rabid dog on narcotics incites careful attention. Labrador larum yachetyyak.
posted by grubstake 17 June | 14:03
Superannuated actors really don't owe nothing in California--all local loser yuppies.
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:03
[Preview doesn't seem to work right--doesn't update the page.]
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:04
You all call hourly. Every time you yell at kenko!
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:09
{off: yachetyyak.}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:10
Kindergarteners eat nine kangaroos: obesity
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:13
Obligatory baboon entertainment--semen in tummy--yummy!
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:15
You ugly mother mooner! Yucky!
posted by wendell 17 June | 14:17
You ugly cock knocker! Ypsilanti!
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:18
Your penis smells icky like awfully necrotic tumour icecream
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:20
I call everyone crazy retards escaping all manners.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:24
matteo and nicole neck extravagantly--risque situation!
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:26
{so where's iconomy?}
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:26
Mano a mano now! Execrable rat safetyfork
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:28
Iconomy's cleaning out nasty old metafilter yobs
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:30
So it turns: urgent alert! This isn't over now.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 14:30
No one's winsome.
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:31
Never overestimate wendell
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:31
Well, if names signify our main existence...
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 14:34
Weird energy now delights excited laughing lions.
posted by deborah 17 June | 14:36
Even xerxes is stable till each new call-out excommunicates.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:36
{off existence, and wonders about allowability of hyphenated words}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:37
Embrace XXX call, or my many unterleutnants nip into cunning antics to extend scenes.
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:40
{isn't sure "Unterleutnant" is a word.}
{curious as to how curly braces became default meta-speech denoter}
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:41
Emergency! Xerxes can't obliviate many more underhanded neo-insurrections. Call a truce early, safetyfork
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:41
Lazily I offer naxosaur sex
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:44
Sap enters xylum.
posted by box 17 June | 14:45
So, anyone for eating this year's food, or refrigerating Kevin?

[I use square brackets. It indicates a more growly tone. And a penchant for accurate thread-following ;]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 14:47
Xerxes, you like unctuous men?
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:47
[Cut me some slack, Hugh--I just got back from lunch ;]

Kids eat vittles in nickelodeons.
posted by box 17 June | 14:49
Kleptomaniac excitable vegans ingest navybeans
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:51
[we aren't even pretending to follow the thread anymore, are we?]
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:52
Now, in colorful Kinescope, every lad or doll enjoys orgasms non-stop.

[Yes.]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 14:54
Now agree: viscious yeti bears eat all new sausages.

{I'm trying, but I'm so lost. Plus, I inadvertantly got my war on. How'd that happen?}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:55
[I don't even know where the thread is any more.]

Scenes? Casual editing never elicits success.
posted by box 17 June | 14:56
Nibbling on nethers, sex takes over pictures
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:57
Some agents use similar armaments: guns excreting Smollet.
posted by kenko 17 June | 14:57
Saucy underwear covers cunts except saturday, sunday
posted by rumple 17 June | 14:58
Sadly, my offer lets lovers exist tragically.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 14:58
Tempt Romeo? A good idea! (Can anyone like love-yurts?)
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:01
You understand! Really, truly sweet.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 15:03
Lark on velvet emotion, you unceremoniously rut till soothed.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:03
{love-yurts or yurts?}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:04
Love-yurts of virgins, exciting yellow underwear: really tumescent semaphoring
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:05
sexually extend my amorous proposal, Humbert: on a rowboat, in a gynecologist's.
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:07
Sounds emasculating. My alternative phonetics honestly obscures roughly inarticulate naked gonads. {DAMN!}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:08
Good one! Now, a doofus speaks.
posted by iconomy 17 June | 15:10
Going young, never enter cautiously or lose our gall in saving tall sisters. {DOUBLE DAMN!}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:11
Graciously your nethers extend, calling out lustily. Other gynecologists inject sexually therapeutic saliva
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:12
{something on your mind, rumple?}
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:13
(triple damn, preview odd?}
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:13
Slick and luscious, I value anal.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 15:14
Although, never abandon labia!
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:16
Labia, anus, breast--I adore.
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:17
Agreed. Do outrageous rectal explorations
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:19
Even XXX people like oral, right? Any tease is only non-sexual.
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:20
Never omit natural sex, even XYs understand anal lingualism
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:24
Lick in nice gaps under ass, like in sex movies.
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:27
Moving on, very intricate electoral saga.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:29
Move over vagina, I'm experimenting southwards
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:32
Sometimes anything goes askew.
posted by wendell 17 June | 15:32
[rumple and kenko,
sittin' in a tree,
a-n-a-l-l-i-e!]
posted by wendell 17 June | 15:35
[The vagina wouldn't really have to move anywhere if you were going southwards, rumple.]
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:37
A stoned koala eats wendell
{calibrates compass}
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:41
Come on! My pappy ate Sharon Stone.
posted by hootch 17 June | 15:46
She tasted of nightingale eggs?
posted by rumple 17 June | 15:51
Exquisite goose/gander sauce.
posted by kenko 17 June | 15:52
Sharon arches under colossal exoskelaton.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 15:57
Entering Xanadu, only Sharon's knees (elevated) lay against the oncoming night
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:01
Now, in gardens, her trauma.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:02
Terribly raped, and under medication, alas
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:04
Tied & restrained, Adam undoes moaning Alice.
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:04
...and licks inside cervical entryway.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:05
(this thread became hardcore pornography so suddenly I didn't even notice.)
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:06
Elderly native, try relaxing. Your wife's a yenta.
posted by box 17 June | 16:09
eating nasty twat really yellows what again? Your...?
posted by hootch 17 June | 16:09
Young olfactory urine releases?
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:10
Your own unfulfilled reveries?
posted by box 17 June | 16:11
Relishing entryways lingually, eating and slurping essentially sucks
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:13
rutting evil vermin eventually ride in empty sedans?
posted by jonmc 17 June | 16:15
Sadly, unctuous cretins know seismology.
posted by box 17 June | 16:16
Sop up cum, kid, stet!
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:17
Sharon experiments donning a naughty skirt
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:17
[I meant "stat," but I had an attack of the stupid.]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:18
Sedans, too, attract transients.
posted by box 17 June | 16:21
Toyota RAVs and naughty Sharon in every night traffic situation
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:23
Say, I think, uh, ah, this is, oh, nah.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:25
Nice addition, Hugh.
posted by box 17 June | 16:26
Hugh understands getting hugs.
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:28
Ha! Unbelievable. Great! Hugs...
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:28
Hugh's underwired gonads stretch
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:29
Hugh undermines Great Society.
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:30
Shit! Testicle rip! Easy there, cock hurter.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:32
Hey, ugly! Return to East Rutherford!
posted by box 17 June | 16:33
Ratchet up the hurt, Ernestine--Ronald fucked our rock dreams.
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:35
Damn Ronald, ever against musical studies.
posted by box 17 June | 16:39
Dang! Rock entertainment and managment styles.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:40
Someone took up drinking, is evermore sloshed.
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:40
{Spelling error and double post...must be tired now.}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:41
So lets only sip highballs. Easy does it
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:42
{oops}
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:43
It's Themistocles!
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:43
Soused lovers over sloshed hedonists everyone drunk! {AWW!!!}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:43
That hellenist eating my idea? Sucker! This one's clearly less egregiously silly.

[I'm going to annoy my pals tonight by doing this with conversation...

PAL: Hey, Hugh, how's life.
HJ: Licked it, felt ecstatic.
PAL: Shut the fuck up.
HJ: Ugly person!]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:47
Try harder, easiness makes interested surfers take off, casually licking entryway splooge
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:48
Splooge? Perhaps less ogling outward, gentlemanly esquire.
posted by hootch 17 June | 16:49
Entryway splooge! Questioning unctuousness, I repeat: ENTRYWAY!
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:51
Standing in line, Leonard yawned.
posted by box 17 June | 16:51
Eh, some quiet ultimately increases raunchy enlivenment. {TOO SLOW!}
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:52
Easy now, try reusing YOUR words, alright, you?
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:52
You oughtta understand!
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:53
You're orally unctuous
posted by rumple 17 June | 16:54
[I want to play more but I have to leave. This was some serious Friday fun. Thanks.]
posted by Hugh Janus 17 June | 16:56
Untrue! No cost to understand ornery underlings stutter.
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:57
Unctuous nerds don't exist. Repent! Small towns are not doomed.
posted by box 17 June | 16:57
Unfortunately, noone can treat up or understand "supercalafragalisticexpialodocious".
posted by kenko 17 June | 16:57
Safely tearing up toilet tissue excites Republicans.
posted by box 17 June | 16:58
Unless nurses consider tenderness unusable or usually strained.
posted by mygothlaundry 17 June | 16:59
{Untrue on unctuous, sadly, me too, Hugh.....and Kenko wins 'till rumple pieces together naughty tale of fear and loathing w/money shots.}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 16:59
{using: "supercalafragalisticexpialodocious"}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 17:00
Silly. Under pressure easily rewriting. Can a linguist always find really awesomely good answers. Like I said, this is clearly easy. X-rays prove I am legal, or does odd capricious intent offer, unctuously, supercalifragilisticexpialodocious?
posted by rumple 17 June | 17:02
{phew. taking a break}
posted by rumple 17 June | 17:07
Sure. Understated performance enhances reception—can anyone like it for really abstruse guise? I like it, shouldn't typically indecent cliques engage, xenophilically perhaps, in a like-oriented demesne? Or can I offer unctuous sperm?

{HA!}
posted by kenko 17 June | 17:11
Say, urban planners, easy rewards can attract lazy investors. Fairly reluctant artists get incentives, like individualistic stylish townhouses. I can't escape 'Xerxes,' people! It's always left out, dangling, on call, inside our unctuous supercalifragilisticexpialodiciouses.
posted by box 17 June | 17:12
Surely, under pressure everything really can align lovingly if fragments return and garner interesting lessons. Is such time innocent? 'Cause everyone's xenodocheionology places immense altruism lower on doors (only cast in other styles).
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 17:12
s/demesne/domain
posted by kenko 17 June | 17:12
{we are all awesome}
posted by kenko 17 June | 17:13
:: applauds; throws roses ::
posted by taz 17 June | 17:13
Shit, people. Easily read? Moot!
posted by hootch 17 June | 17:14
{Who could resist? That's a fun one -- notices variety in its spelling, too. I'm out now.}
posted by safetyfork 17 June | 17:14
Maybe our oralphilia titillates?

{fun! but gone now}
posted by rumple 17 June | 17:19
Tigers in the ice lick lollipops and taste elephant snot.
posted by deborah 17 June | 17:52
Sadly, no ostrich testes.....
posted by rumple 17 June | 18:15
Try each shit tart. Especially savory.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 18:35
Some are verging on real yuckiness.
posted by kenko 17 June | 18:44
You're using crap, Kenko. I never expected such stupidity.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 17 June | 18:50
Shit, turds, underwear, poopoo. I'm disappointed in these youth.
posted by rumple 17 June | 19:28
You often underestimate those hipsters.
posted by amberglow 17 June | 20:14
How I pray snotty teenagers eat Rumple's shorts
posted by rumple 17 June | 20:27
shit, honey, overtime ruins tuesday sunsets
posted by jonmc 17 June | 20:56
Slave until noon, set evenings (tuesdays) = sex
posted by rumple 17 June | 21:09
spit everafter, xavier
posted by jonmc 17 June | 21:18
Xrays always vouch in every reality.
posted by amberglow 17 June | 21:59
Really evil actors like it too young.
posted by sisterhavana 17 June | 23:48
Yellow orange umbrella, needed green.
posted by deborah 18 June | 01:29
Groovy! Real earthings eat nuts.
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 01:55
Naked underlings titillate spastics.
posted by matildaben 18 June | 02:56
Several people are starting to irritate Carlos Santana.
posted by box 18 June | 10:11
Several antelope navigate the apex, nominally apprehensive.
posted by kortez 18 June | 10:30
A prehensile penis requires extra help entering new situations, in vestibules especially.
posted by kenko 18 June | 11:22
Even savvy penises erroneously clasp inappropriate alien labial lips, yaknow?
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:02
Yesterday a kangaroo needed our wheelbarrow.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 18 June | 12:05
Well, hell. Easy erronious Luddite barristers are rarely riled, overly (whew!).
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 12:11
we have enormous wangs!
posted by quonsar 18 June | 12:13
Wheelbarrows! How Ernestine elevates laden barrows above really round old wheels
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:16
(oops)
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:17
wangs and nutella: good sex
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:18
scody egg xenotransplantation
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:23
Xena enjoyed nibbling Olivia's tits rather angrily now, she planned lots after noon too, and temptation instigated overwhelming nicities.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 12:39
oops, niceties.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 12:42
nipple in craw is titillating if eventually squeezable
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:43
She quietly understood every event Zelda always bellowed loudly everywhere.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 12:49
Even Vince expected raunchy youth would hate every religous experience.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 18 June | 12:51
Entering Xena people experience righteously intense elevated neurotransmissions, climatic ejaculations
posted by rumple 18 June | 12:54
Embittered Jesus announced Christian undlerlings lacked a top instinct on naughty sex.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 18 June | 12:57
"Every jizz after coitus uses lots, Alice", Tim immediately, onerously, nicely said.
posted by matildaben 18 June | 12:57
Smoking after intercourse? Douche!
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:00
Don't oppress underclass children, heifer excrement!
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:03
Engage Xena's cunt right--enter, munch, exit! No trickery!
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:04
Even Xena's cigarettes reek, eleven men eating nethers testify
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:06
Trace routes inside cunts? Kenko, enough! Restrain yourself!
posted by box 18 June | 13:07
You oughta understand remaining suckling elixiric labias, fool
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:08
Flatulence often overpowers lovers.
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:09
Love olfactory visions emanating rear-side!
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:10
(i'm way too slow) Your optometrist understands. Really--surely eyeglasses love freedom?
posted by amberglow 18 June | 13:11
Radical exits are rigeur; sadly, I don't exist.
posted by box 18 June | 13:11
Lust overcomes vaginal emission's reek, sometimes
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:12
(amber, maybe you're worrying to much about making sense?)
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:12
Entering Xena: it's so tight!
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:13
Tada! I've got her tied.
posted by box 18 June | 13:14
Exit Xena, introduce scody, taz
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:14
Two insecure girls held tight.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:14
Tsk. I get high, totally.
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:14
To open taxis anally leaves lust yellow.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:16
Your evenhanded lust leaves oral wistfulness
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:18
Wow! I still trust fellows uttering lusty new expressions softly spoken.
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:20
Speak, puddinghead, of kenko's emissions nocturnale
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:22
No, old crony, too under rated, normally. All lies expended.
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:25
Even Xena produces exciting news, dish expeditiously, dunderhead!
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:27
Dunderhead! Under nominal decision entering rules, harrassments easily are deleted!
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:33
(uncle! uncle! I go rest brain now.)
posted by puddinghead 18 June | 13:35
Defy emissions, lads! Embrace tantric experience—divine.
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:35
Does expression leave enmity? Try "Ecclescake Donutcheekspoopsikins"
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:36
(Now you're trying too hard, rumple.)
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:37
donuts in vaginas impede normal entry.
posted by quonsar 18 June | 13:37
{must .... mow ... lawn...}
posted by rumple 18 June | 13:39
Eerily, naked trustafarians rake yards.
posted by box 18 June | 13:43
Yards are really dirt sanctuaries.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:44
Some assurances needed--can that unctuous asshole really inlet extreme size?
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:46
Sure, if xylophones exist.
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:47
existiert Xylophonen? Ich sage, »Tschuss!«
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:49
("xylophone" doesn't begin with a "z".)
posted by kenko 18 June | 13:50
(damn, about the "z". what was i zinking?)

Talk shit, crazy human! Understand succulent sex?
posted by hojoki 18 June | 13:53
Sure, exist xylophones.
posted by wendell 18 June | 13:54
Xylophones, yo? Let me participate. Hell, onanists never enjoy Scrabble.
posted by box 18 June | 14:06
[Dang, not 'me.' 'Let others participate.']
posted by box 18 June | 14:07
Such crappy responses always blow big. Let's emulate!
posted by wendell 18 June | 14:27
Emu mules ululate late ateliers--tea, everyone?
posted by kenko 18 June | 14:42
Eating veal ends romances, yet often nets encounters.
posted by box 18 June | 14:44
Emus never chewable. Ox underbellies, now those're edible rare, sauteed
posted by rumple 18 June | 14:48
Sauced and underdone, tender eatings enhance dinner.
posted by kenko 18 June | 14:49
Did I not notice exquisite rutabegas?
posted by wendell 18 June | 14:50
("rutabagas".)
posted by kenko 18 June | 14:52
Rutebagas - unpeeled, thick, entering boxlunch, and goat anus salad.
posted by rumple 18 June | 14:54
(that's funny, I chose rutabAgas because I knew I couldn't spell rattattouille...)
posted by wendell 18 June | 14:55
Such a lovely ass dressing!
posted by wendell 18 June | 14:56
Damn ranch! Exczema scratching sores is not gentlemanly
posted by rumple 18 June | 14:58
Good eaters need to lick eczema matter and nod like: "yumyumyum!"
posted by kenko 18 June | 15:09
Yeats under microscopes? Yeast's unknown manuscripts? Your university's mistaken.
posted by box 18 June | 15:16
Mistaken is still talking about karmically enriched nanotechnology.
posted by dreamsign 18 June | 15:33
Never assume nature oppresses the creatures. However, nature opposes large otters getting yellow.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 18 June | 15:40
Yes, everyone likes licking our windowpanes.
posted by box 18 June | 15:47
What is next? Dumb obscure word puzzles and never ending skullduggery?
posted by Slack-a-gogo 18 June | 15:54
Some kill urges like lawyers doing unpretentious geology. Good educators respect yytrium.
posted by dreamsign 18 June | 17:59
[One 'y,' two 't's, right?]

Your true talent, regrettably, is upholstering mandalas.
posted by box 18 June | 19:51
Men are not dangerous attacking lizards and salamanders.
posted by kenko 18 June | 20:18
(you hit the lizard! the lizard misses!)
posted by kenko 18 June | 20:19
Several artichoke layers ago, man, a new dawn; ergo, really stoned.
posted by box 19 June | 11:27
Stoners took over nearly every diversion.
posted by wendell 19 June | 14:32
Did I veto every related sanction, Ivan, or not?
posted by box 19 June | 19:51
No orgasm, Titian.
posted by kenko 19 June | 21:08
This is tremendously idiotic, although novel.
posted by invitapriore 19 June | 23:07
New Order, Virginia, eschews levity.
posted by box 19 June | 23:12
Lexical exercises, vigorously ideational, totally yoyo
posted by rumple 20 June | 02:42
Yes, our youth obey.
posted by box 20 June | 10:13
Order by evening, Yolanda!
posted by kenko 20 June | 10:45
Yesterday Oscar learned about Neil Diamond's apathy.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 20 June | 11:16
Again Proust alluded to his youth.
posted by box 20 June | 11:24
You owe unrecovered time & history.
posted by kenko 20 June | 11:40
Humorless, I struggle to obtain real yuks.
posted by box 20 June | 14:44
You understand knowledge scientifically.
posted by kenko 20 June | 14:54
Sir, can't I enter new territories? I feel I've changed a lot--learned yoga.
posted by box 20 June | 15:02
You oughta go away.
posted by kenko 20 June | 15:09
A wolverine ate Yellowstone.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 20 June | 15:22
You enliven long longueurs, often wittily, so tarry over nice entrecôte.
posted by kenko 20 June | 15:44
Even naked Twister releases endorphins, Captain--open the encyclopedia.
posted by box 20 June | 15:48
Entire nutty civilizations yoyo creepily, leaping over painfully extreme diets into adiposity.
posted by kenko 20 June | 15:51
All ducks, I propose, often swim in the Youghiogheny.
posted by box 20 June | 17:23
Yentas oughta understand good husbands' interests, or good huswifery, excepting, naturally, yog-sothoth.
posted by kenko 20 June | 17:38
Yes - objectionable grammar suggests other truly horrid oral tendencies. Hmmmph.
posted by rumple 20 June | 18:13
Your own grandmother stole our Toyota. Heavens, our Tercel, hijacked!
posted by box 20 June | 18:16
Heavy metal musicians' macho posturing? Homoerotic.
posted by box 21 June | 08:48
Henry O masturbated on every religious occasion. That includes Christmas.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 21 June | 09:52
Christ himself's really into some typical masturbation-assisting stuff.
posted by kenko 21 June | 10:21
Satan, though, understands frotteurism fetishes.
posted by box 21 June | 10:42
[I just noticed in my post above, that in my enthusiasm to get BlogStop in quickly I mistook Henry O with O Henry - Doh!]

Forget everything. Today is Satan's "Highball Enema" soiree.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 21 June | 11:33
Satan's own invitations read "Enema Extravaganza!"
posted by box 21 June | 11:43
Emergency x-ray technician reveals asshole:vagina aneurism, guesses a New Zealander's around
posted by rumple 21 June | 14:15
Anyone's round open urinehole need damaging?
posted by kenko 21 June | 15:14
Delicate anal masochism allows genital ingress, nervous giggles
posted by rumple 21 June | 15:20
Garbage in, garbage gets long egress successively.
posted by kenko 21 June | 16:05
Smegma under cock carapaces evokes sardine spawn in vichysoisse, expresses lusty Yvonne
posted by rumple 21 June | 16:59
Your vagina on Nathan's nose—exquisite.
posted by kenko 21 June | 17:37
"Erotically xeroxing quiffa underscores intimacy", say identical twin Estonians.
posted by rumple 21 June | 18:57
Elderly Shriners tried our new improved ass/nose strategy.
posted by box 21 June | 22:39
So, toots, read any totally enlightening gurus yet?
posted by puddinghead 21 June | 23:12
You entertain titillatingly.
posted by kenko 22 June | 00:33
True, I try inducing lewd laughter about Tibetans in nutmeg gelatin, licking yaks.
posted by rumple 22 June | 03:22
You assume knowledge scientifical.
posted by kenko 22 June | 10:33
Sir, can I enjoy new tipples? I found, in China, a lambic.
posted by box 23 June | 11:33
Later, a melon beer in Canada.
posted by kenko 23 June | 15:11
Campari and newts: a delightful aperitif
posted by rumple 23 June | 15:33
After Pernod, ere rye, I tried imbibing Frangelico.
posted by box 23 June | 17:32
Frangelico rocks! A nutty, genuinely exquisite liquor. Italian Christian octane.
posted by Feisty 23 June | 18:32
Orange coloured tongue always needs Englishmen.
posted by wendell 23 June | 20:32
Eh, no grappa? Like it'd've satisfied him. More excellent nocino!
posted by kenko 23 June | 22:34
Never omit cilantro in Nomar's omelets.
posted by box 24 June | 01:04
O my elephantine lover, elect to sing!
posted by puddinghead 24 June | 01:07
Science is not guessing.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 24 June | 14:52
Great, undulating emus saw someone ingesting natural gas.
posted by kenko 24 June | 15:18
Gastrointestinally abominable shitstorms!
posted by rumple 24 June | 16:01
Send Help. I tried stopping this. Obviously really missing something.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 28 June | 19:37
Similarly, observe my efforts to halt it--nothing gained.
posted by box 01 July | 10:05
Getting aggravated. I'm not exactly departing.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 01 July | 12:28
Dammit. Evermore, people are reading, typing in new gibberish.
posted by box 01 July | 16:11
Gee, it's become box exclusively retorting idioms slack-a-gogo hatched.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 01 July | 21:30
'Have a tasty cracker,' he enunciated dryly.
posted by box 03 July | 01:00
Damn! Ritz? Yuck - loathsome yeast!
posted by thatweirdguy2 04 July | 04:10
You're eager, and somewhat tardy.
posted by box 06 July | 12:09
Terrible archers rarely drive yugos.
posted by Slack-a-gogo 06 July | 12:19
You upset Gilgamesh? Oh, shit.
posted by box 06 July | 17:54
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