that bear is taking advantage of the beat

i guess if the rabbit was doing the fucking it would have to be at krautrocket speed

Those would be 'plushies', not furries. :P

Wait, I'm not supposed to know that, right? Doh.

Too late! You're outed now!

Seriously? Plushies? What the heck are furries then?

Furries are anthropomorphic animals, like in Disney's Robin Hood, or this. (The first GIS result for "furry".)

Plushies are people who dress up as stuffed animals, or find stuffed animals erotic.

I seem to remember furry inflatables somewhere. Maybe from Meffy's golden years?

Or maybe they were plushy inflatables. I'm pretty sure they called themselves furries, though, and I'm also pretty sure they got off on it.

I suppose in the follow up advert there will be a baby carrier on the back seat containing some hideous baby bunny-bear hybrid.

God Hates Furries.

Was I the only turned on by that?


Wait, where are y'all going?

i think plushies are the items of and users of stuffed animals for sexual pleasure

and i think the british came up with it because they call their stuffed animals plushies
and are responsible for splodging

and i think i saw this on the one CSI i saw
oy!oi!oy!

nah, plushies is an American thing. we call 'em cuddly toys or cuddlies

but then us Brits are all complete perverts so yes, we probably invented it

ok, now explain the whole "men with mutton chops belting" a la tom jones thing

*sings avenues and alleyways*

Tom Jones rocks, but I can't explain why.

it's that blokey thing
like Gene Kelly opposed to Fred Astaire
i thought there were a bunch of those types in the UK but i can't think what category they'd be

I didn't want to be reminded about splodging! Yuk! Man, people fancy the weirdest things, I keep finding links in to my ad-archive from the most obscure forums. WAM forums (wet and messy) love 1980's Gillette ads (search on Gillette Foamy 1980 to see a screenshot which explains why), then there are the crowds who fancy giantesses who have endless giantess variations to watch in the archive as 50 to 90-feet women are a popular trick in adverts. Then there's the ones who like really small people, and this one guy who comes back year after year just to watch ads with white socks clearly shown in them, often commenting on how great it is that you can see the underside of the clean white socks... And recently, a guy that seemed to have a special thing for athletes foot adverts. I kid you not. In his private messages to me asking to find more ads, you could hear his heavy breathing.

I can explain the heavy breathing. He was clearly using one of those athlete foot treatments that smells like a combination of nail varnish and diesel.

I promise I won't call again.


Ooooops.

Furries are people who dress up in animal costumes for sexual pleasure. Plushies are people who have sexual pleasure with stuffed animals.

people have fetishized fetishes
which is sad because i'm generally against prop comedy