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16 June 2005

What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement. Celebrity insults: excellent curmudgeonly comments by famous people.

post by: taz at: 03:20 | 7 comments

Some great curmedgeonisms, although they skipped my favorite:

"Ninety percent of everything is crap." - Theodore Sturgeon

posted by Slack-a-gogo 16 June | 06:22

"I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things."
--Dorothy

posted by ethylene 16 June | 07:00

Woman: "Sir, your drunk!"

WC Fields: "I may be drunk madam, but you're ugly, and I'll be sober in the morning."

posted by omiewise 16 June | 07:20

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.
- - - Jackie Gleason

hah!

I've been looking for a reason to use this one i just heard: Your family's so poor your bologna only had a first name.

posted by amberglow 16 June | 08:59

"Your mama's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray."

Okay, nobody famous said that.

posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 11:13

My favorite, said by a journalist about his famous snit-throwing: "John McEnroe was as charming as ever, that is to say, as charming as a dead mouse in a loaf of bread."

posted by Specklet 16 June | 12:29

He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone.
- - - Oscar Wilde
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He's the greatest bitch the world hath produced (present company excepted of course dabitch!).

posted by peacay 16 June | 13:09

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