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OMG I CREATED A MONSTER

posted by mr.marx 15 June | 15:19

Yes!

posted by puddinghead 15 June | 15:22

JUST RIGHT! Just Right amount of threads, Nobody do anything!

posted by Divine_Wino 15 June | 15:26

I was already a monster. A MONSTER OF ROCK!

Those other threads can fuck right off. The party will be right here. And the girls. The kegs are out back by the pool. No puking or peeing in the pool, or I'll cut off your wang and feed it to the sharks in the aquarium.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 15:28

*hides wang*

posted by deborah 15 June | 15:31

I or someone really close to me just peed in the pool (warmth detected around knees), I'm sorry. Please may I keep my wang? I didn't know about the no peeing rule. I need my wang for a project I've been working on. Be a pal, huh?

posted by Divine_Wino 15 June | 15:32

*wonders why loquacious is so ferociously...loquacious this afternoon.*
*also hides wang*

posted by omiewise 15 June | 15:33

proudly displays massive wang:
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posted by dodgygeezer 15 June | 15:37

Whoa. Now that's a wang.

posted by Specklet 15 June | 15:40

Does not possess a wang.

posted by matildaben 15 June | 15:40

That is the biggest, dustiest wang I have ever seen.

posted by Divine_Wino 15 June | 15:42

I'm staying by the kegs even if I am wangless.

posted by mygothlaundry 15 June | 15:42

*develops sudden, intense fascination with wangs*

Huh? I'm sorry, you were saying?

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 15:43

Goddamnit, go pee in the bushes if you can't wait for the bathroom like civilized grommets. I just had the pool cleaned.

Hell, pee in a cup. We'll chill it and save it for when jonmc shows up and we'll tell him that it's the only domestic beer we have. I don't think he can handle the Fat Tire, Bass and Anchor Steam that's in the kegs, anyway, and the last thing we need is him gettin' all flannel-rock on us and trying to slip in his latest mixtape.

Wait. deborah has a wang? I had no idea... Hey Deb, here's a key to the master suite. Help yourself to the party favors, they're in a tray under the coffee table. Collar me when you want to mess around. Bring a friend if y'like.

Oh holy crap that's a Wang. Brings tears to my eyes. VT100. *Unf*

posted by loquacious 15 June | 15:44

No, no, Wangs are not required or anything. I mean, I don't want you to get the wrong idea or anything. But for the love of Bob, unplug that thing if you're gonna bring it near the pool. Jesus.

*Suddenly looks distracted*

Hey! HEY KID! NO FIRE ON THE DRAPES, MAN! You totally, emphatically DO NOT need a blowtorch to operate the bong. Bad wook, no brownie!

posted by loquacious 15 June | 15:49

[Hey, loquacious, are you sure you weren't probed last night?]

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 15:53

No. Wait. Yes.

Why, do you want to?

posted by loquacious 15 June | 15:55

I think the aliens have taken over his user account. Damn you, you bald green bastards! Damn you all to hell!!!!

posted by dodgygeezer 15 June | 15:57

Well, I may not have a wang, but it's been suggested a number of times that I am, in fact, an alien.

I promise it won't hurt a bit.

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 15:58

I hardly knew ye, loquacious. And now them damn aliens got you.

posted by Specklet 15 June | 15:59

*adds Specklet to the list*

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 16:01

dodgy, I sneer at your massive wang.
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For all the girls love my giant cock.

posted by yhbc 15 June | 16:04

*Wanders back outside with a used fire extinguisher and a bucket of live squid*

Anyone seen quonsar? He said he'd only show up if I got him some fresh squid, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna officially call it a party without some quonsar and live squid.

Wasn't Specklet was already on the list?

posted by loquacious 15 June | 16:05

Minor oversight.

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 16:08

Wasn't Specklet was already on the list?

Hrm. What?

posted by loquacious 15 June | 16:10

Wang envy.

posted by puddinghead 15 June | 16:10

ATTENTION, COWERING PEOPLE OF EARTH!

YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO BRING US ALL OF YOUR FINEST CHEESES AND PICKLES OF ALL VARIETIES, ESPECIALLY KIM CHEE. ALSO, CHUTNEY. ASSEMBLE SAID CHEESES AND PICKLES IN MEXICO CITY IN A LARGE MOUND, AND THEN PLEASE KILL TOM CRUISE AND KATIE HOLMES IN AN ORNATE, RITUALISTIC BLOOD SACRIFICE DEDICATED TO OUR EVER-PULSATING AND LIVING GOD, ELOHGNUB, FOR THEY GREATLY DISPLEASE HIS PULSATINGNESS. FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW - FOLLOW THEM OR YOU WILL SUFFER PROLONGED, DEADLY PROBING BY YOUR OWN WANG.

WE WILL NOW TRANSMORGIFY A NUMBER OF YOUR PUBLIC MONUMENTS INTO QUIVERING TOWERS OF THAT FOAMY PINK JELLO STUFF THAT NOBODY EATS FOR OUR OWN CHILDISH AMUSEMENT. ALSO, YOUR CARS WILL NOW EXHAUST HYPERINTELLIGENT PLUMES OF STICKY, OVERCOOKED RICE NOODLES. USE CAUTION AND LOTS OF SOY SAUCE ON YOUR ROADWAYS.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 16:41

What the....there's no Wang Chung joke yet? Somebody start a thread.

On preview, oh my goodness.

posted by safetyfork 15 June | 16:42

What now? Oh, yes, the Hilton sisters. Sorry about that. They've been fired.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 16:42

<marthastewart>
You can never have too high a threadcount.
</marthastewart>

posted by me3dia 15 June | 16:43

NO EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT. PICKLES AND CHUTNEY!

WELL, WE'LL PERMIT A SELECT WANG CHUNG TONIGHT IF THEY CAN TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS. OTHERWISE: QUESO GRANDE MUI RAPIDO, GRINGO

posted by loquacious 15 June | 16:45

Anyone seen quonsar? He said he'd only show up if I got him some fresh squid, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna officially call it a party without some quonsar and live squid.

Fuck that makes sense. I've been searching for a mental image of quonsar forever, and there you have it. The Penguin (the Danny DeVito version).
Genius.

posted by mr.marx 15 June | 16:50

Listen to me alien scumbags: YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY THE CHEDDAR FROM MY COLD, DEAD CRACKER.

posted by dodgygeezer 15 June | 16:52

you big cracker

posted by ethylene 15 June | 16:55

Your current reigning god, Bunghole, pulsates? Doood, he really oughta see someone about that. Or at least take that mess to AskMe.

posted by Frisbee Girl 15 June | 16:56

*still impressed with me3dia's sheets*

posted by ethylene 15 June | 17:01

It pains me to admit that I know this, but "wang chung" is supposed to be the sound one makes when one strokes a guitar up and then down.

No. Really. The aliens told me.

Right before they gave me this string cheese. Yum.

posted by papercake 15 June | 17:06

So this Wang Chung, it vibrates?

posted by matildaben 15 June | 17:33

Are you sure it was a guitar, papercake?

*Winks coyly at locquacious*

posted by deborah 15 June | 17:34

WANG!

posted by loquacious 15 June | 17:42

Wasn't Specklet was already on the list?

Whirr? What is this list I'm on?
Oh shit, it's not the alien list... is it?

posted by Specklet 15 June | 17:44

PAPERCAKE WANG CHUNG TONIGHT CAMERAS PERMITTED

posted by loquacious 15 June | 17:45

Did someone order a pizza?

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posted by mudpuppie 15 June | 18:25

A pizza? Singular? Holmes... I think we ordered twenty or thirty of them. I know at least one of them had anchovies and garlic on it.

posted by loquacious 15 June | 18:32

I'm just a dolphin. Will you let me in please?

posted by mudpuppie 15 June | 18:46

Oh, no. You're that clever shark I heard about on the news.

posted by puddinghead 15 June | 18:51

Candygram.

posted by mudpuppie 15 June | 18:57

Ooo. Candy? *opens door* AAGH!

posted by loquacious 15 June | 18:58

What happens when you push the red button on the wang? It's so tempting to push it...

posted by iconomy 15 June | 21:15

dirty!

posted by ethylene 15 June | 21:17

Whatever you do, DON'T PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!!!!!

posted by dg 15 June | 21:29

15 June 2005