MetaChat - So, who thinks Alex Reynolds is fabulous?

Hi Krrlson, trolling this late, are you?

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:34

Just to warn readers ahead of time, a bunch of losers on the mefi IRC channel think they're hot shit.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:35

Hackers, indeed. Ahahahahahahah...

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:36

i say no one respond to this thread and let alex play out his own drama.

posted by Menomena 15 June | 23:37

Stop playing with yourself.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 23:37

Hey, I didn't pick this fight, so you're the ones with egg on your face.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:38

fwap fwap fwap

posted by stynxno 15 June | 23:39

sorry. had to.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 23:39

Alex, how come you didn't say "hi" when I popped in the channel? Just curious. Were you just lurking?
We're a pretty social bunch. I don't understand.

posted by exlotuseater 15 June | 23:40

Az, it's from you twits, browsing my site and thinking you're all hot, elite hackers for some pitiful and bizarre reason.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:41

exlotuseater:

alex first arrived in the channel to bitch at dios. we told him to leave metafilter mud slinging out of #mefi but he wouldn't leave it alone.

so then the fun began.

posted by stynxno 15 June | 23:41

omg wtf. i am totally a |337 haxx0r. and i haven't ever bothered to look at your site. why didn't you say 'hi', again?

posted by exlotuseater 15 June | 23:42

Wow, discussions about Wal-Mart. Fascinating.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:44

fabulous is an offensive euphemism for gay. i demand to be crucified.

posted by the cock in the cock in the cock in the cock in EB 15 June | 23:45

ignore them, Alex. (they're pretending they're dios)

posted by amberglow 15 June | 23:45

Yeah, amber, it is pretty sad display on their part, isn't it?

Sorry that your little stunt failed on you, Krrrlson. See you soon.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:48

Actually, i just wanted to double-check that you were hiding in the channel. Sounds like a success to me.

posted by the cock in the cock in the cock in the cock in EB 15 June | 23:50

Oh yeah, I'm sure.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:51

P.S. Bye now.

posted by the cock in the cock in the cock in the cock in EB 15 June | 23:51

Oh, okay, bye sweetie.

posted by AlexReynolds 15 June | 23:52

wait, how old were you guys again?
*phhttt*

posted by ethylene 15 June | 23:53

Hey Alex, isn't it about time you posted that stupid DQ jpeg to try and put an ice pack on that bruised ego of yours?

posted by michelob 15 June | 23:55

Remember - what happens on #mefi stays on #mefi. Live it. Please. Thanks.

posted by dg 15 June | 23:55

This is obviously simply a ploy dedicated to tricking me into logging into #mefi and wasting even more time.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 23:56

ethylene: excellent question. i am a fetus. i am typing this with my flipper-like appendages. i breathe amniotic fluid, so i cannot even muster up a *phhttt*.

posted by exlotuseater 15 June | 23:57

abort! abort i say! abort! /Patsy, AbFab

posted by amberglow 15 June | 23:59

the fact that somebody lurks in an IRC channel just to make comments about how lame it is on a forum is absolutely revovlting to me. honestly, do you have nothing better to do? or does this kind of shit get you off? have you replaced imaginary friends with online enemies? how cowardly can you get?

posted by Menomena 15 June | 23:59

Any of you guys know anything about brakes on a Tempo?

posted by michelob 15 June | 23:59

p.s. shut up menomena

posted by michelob 15 June | 23:59

abort! abort i say! abort! /Patsy, AbFab

Nah, they can't.

posted by AlexReynolds 16 June | 00:04

Hey burt

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:05

let's get michelob and alex in the ring, i wanna see some troll sex.

posted by Menomena 16 June | 00:06

am I a troll just because someone's an idiot who won't shut up?

Oh wait lol ambiguous answer

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:13

Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard!

posted by dg 16 June | 00:14

michelob don't play dumb, you're a professional troll and i can easily give up your identity if i chose to.

posted by Menomena 16 June | 00:15

oh no that would be the most horrific thing possible and i have never made it painfully obvious

you are holding all the cards now

woe is me :(

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:15

whatever you say angry

posted by Menomena 16 June | 00:16

oh shi

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:17

so about those brakes

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:19

Wouldn't all this bullshit be faster on #mefi? Yes? Then I suggest you take it back there.

posted by me3dia 16 June | 00:39

I could go into a long detailed analysis of the dynamics of post-based communications but I really think I'll just tell you to blow me.

posted by michelob 16 June | 00:41

LOL

posted by exlotuseater 16 June | 00:41

gasp!

posted by me3dia 16 June | 00:44

Anyone else want to get drunk?

posted by mudpuppie 16 June | 00:47

Ewwww. Wankers invade Metachat. Who's going to clean up this mess? There's nerd-spooge everywhere!

posted by LeeJay 16 June | 00:49

Michelob, me3dia: get a room.

posted by AlexReynolds 16 June | 00:53

"That's your answer to everything:'Let's get drunk and watch the kids fight!'
Mudpuppie, I just don't think this relationship is going to work out."

posted by ethylene 16 June | 01:04

I just thought maybe it was a good diversion.

* trudges off to an AA meeting *

posted by mudpuppie 16 June | 01:26

mudpuppie, could you pick me up a bottle of Chivas Regal on your way back, please? Thanks.

posted by dg 16 June | 01:30

how's about some scalded, cut-rate coffee in a styrofoam cup?

posted by mudpuppie 16 June | 01:38

Well, given that that is the best offer I have had all day, sure. Thanks.

posted by dg 16 June | 01:46

we aim to please.

posted by mudpuppie 16 June | 01:54

isn't it craptastic
the way the spray goes splat around the room
isn't it so spastic
you post, you're toast, you helium balloon
each screech is like a lover's kiss
especially just for days like this
thank the plant that lets me just dismiss
this craptacular
sucktabulous
facade parade

please tip your hosts

how many ways are there to say crapalicious?

posted by ethylene 16 June | 02:16

oh fer fucks sake. Do we need this crap here as well?

posted by dabitch 16 June | 06:05

too late. The Church of Ego is a very evangelical faith.

posted by Dagobert 16 June | 08:31

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Linnwood 16 June | 08:55

so about those brakes

Do you have access to a lift? Much easier to replace them if you get the car up off the ground. Should have an impact wrench - makes taking the tires off a piece of cake. It is definitely a DIY project but tricky if you have never done it before. . .

posted by mlis 16 June | 10:00

Girls, Girls, you're both pretty...aw, to hell with it. Do something with you're make up, both of you.

posted by jonmc 16 June | 10:21

#taint

posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 11:10

a lift? what the hell do I look like, a mechanic? I could probably get a hold of four jacks, though.

posted by michelob 16 June | 11:12

One jack + four cinderblocks will suffice if you're willing to play creepy balancing acts on #1 and #3.

posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 11:19

Hey ethylene, does that mean "parade" rhymes with "the rod," or that "facade" rhymes with "obeyed?"

Or... both? [noooooooooooooo! *eyes begin to bulge*]

posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 11:24

Y'all this all becoming very incestuous. Can't we keep the drama for each place where it belongs? Pretty please?

I'll have y'all know that it is my Drama Queen graphic. So is the Oh the Drama! graphic. Yes, really. I thought I was just being funny and wish I had never posted them.

posted by deborah 16 June | 13:28

I could probably get a hold of four jacks, though.

Note to self: do not invite michelob to poker night.

posted by papercake 16 June | 13:45

a lift? what the hell do I look like, a mechanic? I could probably get a hold of four jacks, though.

Alright, some areas have rent-a-lift things, you drive in and nevermind.

The issue is: Are they disc brakes or drum brakes? Remember to loosen the lug nuts before you jack the car up.

posted by mlis 16 June | 14:57

No! No cinder blocks! They can shatter and dump the car on you or on the ground. If you do not have jack stands, which are pretty cheap, make something up with scrap lumber.

Also, brakes are easier the second time. And, if you take off the two opposite wheels, disassemble and then reassemble one before doing the other. That way, if you get confused you will have a set that is put together the right way, which you can refer to.

posted by sarah connor 16 June | 16:24

Right, scratch what I said about cinder blocks. That's scary, shattering? Yikes! Please, never take my advice about cars.

posted by Hugh Janus 16 June | 16:30

Michelob, me3dia: get a room.

If only life were so easy. I remember being single and talking with attractive women about things we agreed about, but back then "agreeing" didn't always seem to equal "wanting to have sex with eachother".

posted by bugbread 16 June | 21:54

first post

posted by buttes 17 June | 22:56

15 June 2005